Strangely when I asked Lex if he knew ILX, he didn’t have a clue. He said he did know Paris Hilton.

wink wink

So where’s Julian here? I don’t think there’s a ILXor called Julian here, right? If so, SORRY, didn’t caught you here posting yet.

:(

Sometimes I see car numberplates which remind me of ILXors.

You’re name’s Julian? I mean, fuck, Jel, of course I know you, but I only know you by Jel, Mr Bugle. Sorry. :-(((( Sometimes a but confused when people change their name, like Stevem. There should be some faq or something which includes name changes.

YOUR name’s Julian. No wonder I didn’t realize your name’s Julian, what with a pea sized brain.

Hehe, sorry, I was just kidding! It seemed like the obvious joke :)

I feel bad now.

(It’s James!)

yes. but MINE’S julian.

I see a lot of “RJG” license plates.

(fuck. forgot about my sign-in for the sandbox. anyone else want to make a really, really feeble attempt to wind up nath? :)

The innocent must be protected.

MY JEANS! I’ve been looking for those for a long time... Could you put them in an envelope please? I can’t go outside to go get them without trousers... :-(

Sometimes a but confused when people change their name, like Stevem.

what does he call himself these days then? He’s a good chap tho I haven’t seen him in years.

Stan, please explain the circumstances under which your jeans came to be worn by a headless shop dummy.

I’m afraid I can’t remember the details, but it seems it involved Julian and Lex :-/

The dummy reckoned he had them first?

Don’t talk about Stan like that!!

Thanks :-)

“headless” ??? So you think putting a head on that would be a realistic representation of what I look like?

StanM are you Stevem? Sorry, I hadn’t considered that—the real ILX was blocked at work so I have been a tad out of touch with things.

No, I’ve only ever been StanM.

The torso is over-rated.

Thanks :-(

I didn’t mean yours specifically!

:-)

(but mine really is, though.)

Stan, my Man, it’s the We shop! You must have noticed this before? Or are you too much a snob to frequent that chain store? wink wink

Sometimes a but confused when people change their name, like Stevem.
what does he call himself these days then? He’s a good chap tho I haven’t seen him in years.

Okay, now it’s revealed I’m a complete idiot. I thought that Sede Vacante was Stevem. :-(

“sede vacante” is stevem!

He is. How does that make you an idiot, nath? Surely that makes MarkH the silly one*)?

(*not really, Mark, but you should change your settings to show usernames, it saves a whole bunch of confusion)

xpost

bludy sandbox.

like i said on the other thread, my username is the same as it’s always been so i don’t get the confusion!

Not everyone has that option turned on, I guess. Besides, your username is not “Stevem”.

I remember your username, but sometimes I can’t connect other usernames to people’s proper names, even if they sound vaguely familiar.

IT NEVER WAS

JESUS, PEOPLE

this thread = awesomes

i don’t know why anyone would NOT turn on ‘display username’ (or indeed ‘images off’ heh)

this thread = awesomes

Seconded.

jesus ^^^———^^^

That looks like two spiders facing off at twenty paces.

i expect there are LOTS of images on the internet featuring the word ‘kit’. LOTS.

also are Dan and Ned being sarcastic-i-don’t-even-know-anymore?

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER THREAD

btw all these say “the kit”, but thx 4 payng attntn

(That is SFW, BTW, it’s just funnier when you see the file name.)

I would never be sarcastic about spiders facing off at twenty paces.

At least I’m on topic, yknow?

I changed my settings and I’m still the same. You all are much better, however.

what is that ‘larval phase’ thing? it leads to ‘page cannot be loaded’. i dread to think what hilarity is being missed.

It is a strange grinning bald man with giant bug-eye glasses reflected in something curved which might be a distorting mirror or might be the bottom of a pintglass. I’m sorry it doesn’t display, it is an amusing picture. Though probably not so amusing now I’ve bigged it up and all.

You know... spiders, larvae, beer goggles, how many pictures of teh_kit/stevem there are on google... never mind. ::shrugs::

IT NEVER WAS
JESUS, PEOPLE

It was never Jesus? Who did it then? Cause I wanna blame Xmas on someone.

BTW, sorry for doubting it was Stevem. I never turn username on. Maybe I should. One day I’ll get the hang of it and become a professional ILXor. wink wink

If you c/p kate’s url it works. Shooter.net had beef with ilx in the past