On a men’s room wall:
Homos can suck my dick!
On the ceiling of a gas station toilet:
The cleaner is short.
:-( so crass.
if someone scribbed ‘women can suck my dick’ in the girls toilets you wouldn’t think it’s clever.
some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
mindblowing
I read the best haiku of my life in a bathroom stall:
mullet extensions
flowing behind my Trans Am
take them off for work
“Go on have a wank”.
I try to scribble Garu G quotes on restroom walls as often as possible
“FUCK GIRLS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY”
A recreation, as the wall has been painted over recently
Each colour represents a comment added by a different person
awesome.
Hahah that ones grebt. Some melbourne pubs have some hilarious graf in the loos, but I can’t remember any now.
On the toilet wall at my local pool (now demolished). It’s not clever, but it was the greatest thing when I was 5.
Here I sit
broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Haha, it’s funny how these things spread over the world, I’ve seen both that one and the “shit and stink” one in Finnish toilets too.
On the university men’s toilet:
Where are you, you pretty leftist student girls of my youth?
And below that someone else had written:
Oh, we’re right here, in the men’s toilet.
Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!
On the toilet paper dispensers in my university:
Pull here for an Arts degree
In response there was:
I always wanted to be an engineer. Now I are one
Hmmm neither of these are particularly clever. Blame my university, I do!
a record is a medium
Blame my university, I do
For turning you into Yoda?
Everybody pisses on the floor
be original and shit on the ceiling!
I’ve seen this one here (in Finnish) too, except “be original” was replaced with “be a tough guy”.
Grammar for the weak, it is (xpost)
In Austin, I forgot the bar, someone wrote, “I fucked your mother”
Then underneath someone else wrote, “Go home Dad your drunk again”
Who is Armitage and what is ‘shanking’?
The Bob Marley one is especially clever, because you indeed need a medium (such as a record or a videotape) to listen to him, since you can’t hear him live.
Let’s play toilet tennis LOOK LEFT
Let’s play toilet tennis LOOK RIGHT
It seemed very clever to me at the time—another university toilet scribble:
Flush hard, it’s a long way to the refectory.
Observation Cubical #234, please act naturally
-in the psychology building at my uni, and everyone elses’ I expect
oh except that at other unis they probably knew how to spell “cubicle”
I was impressed by the grammatical accuracy of the following graffiti, found in the toilet of a pub I frequent:
My girlfriend will suck your cock whilst I watch.
At Filter in Wicker Park, about a year ago.
That’s somebodys arm!
A phonebox not a toilet but it often gets used as such.
Someone wrote “FUCK” in their own shit on the wall of the boys’ toilets at the school of a friend of mine. Good times.