the little dot with the red x in the middle should surely be in the centre, not at the top left hand side?

i think she is very good on that m&s advert.

I remember the old days, when TVs got cheaper as the years went by...

I thought this would point to a youtube vid of Dame Shirley having a fit about not having the right kind of water in her dressing room or something.

I remember when thee ‘ad t’ wind telly up wi’ back o’ washboard mangle and Norman Vaughan and Hughie Green had to climb in t’back theyself t’ do t’programmes in t’middle of t’cabinet.

It would be nice without the diamonds.

But then you wouldn’t be able to stroke and undress it.

I bet ole Shirley Vaseline would like a diamond telly, but then she would no longer be able to sing “I Who Have Nothing”.

Oh, I’d still stroke it. Just stroking the remote is nice enough.

That Marks & Spencer advert makes me puke.

“Iiiiii who have...Freeview”

The Ernest Jones Jewellers Christmas ad certainly qualifies for nuclear holocaust in six seconds.

I hate the M & S food ads.

This is not just a television...this is a television made with handpicked diamonds. Crafted with wires and cables and plastic and assembled by people who love televisions...this is not just a television...this is a marks and spencers organic television...

over-ripe for parody (“this is not just lard” etc.)

xpost is that the “what I mean to say is .. (oh) ... (sigh)...”

aha!

Yes, featuring the Lance Percival wannabe.

I thought this would point to a youtube vid of Dame Shirley having a fit about not having the right kind of water in her dressing room or something.

me too

I would hope she would have more class and not have the right kind of CHAMPAGNE!

Shirley Bassey at Club Poptimism swigging Blossom Wine by the crateload.