haha omg Lexington KY has a craigslist, and it is full of racists and one elitist out-of-towner asshole
The rants and raves section, that is.
Pastel Capri Pants
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Reply to: pers-192033898@craigslist.org
Date: 2006–08–09, 1:46PM EDT
I am looking for a older lady companion. You must be tan, I mean REALLY tan and a bit wrinkled from previous years of tanning.
I also prefer you to have dyed blondish hair with just a bit of the dark roots showing. Also, hair that has been a bit over processed is a must!
Mainly the capri pants in colors of sherbert ice cream is what really turns me on. The brighter the better! Sandals with rhinestones and bright flowers are an added bonus.
Maybe you could wear a shirt with a photograph of your grandchild on our first date.
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
192033898
mmmmmm sherbert
nothing! ilx has spoiled my net time-wasting skills
http://farm.avocadolite.com/game.phtml continues to claim my time. So... many... cute animals...
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/08/30/guard_families_cope_in_two_dimensions/
Welcome to the ``Flat Daddy“ and ``Flat Mommy” phenomenon, in which life-size cutouts of deployed service members are given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.
The Flat Daddies ride in cars, sit at the dinner table, visit the dentist, and even are brought to confession, according to their significant others on the home front.
``I prop him up in a chair, or sometimes put him on the couch and cover him up with a blanket,“ said Kay Judkins of Caribou, whose husband, Jim, is a minesweeper mechanic in Afghanistan. ``The cat will curl up on the blanket, and it looks kind of weird. I’ve tricked several people by that. They think he’s home again.”
what the fuck.
That kid looks terrified.
oh sweet baby jesus, wtf
“femtrooper”
oh hot, hot diggity
Oh man, someone just sent me a youtube audio link of a guy who was on the phone to 911 in the north tower WTC right up until it collapsed.. you hear the building start to fall and him screaming and everything.
I really wish I hadn’t listened to it, now :/
haahaha i posted a pic of that stormtrooper chick about two years ago and you all reacted the same way. she was with another stormtrooper chick who had the crazy eyes.
You are ahead of the cosplay curve. SFGate reported that like it was brand new shit.
let’s try that again:
the rest of the internet = just paste
cory doctorow’s book:
The fantasy is told in a straight, hard-boiled style that makes it seem believable. By the way, did I mention that this is a love story? And that his girlfriend has wings?
Is he related to EL? Cuz if so, I won’t read it. Fucking hate E.L. Doctorow.
My friend and I have been going here and making lots of these whilst getting totally blizzy:
LF, which book is that? I’ve read Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom and Eastern Standard Tribe, I don’t remember a girlfriend with wings? Anyway, agreed on his style. I love that his futurist stuff is like, not overly u- or dys-topian (as almost all futurist fiction seems to be), it’s just, like, meh-topian.
I don’t know if he’s related to EL Doctorow. This is Cory Doctorow of boingboing.net fame.
EL is his dad.
i didn’t write that blurb! it’s from a promotional site. his girlfriend has wings!! i don’t remember the name of the book.
That’s cheating! She needs a specially molded boob-plate.
dude with disposable camera doesn’t give a fuck.
UH
i had forgotten about this:
those guys did a lightning bolt video i think
and bubble puppy!
that bubble puppy song is fucking rad!
this is the lightning bolt video. a bit busy.
did Rumsfeld borrow that jacket from a 10 year old kid ca. 1990?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0oRJ1Ykos
i think this bears repeating:
http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file=jacked.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5XCApgsWEw
at least they put a helmet on the last kid.
???
http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=10151
Peanuts characters as superheroes.
lol
I keep forgetting that the sandbox doesn’t automatically google-proof my name..
Olmert: Efforts to Meat With Abbas Fail
3:01 pm
shrinkin’ like an ice cap
i think that lfam and i might have accidentally both bought the same jacket that rummy is wearing in the pic upthread, sometime last year. or maybe the colors blinded me to the jacket’s horrors yet again.
not it but very similar
Wow, this is great whatever it is. I found it going to the home page of a sire that quoted some post I made about Arabic music, and added a photo of one of the people I mentioned.
a road in bolivia:
(tons of Arabic mp3s there. I guess it’s just an Arabic hipster site, I shouldn’t be so surprised, but what a nice find for me.)
clicky for scary weirdness:
Why mortal kombat was great and/or horrible:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1519
and more fun: http://www.whipassgaming.com/genesisreviews/eternalchamp_demo.htm
what the motherfucking fuck (@ mario jpg)
(Actually, I think that site might be created by a dissensus person.)
HA HA HA HA HA HA (barf) HA HA HA.
fuck. how do you post images here?
dude, ihttp hasn’t worked in years.
so...how then?
okay.
this photo of Mark Twain messing about in Tesla’s lab.
wow, legos have gone way phallic since i stopped buying sets
I like how you can turn it around and use the G-spot stimulator on the handle.
the idea of 6 year olds running around with those swords is almost too much. actually, even thinking about the word ‘swords’ is too much for me right now (YO I NEEDS A COPY OF TEH TV MIXTAPE)
subway systems of the world, presented on the same scale:
that is awesome!
lxy pointed out that you can open a bunch of them in tabs and it muddles the chimes in this great way, then X out one tab at a time and the sound takes on a focus it wouldn’t of otherwise had. really beautiful.
well that’s the next autechre album sorted anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouapvxtX6M4
This is kinda disturbing, I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be homophobic or anti-homophobic. And the comments...
(Deletion log); 19:09 . . NawlinWiki (Talk | contribs) (deleted “Blart”: a3 content was: ‘==Blart==’ (and the only contributor was ‘ROTEW’))
At first I thought it was supposed to be ironic, but maybe whoever did it really wishes this is “what should’ve happened in Brokeback Mountain”. Christ.
x-post
Ativan or [url=http://ativan.0gr.pl/]Ativan[/url] or http://ativan.0gr.pl/
hay guys theres this video where the dude who played kramer flips out and says all this racist stuff you gotta see it its crazy
Anything to do with Cirque de Soleil makes me feel strangely emotional
homoerotic homage to tom brady:
a bunch of Guy Fawkes showed up in front of the White House, the Supreme Court, etc.
I like the site that shows the last 40 images posted to LiveJournal:
http://www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php
Here’s one now!
Not one but TWO ilxors in Jarvis Cocker’s top friends? Kick ass!
http://www.nueusa.com/concept/
“Proving you at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives.”
“Please remove plastic cover package from the item and insert it into your desire hole. The one’s sizes are differed per individual.”
“Under no circumstances do we accept returns on any open products. Please understand that due to the nature of our products, they are likely to have been in contact with your mouth, blood, body secretions, vagina or anus.”
... BUT WHAT IS IT ???
Well, I know what my favourite part of that was.
...although there is a close contender!
“as same as to embrace a Dutch wife”????
Okay, let’s stage a competition to see who can come up with the funniest ‘missing text’ for that box at the bottom-right of the jpg...
“After trying product you may not love feeling to evacuate the bowels. To solve this situation, rub crotch vigorously to erect your body and to relax your tension.”
some phenomenal beatboxing, check it out.
h3ns3l twins
wii action:
