not looking

it’s almost entirely SFW, in case you were wondering.

Has the Borg gone microscopic then?

oh loard

is it as good as this? Please to explain this website for me:

Haha, I wish I could control my trajectory this well:

Quel taré, lui.

“Would you like the job of opening tubes of rancid semen and dumping it into the cube?”

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/gross_art.php

... opening tubes of Rancid semen, eh? Punks these days, tss.

Or:

Phase one: Collect sperm...

I really don’t think there are better uses for the internet than stuff like this.

There’s going to be a damp, runny slurry on the top and sides of that, and nothing will increase the visual appeal of a giant lump of frozen sperm than thriving multi-colored colonies of bacteria and fungi growing on it…unless, maybe, it’s nice squirming masses of maggots tunneling through the semi-congealed mass.

I’d recognise that writing style anywhere—it’s from William Gibson’s Microwave Bukkake, isn’t it?

No, then it would have more brand names and Japanese/Russian loan words.

I really don’t think there are better uses for the internet than stuff like this.

lol don’t forget SETI@home

Do you remember the time when Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson bought that head made of frozen blood and left it in the freezer, and some workmen came along and pulled the plug out? It would be HILARIOUS if that were to happen here.

I thought that was supposed to be an urban myth? They did have some builders unplug their freezer, but that head wasn’t in it at the time.

As that link above points out, all this sperm will only be refridgerated after it arrives—it will get pretty rotten in the post.

Yeah, he sold it in 2005.

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20050421/ai_n14591065