Not me, because I don’t know what RFID means.

It’s like a little radio transmitter. It’s being put into all kinds of things, such as your credit cards, so that they can be read at a distance.

Oh. I don’t have credit cards.

But they can also put it in your MIND, so they can read that from a distance too! Oh wait, nevermind.

So I’d have to wear a cage in my head?

On.

“Damn commies, let’s see them try to get through this!”

*rests case*

There are plans to put RFIDs in US drivers’ licenses, I unnastand.

I will certainly be getting an farraday cage passport cover when I end up with an RFID passport.

They need a wallet with a pocket outside the cage for oyster though.

Ew. Putting oysters in yr pants is totally gross!