And while I know a search on “Cthulhu porn” would return volumes of tentacle smut, the store’s name still did not evoke any particularly erotic associations.

were you hoping that maybe they sell “The Lube from Out of Space” or non-Euclidean buttplugs or something?

Maybe they sell H.P. (sauce) instead of K.Y. (jelly).

OR A BIG AMORPHOUS VIBRATING JELLY CALLED A SHAGGOTH

Fancy a shaggoth? *wink, wink*

the anonymous electro funk of erich zann

Goths need shags too.

cthululingus

That’s a bit of a mouthful.

“Lovecrafty”

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Less creepy than the original.