dear my cat: i love you forever and ever and you’re totally sweet but you give me runny nose & watery eyes.

oh no trag

allergies

I would invite allergies to bite me on the ass, but they already do. When they did the allergy test on me, cats were one of the 2 things that didn’t give me a reaction. But cats have pollen, dust etc. on their fur, so it’s still a no-win.

I am allergic to mold. I also live in a “garden apartment”, i.e. basement. The house is on a hill, and only one wall is underground. Once and a while, the mold attacks and I am left ill and gross. I must figure out how to get out of my lease.

I am the only person I know sans allergies. I am an anomaly.

Same here, the rest of my family have penicillin allergies at the very least, but I’m curiously unafflicted.

I used to be allergic to dog hair, cat hair and feathers. I am still allergic to dust mites. Fortunately I have no food allergies. I used to get asthma and excema (sp) a lot. I still get them occasionally. From the age of 0–23 there would permanently be a patch of excema in the crook of each arm and the corresponding position on my legs. Now there is just one tiny patch which never goes away, regardless of how much hydrocortisone cream is applied.

Dear my sister’s cat,

You are the thing I am least looking forward to about Christmas.

Madchen

Dear allergies,

I wish I had you because then maybe I would know why I keep having seemingly allergic reactions at random times...

Ronan.