david beckham

Scott Parker is the new David Beckham, without the talent.

John Hartson has quite a girly voice which doesn’t really sit well with his chubby cheeks and general burlyness.

My favourite thing is overseas footballers who live in the UK for a long time and speak English with a pronounced regional accent. Morten Weighorst (Danish with a Dundonian accent) is a corker, as is John Arne Riise who was on the telly last week sounding really really Scouse.

YOU KNOW ERM YOU KNOW EEERM YOU KNOW ERM YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW EEERM YOU KNOW EEERM YOU KNOW EERM YOU KNOW ERM

bollocks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/4786577.stm

Click on rooney interview, if you erm must erm you know like

haha. Articulate footballers, don’t you just love ’em?

Tony Gwynn

I was going to say Tony Gwynn

He sounds like what I imagine Fatty Arbuckle sounded like.