J. Lutz (j.lu)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
And while I know a search on “Cthulhu porn” would return volumes of tentacle smut, the store’s name still did not evoke any particularly erotic associations.
ian (orion)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)

Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
were you hoping that maybe they sell “The Lube from Out of Space” or non-Euclidean buttplugs or something?
M Grout (Mark Grout)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
C J (C J)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
Maybe they sell H.P. (sauce) instead of K.Y. (jelly).
GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
OR A BIG AMORPHOUS VIBRATING JELLY CALLED A SHAGGOTH
Michael White (Miguelito)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
Fancy a shaggoth? *wink, wink*
urghonomic (gcannon)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
the anonymous electro funk of erich zann
C J (C J)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
Goths need shags too.
Nu-Edward III (edward iii)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
cthululingus
C J (C J)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
That’s a bit of a mouthful.
I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
“Lovecrafty”

urghonomic (gcannon)
Nineteen years ago (Friday, 15th December 2006)
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sgh (sgh)
Nineteen years ago (Saturday, 16th December 2006)
Less creepy than the original.