yes

now watching segment on ny1 telling us not to give alcoholic beverages to our pets

NOT DRUNK.

drnk, and messaging

LET’S PLAY DRUNK NOT DRUNK

me at work

NOT DRUNK

MERRY FESTIVUS TO YOU AND YOURS

workin’ on it

pk a figh5

hi everybuggy

I get hi for 1st time in yonks. SALUT!

i was gonna get drunk and watch art school confidential!!!!

we’re drunk and just watched Jaws

Was there a scene with Brodie’s cigarette hanging from his mouth?

hmmm, now i don’t know what to watch. too much to chose from. i might watch the chumscrubber.

you shd watch art school conf and tell me what you thought

i still have to watch the end of The Island too. I passed out before it was over last nite.

i am curious about it. art school, that is.

I WAM WATCHIN JACKASS

the chumscrubber looks kinda good too though:

chumscrubber has lotsa posters:

worst plot ever or best?:

The Chumscrubber is a dark comedy about the lives of people who live in upper-class suburbia. It all begins when Dean Stiffle (Jamie Bell) finds the body of his friend, Troy. He doesn’t bother telling any of the adults because he knows they won’t care. Everyone in town is too self consumed to worry about anything else than themselves. And everybody is on some form of drug just to get themselves through the day. After Troy’s death, local drug dealers (Camilla Belle, Justin Chatwin, Lou Taylor Pucci) at the school run out of their stash. They convince Dean to get Troy’s stash or they are going to kill his brother that they kidnapped, but they grabbed the wrong kid.

okay, i’m gonna watch art school. i liked crumb and bad santa and ghost world. how bad could it be?

Even Homer nodded.

okay, yeah, that wasn’t very good. it starts out with promise! goofy art school/college premise! the smart-ass friend had promise. the dude from my name is earl had promise. but it just...i don’t know, deflates. the murder thing, the cop thing, eh, kinda sad really. ends up not being very funny and not that great a story. and the ending is just horrible. i had high hopes for it at the beginning when it looked like it was just gonna be a rip on art school. reminded me of philly. and malky’s whole speech was a great intro: “you should just drop out and go to banker school or website school”. oh well.

plus, it wasn’t even biting/savvy/cutting enough about art school! the kinda cursory gallery/beatnik chick/school observations were pretty lame. it was a comic, right? maybe that had more depth.

plus plus, you don’t really know ANYTHING about anybody. it’s so broad. which works fine if it’s slapstick or completely non-linear or if a movie just LOOKS cool, but this movie was completely story-based, and nobody was really anybody, just blank canvases ironically enough.

hi dere

it sounds like there is a party next door so i will investigatge

omg, it’s the 16th floor of the hotel across the street, people on a balcony with incredible acoustic properties. from outside i can hear them very clearly. STFU

interlopers all! they are talking about the airport!

i made it, guys!

though, i had to watch Domino.

sorta drunk. seeing people i hated in high school in local bars = YAAAAAAAY

it is totally awesome!

i told you art sch00l confidential was terrible! and drunk watching doesn’t help! you are such independent scientific-method types though, having to experience the pain for yourselves to know it’s real! but it is also why i like you, obv

haha @ having to watch domino

i m not drunk right now, barely even hungover! b/c it is 11:45 am. it’s sunny out! going to go for a walk and listen to growing and feel high. i also have all this tv to catch up on tonight, and christmassy cookies to bake, yaay.

holiday/christmas love

Sooo sober, I even went to church! Dunno what Domino is but I watched Unleashed last night and for a Jet Li action movie it sure was retarded. Very disappointed.

i drank half a bottle of wine last night but did not get drunk so did not post. tonight i will drink more than that to achieve proper hungover christmas status, i WILL be posting

No sobriety till after boxing day.

Hooray, I am sort of drunk. 1 glass chardonnay at home, followed by one bordeaux and one red zin at bar, followed by some more chardonnay now. Edna Valley—very nice.

No drunkenness until tomorrow night for me. But that is more than fine.

jesus i need a drink

why did i stop after one?

OMG it is so hot here. I’m tipsy and overheated and listening to !!!. Roll on NYE.

I brought a 40 of Tecate and watched THE PRESTIGE in the dollar theatre. Holy fuck that was the best night of the year. Someone else tell me they popped 100 boners over this movie like I did.

But YOU IS A GIRL.

I kept meaning to see the damn thing in the theaters too. Oh well, roll on the DVD in a couple of months.

Ned it is SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD that even is a girl was the jeanscream. SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Ned it is SOOOOO GOOOOD> I mean it, Ned, it is realllly reallly GOOOOD.

This is why I don’t write movie reviews. But if you were here I would grab your collar and shake you around like a raggeddy andy yelling at you that it is SOOOOOO GOOOOD.

You are not clear to me. (Have you read the book? A friend recommended to me years back and I’ve always been very glad he did.)

tonight’s the night.

and neil young is keeping me company.

halfway there already! yes!

I haven’t read the book Ned but I was so tempted to I almost shoplifted it the other night. But...I didn’t. I’ll wait till I can actually buy it proper because I am sure it will be fucking incredible. I haven’t read a novel in a good long while that wasn’t written by Alfred Bester so that’ll be nice too.

To get back to TOPIC I have a big bottle of Seagram’s 7 to break out tonite so I can pretend I am drunk in a retirement home.

i am making vic come over to drink some of the winez so i don’t get too drunk pre-dinner!

I wish I could come help you.

lol i’m drunk and BLOGGIN muhfuckaz!!!

srsly can’t knock the bloggin

hi

Damp, but not drunk! Switching to peppermint tea for my throat. :(

hi dere

my favourite thing about this thread is that is starts with my name

but i also like the stuff about movies

hi.

forgot kinda

test

...

cool jergins

god

ugh disturbing

what is wrong, mookie

hang in there, mr. proof

i am not drunk yet, the next margarita may put me over the top

i was way too drunk

much better now tho

How is your uvula faring?

still swollen

if i’m not careful it can go forward, which is gross

be ok, ok?

<3

ok!

omg i thought that said vulva

im sorry i said that it was rude

we should all become more comfortable with our uvulae imo

oh hi!

wheeee!

the night is young

Whoooooo!

3 Beatles movies + all the red wine = drunk and dancing around the living room :))))

omg

i’m almost there

Reading your fb posts left night, jaq, I was in such admiration of the relationship between you and your daughter!

I miss her so very much.

i don’t know what jaq and her daughter said last night, but my dad would like nothing better than to hang out and get drunk at a bar with me. and i concur.

this hasn’t really worked out due to distance, my mom’s presence, and his utter refusal to travel. also that he’ll be 76 in two weeks and i have long since been able to drink him under the table. but still. at any rate it probably explains his appreciation of the drunken emails in which i rage against current affairs.

so much cuteness, so much sweetness

i don’t discuss drunkenness with my parents or anything else for that matter, it’s kinda weird

woops

i went to my usual joint for “dinner” but 3 drinks hasn’t quite got me there