COME ON.

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“So tell us, Dakota—what’s your next project?”

CHARLOTTE’S WEB, YOU COCKS

Am I remembering correctly that the pig has a Babe voice in this one?

give me that old cartoon with PAUL LYNDE as templeton the rat any day

Why are the words “CHARLOTTE’S WEB” and “COCKS” together in any context? Is this board dedicated to reducing my childhood to smoking rubble?

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord

After the crowds have ceased

Each night when the lights go out

It can be found on the ground all around

Oh, what a ratly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs

Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy

Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings

Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores

Bananna peels and soggy sadwiches

And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord

After the gates are shut

Each night when the lights go out

It can be found on the ground all around

That’s where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

Cocks up, cocks up

Everybody loves a happy face

Wear it, share it

It’ll brighten up the darkest place

Twinkle, sparkle

Let a little sunshine in

You’ll be on the right side

Looking at the bright side

Up with your peenity thing!

Cock up, cock up

Put a little laughter in it’s eye

Brave it, save it

Even though you’re feeling otherwise

Rise up, wise up

Make a little smile begin

You’ll be happy hearted

Once you get it started

Up with your weinery thing!

Cock down

You can’t come frowning

Turn around

Starting, clowning

Think sad, your troubles double

Think glad, they burst like bubbles

Cocks up, cocks up

Every little time your spirits wilt

Cocks up, cocks up

Give your attitude in upward tilt

Twinkle, sparkle

Make a little fun begin

You’ll be on the right side

Looking at the bright side

Up with your cocko-cock

Cocks up!

I love that the next of the first post is “COME ON.

As in, “Come on Charlotte’s Web, you cocks!”

Spiderbukkake!

Enid Blyton, “The Chocolate Cock” to thread

Charlotte’s Web, You Cocks is the only film this holiday season that I wish to see, and SANDCOCKS has failed to acknowledge this fact, psychically or otherwise.

It’s pretty terrible. The animation is beautiful, though.