I knew this would be a Ken C pastiche.

THEY’RE FLIPPIN AND THEY’RE FLOPPIN. MY BOYS NEED A HOUSE.

Or is it just me?

I tend to clear down, 4 times a day. Usually there’s between 3 and 20.

Just now, there was 130.

(check yours.)

And what do you do about it?

— M Grout (mark.grou...), December 18th, 2006 2:13 PM. (Mark Grout) (link)

I only clear down about once a week and there’s usually about millions of them.

I’m getting a spermfilter installed and I expect it to drop away to zero in the coming months.

It doesn’t bother me, but you should see my girlfriend’s inbox...

I’m forwarding mine to a spam bank.

SCreenshot plz tuomas

UH

“Open the door, get on the floor!”

Is there someone I can slap for creating that costume?

you could always just slap tuomas

That’s your answer to everything!

I knew this would be a Ken C pastiche.

haha a raging asshole like me wouldn’t have been able to come up with funny pastiches like this (even though i THINK i can)

It took me a sec to figure out what this thread was about.

I was wondering if “clear down” was some bizarre metaphor

We’re the Person Of The Year, we’ve got the power to make it happen!

Excuse me, I’m going to clear down now.

(even though i THINK i can)

the little kengine that could! chu chu!

Can I slap latebloomer?

you may

rofl/ouch!

haha latebloomer

a raging asshole is one possible destination.

haha!

a raging asshole thinking it’s a fanny imposer