Do you remove your pubic hair? How do you feel about the practice and the aesthetic?

I have nothing against it in theory, but the other afternoon I experienced an odd moment. I was in bed with this girl, the first time we’ve gotten naked together. She lay on her back, I held her ankles in my hands and lifted them over her, but looking down at her bald area I suddenly felt like I should be changing her nappies. A completely un-erotic sensation. I was unable to proceed.

this is clearly a regular

oh boy

if my gf shat herself in bed just before sex it’d put me right off too

But just think, if we talk him through the bondage and the shaving and everything, maybe one day we’ll be able to give him fake wedding-planning advice!!!

Truly I’m not fake, just a lurker, but I suppose I don’t have any way of proving that. I had thought this might be a topic of general interest. I’m going down for a chaste pint now with the bald girl. Do feel free to make fun of me.

sand in your box

Do feel free to make fun of me.

like anyone was waiting for your ok.

Haha cheers to the weird new shyness levels of the lurker: “Threads about what I keep in my pockets? That’s a bit ... personal ... I’ll just start whole threads about my muffless new girlfriend instead.”

if my gf shat herself in bed just before sex it’d put me right off too

Yeah, but what if it was psandy’s gf?

How’re the bondage games treating you these days, psandy, or have you guys just segued right into the age-play thing?

I am definitely writing a song called “My Muffless New Girlfriend”.

Check out fullyclothedpissing.com, a site fully endorsed by certain people on ILE, for more introductions to, er, stuff.

Maria Schneider Vs. The Universe

I’m going down for a chaste pint now with the bald girl.

The furry cup?

certain people on ILE

NAME NAMES

He said that my muff it, never should go

woh oh, woh oh

Now I find I’m sitting here on my own

woh oh, woh oh

Was it something I said or done

That made him pack his bags up and run

Could it be another he’s found

It’s breaking up a happy home

Mister can you tell me where my muff has gone

he’s a psandy boy

I woke up one morning and my muff was gone

Oh my psandy boy

Ohh I miss my psandy boy

whoops, did I say furry cup?

And I have to say, a pint’s pretty voluminous as these things go...