I’m going for the transit network of pneumatic tubes.

i have been advocating this for years. no joke.

Giant bubble covering city, maintaining climate-controlled atmosphere. NO SWEATINESS EVER AGAIN and suede platforms year ’round. Heaven.

for some reason i associated the “suede platforms” comment with the transit conversation. i was having a hard time fathoming how disgusting a suede subway platform would be.

WATER SLIDEZ!

GAMBLING!

TRANSFATS!

Affordable apartments in Manhattan.

No cabaret licenses.

Smoking in bars and clubs.

Woops—I’m describing the city of 1970!

perhaps you would consider making one burrough for smokers? unless it’s staten island.

smoking no dancing yes

Eli, just suggest they build a time machine, allowing everyone to live in different dimensions of time and space. Then everyone wins.

cabaret licenses have been going since 1926. maybe you meant enforcement of the law?

BRING BACK TAMMANY HALL

MORE DRAFT RIOTS

If no p-tubes, EXTEND THE G TRAIN

BIKE PATHS EVERYWHERE!

DYKER HEIGTS STYLE CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA CITY WIDE!

FAIRWAYS REPLACE ALL PATHMARKS!

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

ALL GUYZ WEARING STRIPED BUTTON DOWN SHIRT UNTUCKED W/SHITTY JEANS ON FRIDAY NIGHT TAGGED AND BANNED FROM CITY

obi strip: ding ding ding ding!

How about subway stations that don’t like like a pile of crap.

don’t LOOK like

and new trains—don’t make u deaf

CONEY ISLAND NOT TURNED INTO VEGAS EAST PLZ!

Or a bus service outside Manhattan that’s actually useful?

NY needs a congestion charge BIG TIME. Sometimes taking a cab is a major part of your night.

All I want is more affordable housing and fewer big-box retail stores. Otherwise I think NYC is just fine the way it is.

ALL GUYZ WEARING STRIPED BUTTON DOWN SHIRT UNTUCKED W/SHITTY JEANS ON FRIDAY NIGHT TAGGED AND BANNED FROM CITY

can we make this nationwide and maybe enforceable starting january ’07?

IF NETS MOVE BROOKLYN JASON KIDD RITUALLY SACRIFICED

AND NAME CHANGED TO BROOKLYN ZOO OR SOMETHING

more affordable housing

Besides making the trains run on time, all I really care about

BLANKET MANHATTAN IN HUEG NEW APT BUILDINGS THEREBY LOWERING PRICE PRESSURE ON CHARMING LOWSLUNG BROOKLYN NEIGHBORHOODS

SEE I HAVE A PLAN

* Before 2027: America’s population is rapidly approaching a thousand million, and an urban conurbation now stretches from New York to Washington in an attempt to contain the populace of the East Coast states. This will eventually become the first Mega-City, a new kind of urban development to house greater numbers of people. The development causes huge amounts of civil unrest and gang-related crimes.

* 2027: An alliance of street gangs, led by the P Street Posse, storm the White House itself. Due to intimidation of the jury, no convictions occur. This incident will lead to the creation of the Judge System to police the country.

* 2031: First deployment of the Judges in the future Mega-City, led by Chief Judge Fargo. [1] Special centres train the new recruits, often hand-picked from the regular police, and have more senior status than the regular police, with the power to convict and sentence criminals on the spot.

I would like to see the ruins of New York City, all twisted metal and dead bodies, spontaneously generating into three or four squid-like creatures who grow by engulfing smaller, relatively defenseless cities like Hartford and Newark.

meanwhile that mad world cover from donnie darko is playing the whole time

That taskforce is gonna run with alla dese.

(xpost)

Or, barring that, something like The Wiz.

That taskforce is gonna run with alla dese.

All at the same time. You cannot deny the rockness.

MORE DRAFT RIOTS

WHATEVER, KRAMER

EXTEND THE G TRAIN

they’re gonna do this tho! ‘sposta be extended to church ave. in 2008.

buy air rights above historic “low slung” brownstones and build high-rise apartments on top of them

ha. I posted a few hours ago by it timed out. I wrote “let the G train run it’s full course into queens.”

They have to realize as the areas around the G continue to gentrify, it needs to no longer be such a second-rate train.

uh, not to say un-gentrified areas don’t deserve quality mass transit!