Stallone is also the director for both of them:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479143/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/

The dude is sixty already. He’ll be 62 in 2008. To give him one thing, Schwarzenegger at least knew when it was time to move on.

How is is possible that you spend so much time on teh internets and yet *didn’t* know about this?

Wait’ll you hear about Snakes on a Plane!

Not only that, he’s doing a biopic of Edgar Allan Poe:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461315/

At least he doesn’t star in that one.

How is is possible that you spend so much time on teh internets and yet *didn’t* know about this?

Because ILX is the place I spend most of my time in the Internet, and no one has started a thread on this yet.

Actually, the Poe film might just be good. I don’t think he’s necessarily a bad director.

“Mike Tyson as Himself”—didn’t know he was in it.

Pete Petrelli from Heroes plays Rocky Jr!

I’m a sucker for the Rocky films (apart from Rocky V, which doesn’t exist) so I’m going to go along and see its conclusion. I’m guessing Rocky dies :(

COBRA TOO

larger amounts of consumer debt and price inflation outpacing wages has forced the American worker to continue full-time employment later in life in order to afford retirement, if they can retire at all. I’m sure Mr. Stallone is no different.

Cliff Barnes from Dallas is “attached” to Rambo IV! You can keep yer Tysons.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Another Sequel

Rambo “I’m so old I’m bed-ridden and hooked to an” IV

Demolition Man, I Need To Stop

Sly Stallone needs to stop watching so much ppv porn, then he wouldn’t have to do these movies.

I think he’s been threatening to make that Poe film since Rocky III.

RamPoe

Poebra

TangPoe and Cash

Poe-ver the Top

Rocky BalPoea II: Adrian, Nevermore

The Masque of the Dredd Death

In a perfect world, Rambo IV would be a courtroom drama about VA benefits.

To give him one thing, Schwarzenegger at least knew when it was time to move on.

if stallone “moves on” a la arnie, ie runs for office, i’m gonna kill you, tuomas.

Tango & the Pendulum

Sly sez Gere blames him for gerbil rumor:

http://www.towleroad.com/2006/12/sly_stallone_ri.html

Fuck a bunch of “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.”

I have watched (fragments of) “Rhinestone” and (all of, lord help me) “Oscar.”

this is getting good reviews, huh?

Schwarzenegger at least knew when it was time to move on

Adrian has died (offscreen). How can you kill a different character in 6 movies and leave Burt Young standing?

He’s got moxie!

I noticed there was no Adrian in the trailer, I’m kind of glad as she annoyed the fuck out of me by trying to get Rocky to stop fighting 196 times in every fucking movie except the first one—they should have killed her off in Rocky II when she was in the post giving birth to hairy baby coma.

I hear there is a dream sequence involving Apollo Creed and Mr. T

Rocky’s hairy baby has growed up nice (no, I don’t watch that “Heroes” show he’s on):

http://www.towleroad.com/2006/12/milo_ventimigli.html

Dr M, you’re not wrong.

How can you kill a different character in 6 movies and leave Burt Young standing?

It’s the hat.

I honestly didn’t realize Burt Young was still alive in general.

Looks a bit like the late Shirley Winters.

me neither...CGI Burgess Meredith.

HA. i wouldn’t even touch this with yours if Burt Young wasn’t going to be in it

this movie is godawful. i think i may have written the only bad review!

i was yelled at by my boss for not working a “rhinestone” reference in

A lot of the pans are like the Voice’s, ie It’s risible yet so comfortably familiar I can’t hate it.