Retiring from boxing, fighting women for money, stumping for losing black republican candidates, He just can’t get a break.

Of course, the whole “getting high on blow and swiping a sheriff’s deputy” thing doesn’t help.

His NES game was my brother’s fave possessions from 1989–1992.

Buster Douglas’ game wasn’t quite as classic.

he was in town last summer handing out money to th kids from th hood while his brand new bentley idled in front of the Red Chopstick.I think he has a hideaway near Catskill or sumthing.It caused a lot of kids to go buy chinese food so they could be like Mike.

xpost—i don’t think i ever did beat him. he was just too fast for

me

mac.

Truly one of the absolute best NES games.