Christ, I feel like shit, both physically and morally...
Let’s make this thread about New Year’s promises.
more pie.
ah youth
See, in 2007 I’m aiming for more random sex and drinking in the week. YSI?
i aim to send it more in 2007.
i bet i was more morally corrupt than tuomas.
i have partaken in all manners of vice this past two weeks.
lust
blasphemy
despair
apostasy
indifference
self-idolatry
beat that!
It’s not a contest, these aren’t exactly the proudest days of my life.
I can’t tell you how ashamed I am of the coke-fuelled threesome I had with two hot Swedish girls. Absolutely disgusted with myself. I mean, you have NO IDEA how ashamed. Not proud at all. Oh no.
If you knew my depths you wouldn’t say that.
And it’s really a promise I feel I should make. I need to have some bloody control in my life.
In 2007 I promise to wage war on misuse of the word ‘random’. Unless you were swinging through a room blindfolded with the aim of catching your penis on the first vagina it comes into contact with, it’s not really random sex is it?
(You weren’t doing that were you? That’s disgusting).
It’s not a contest
YES IT IS!
pride is totally one of the vices.
Still, look on the bright side, you’ve still got five days of midweek drinking and hugely personally degrading pigsex left to go. Chin up, old boy.
.. swinging through a room blindfolded with the aim of catching your penis on the first vagina it comes into contact with
that sounds like an idea for a new nintendo wii game.
if you give up work tuomas you can drunkenly bone away every night with no regrets!
also, only on the weekdays that I know I have work the next morning? Cuz you’re in luck! I work on weekends, so you are free to be as random and excessive as you want!
do you work during weekdays too?
In 2007 I promise to wage war on misuse of the word ‘random’.
otm as hell
nobody cares, but i promise to finally get around to devouring kristin hersh’s gigantic discography.
DCOTM upthread! Nothing more irritating than snotty people calling others ‘randoms’.
teenage girls love using ‘random’ to mean anything unusual or non-traditional—maybe tuomas is a teenage girl
In 2007 I promise to not work on weekdays.
Which leaves me clear for random sex and excessive drinking five days a week!
2007 is looking better and better!
bold clam, ethan
How bold is my clam?
aww, he turned his face into a heart.
i feel like 2007 is going to be really great!
i plan to do more excessive drinking, certainly. don’t really see the attraction of random sex, though.
(best of luck tuomas. sorry you’re feeling badly.)
yup 2007 is gonna be siiick i just know it.