we played scrabble to-nite. i can still tyep. i hafta go to work in 9–10 hours, i think.

now i’m drunk and last niht i played scrablle. when you’ve had 5–6 rum rickeys the two kinda plend, y’know? ilxor A LINGBERT came to my house last night and racked up UNLEARNS for 74. first i spelled that ‘ulearns’ but that wouldn’t of been 74 then, no. we need a scrabble thread, but i’m trying to recontextualize it, make it more interesting. my first impulse is always charts and graphs and lists and that shit is kinda boring to some people, i know. okay.

hi. i just got back from my HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. whoa.

woah how was that, j?

i had two bloody mary’s this morning and got a little tipsy but i think i’m better now. wish i wasn’t cause i have to work tonight!

i will only go to a high school reunion when i am scary and ridiculous enough to scare all those Quaker shitbags back into their messy but expensive homes.

hi! (includes beer)

i’m drunk right now.

This was me on friday (I should have posted drunk). I had my first 40; it was fantastic.

Curevo blakc is the shit. Anyone tried it. Yummers.

I should be drunk. I was in the pub for about seven hours today, having crawled out of my bed and gone straight to the pub after about ten hours drinking yesterday. Somehow, I am not drunk. What’s that all about, huh?

First tru drunk experience this past Wednesday. Was not much fun.

WHAT

Just heard of this thing done @ this bar somewhere: a spelling bee, only, every word a contestant spells right, they take a shot and stay onstage. WANT.

Two bottles of champagne. Accidentally set fire to a resztauraNT

haha R U SERIOUS?

fFIVE FIRE EGNGINES SERSIOUS!!

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Goodness, I am severely inebriated at the current moment!!

Please explain. Preferably in a comedy drunken manner. Your hungover excuses tomorrow will be less funny.

(xpost to CJ Firestarter)

simple verson is tht in invovclves ubernenbthusuastic drumk game of chrarades “flim tgwo words@# WAS HAPYU FEEET i was doing mad penmghuin inm-pressiion ,. candles anfd paper tableclkothjs ahoy. PAPER1!! NOt my fauolt. F

lol “unruly” indeedz