1. cannot ctrl+f ridiculous tall stack of papers
2. no google cache page for day of child’s birth
3. on the internet, no one can smell you
4. More naked people.
so many b(. )( .)bs
x-post
YSI?
#. can utilise wikipedia/google in order to not appear to be dumb as rocks.
7. arguments minus punching (however warranted it may be)
8. Manual for ancient VCR instantly available in PDF format—no need to dig through stacks of old shit in closet.
9. People are prettier
10. Long conversation pause can be filled with Word Mojo rather than awkwardness
11. i am winking as i write this.
12. You don’t have to leave the house!
13. Real-life doesn’t have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)
14. can rofl without people staring
15. youtube >>>>>> television
16. No search function for elusive real life objects.
17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.
18. OMG!! On-line shopping!!
19. in real life you have to put on pants
20. Ebay. Better than real life auctions because you don’t find you’ve bought something just because you accidentally sneezed at the wrong moment.
Real-life doesn’t have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)
Haha, me too.
21. you can talk to multiple babes online at once
22. yes, but they have to sign off and have their last feed and a nappy change by 8pm.
23. you can’t turn real life off and go to bed.
13. Real-life doesn’t have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)
Haha me three! I was putting lippy on and went “ooh ctrl-z... oh SHITE”.
17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.
*makes note of this for next time chatting to Thermo on msn*
13. Real-life doesn’t have Ctrl-Z (note I have actually tried to do this in real life)
What does CTRL-Z do? I tried to push those buttons, but nothing happened.
Ctrl-z = Undo
18. *plonk*
(oh wait, that’s 24)
25. Being able to fix the numbering.
26. The serious answer: in real life you judge people by their appearance and might not even want to communicate with someone because he has the wrong style or something. On the other hand, the Internet is also lacking all the visual cues that make communication easier, so it’s both a blessing and a problem.
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