oh fuck off

That’s the last thing the world needs, that Popjustice shit in animated form.

The world DOESN’T need it, as evidenced by the sales figures for the book. Mr PopJustice really is cornering the market in old rope sales.

You misspelled “cunt”, Kerr

I’m okay with this.

Mr. Popjustice still has Lil’ Chris at No. 1 on his chart.

I think Mr. Popjustice is a PEDOPHILE! Mr. Popjustice could be a NONCE!

it doesn’t look like a very good cartoon

Too busy hanging in the bushes by the school to get his drawing skills up to scratch, eh eh?

About 1000 copies have been sold so far.

YES IT’S A BEST SELLER!!!

Robinson doesn’t draw the characters himself.

so not only is he shit at drawing, he is also shit at finding someone to draw for him

i think they’re ok. on a par with those ones that other guy does with the strange ears that have lines through them like ventilation shafts—House Of Rock etc.

Not to mention being shit at everything.

i think that’s harsh.

The TV deal also includes Robinson’s other pop biographies on Britney Spears, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Eminem, Michael Jackson, Sir Elton John and Take That.

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

Yeah but your thinking power couldn’t even make it to three watts, Ken!!

Which one takes the heroin and fucks Kate Moss again in addition to being the most crap?

kids love heroin and kate moss

Exactly.

hasn’t he jus been implicated in killing a dude?

so why single out Pete? apart from obv. being the least good out of all those artists (old Elton cancels out nu Elton, just about)

Because he’s been in the news all week with going to court and not throwing actors off balconies.

Yeah but nobody remembered 80s jazz pop band Matt Bianco, whom Pete killed.

Yeah but your thinking power couldn’t even make it to three watts, Ken!!
— [electric sound of] esteban buttez (estiebuttez...), December 8th, 2006.

if you have to say what more than twice, you’re clearly stupid.

even that robinson dude wouldn’t say what more than twice

this is why he’s on the bbc website and you’re not

what

I have an exclusive deal with Babeworld Channel.

no you don’t

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!??

The pictures look terrible.

quite accurate then

No! I meant terrible as in if you showed them to somebody and asked who they are supposed to represent, nobody would be able to guess!

But, they’re crap pictures as well.

the Robbie, Eminem, Madonna and Elton ones are quite recognisable i think.

and Jacko

Uh, no.

I only saw the pics on the bbc link kerr posted.

well i guess the least famous artist would be the hardest to cariacturise effectively.

i prefer those ones that got used in that Observer Music Monthly advert myself. they were excellent and instantly recognisable without even having facial features.

I have no idea who half those cartoons are supposed to be. Except, like, Madonna and MC Hammer, who are only recognisable by their costumes.

not sure who the guy in the grey cap is meant to be but i recognise all of the rest easily enough.

I recognise eminem and madonna, from the costumes. This guy gets paid money for drawing this shit? Incredible.

Who is the dude in the yellow suit, top left?

Also, the four shirtless dudes, in pairs, in the middle?

um... more importantly what’s up with their wonky fisting arms?

Nothing as long as you’re fisting wonky arses.