http://www.globalorgasm.org/

Fortunately I’m in Belgium, a country without weapons of mass destruction (except those American nuclear warheads they think we don’t know about), so I’m not required to participate, but I may still be helping with some as yet unspecified solo activity tomorrow evening.

zzzzzz

What are the globe’s most sensitive erogenous zones?

one well-placed nuke and the world will cum

(i.e. nuke Antarctica/the Arctic and the world will be made considerably moister)

I like the way the letters of the words in reverse make up DOG.

(the first letters)

(duh. I can’t even do simple joeks anymore)

OK, I’m done. Still no sign of world peace.

orgasm count: 0

ok 1

How the hell am I going to find someone to have sex with at 5 PM Finnish time?

You don’t have to find someone else, you can type with one hand for a while.

i cranked one out at 5am...my quota is met.