I thought I created this word last night, but google says not. Anyway, my meaning is better:

beermuff: when a slightly drunk person keeps mishearing what you are saying.

It was clear that I was saying “Hobbycraft” and not “Hobbitcraft”.

beer vs. muff

I read it as beefmuffs.

and you still clicked on it

The urban dictionary version of this word is stupid. You’re right and they wrong.

Still up for grabs: beerphones, beer trumpet.

Beering aid.

Beerwig

beerworm.

beer ache. which is the sound of the beer drums thumping in your head.

My beer drums is set to samba. All the time.

Possibly set to Merzbow occasional like.

Beerdom—the glass is half empty.