I thought that title was good enough on its own, but then I read the story.

There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK

“Hip-Hop attracts tits; Indie Boys forced to wank.”

Sandbox is jugtacular.

That’s such an obvious non-accidental caption—some little web gnome is having too much fun at his job and might get himself axed.

Maybe he could become a member of Maxim’s snarky caption-writing crew.

Urban tits consistently experimented with