Characters voiced by Mel Blanc:

1. Yosemite Sam

2. Marvin the Martian

3. Barney Rubble

4. Foghorn Leghorn

5. Porky Pig

6. Tweety Bird

7. Daffy Duck

8. Sylvester

9. Elmer Fudd

10. Pepé Le Pew

11. Bugs Bunny

12. The Tasmanian Devil

13. Woody Woodpecker

14. Cosmo G. Spacely

15. Road Runner

16. Wile E. Coyote (“Operation: Rabbit”)

17. Private Snafu

18. Henery Hawk

19. Captain Caveman

20. Twiki

21. Secret Squirrel

22. Speedy Gonzales

London bus routes:

1. 24—Pimlico to Hampstead Heath.

2. 48—London Bridge to Walthamstow.

3. 452—Kensal Rise to Wandsworth Road.

4. 319—Streatham to Sloane Square.

5. 31—Notting Hill to Camden Town.

6. 88—Camden Town to Clapham Common.

7. 57—Clapham Park to Kingston.

8. 337—Clapham Junction to Richmond.

9. 38—Victoria to Clapton Pond.

10. 11—Fulham Broadway to Liverpool Street.

Structures in Central KY that look like flying saucers about to take off at any moment:

2. the Coca Cola bottling plant office

1. the Frankfort water tower

Some Buddy Movies That I Just Thought Of:

1. Gridlock’d

2. 48 Hours

3. Midnight Run

4. Dumb & Dumber

5. Lethal Weapon

6. Point Break

7. The Last Boy Scout

Nine things in my life that have genuinely scared me shitless.

1.My nightmares. No question.

2.Eddie—our old caravan site odd-job man, who used to pull out his false tooth and with his long straggly black hair jump out of random trees making monster noises. Seriously could be the only thing ever to make me scream out loud and run like a girl. Approx Age:5/8

3.Alien (Dallas in air duct scene). Approx Age:9

4.The Haunting. Approx Age:9

5.The Bibby Men—a made up tribe, invented by my chum Roger, evolved entirely of sheeps droppings that lived in the nearby forest. I’m sure I saw a couple of them once though. Approx Age:6

6.White Thing. Actually a white barn owl we’d inadvertantly interrupted eating it’s prey on the ground, it was foggy as hell and it knocked us in shock to the floor as it flapped its wings in front of us. Then we ran in confusement. Approx Age:18

7.Silent Hill (first game). Approx Age:26?

8.American Werewolf in London (nazi werewolf dream scene) Approx Age:11

9.The intro to the old Hammer films, not the vampire ones. Approx Age:9

Little Supermarket Party Foods

10. Mini jam doughnuts (Tesco)

9. Mini cheese and tomato tarts (Sainsburys)

8. Mini rostis (Tesco)

7. Mini chicken skewers (Sainsburys)

6. Mini pizzas (most supermarkets)

5. Mini spring rolls (Sainsburys)

4. Mini fish ’n’ chips (Marks & Spencers)

3. Mini burgers (Sainsburys)

2. Mini kebabs in pitta breads (Asda)

1. Mini steaks with ciabatta rolls (Marks & Spencer)

Favourite misspellings:

5. citag (txt msg T9 error, BITCH)

4. lolo

3. any confusion between there, they’re and their

2. teh

1. pwnj