and not a single one of them understood that Colbert is playing the character of a right wing commentator and satirizing their views.
Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.
I know—it’s weird, isn’t it. My husband’s college roommate—who was a political science major, no less—seems to be completely missing the point as well. He literally told me that he thought Colbert was a great counterpoint to “that liberal Jon Stewart.”
to: conservatives who are convinced that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are having a pro-Democratic effect on election day
DON’T WORRY.
“People tell me I’m white, and I believe them, because I shop at Eddie Bauer.”
I watched a bunch of episodes w/my community college peers whose second language is English and they, THEY all got the persona jokiness.
since when was gettng that sorry shitbag’s shtick a test of intellect? fuck off already u damn faggot
intellexts rox, u r all gay
nour
George Bush went to Yale
College is a means of getting a piece of paper, not an education. Education can be had without a piece of paper following it.
I’m not a big fan of paper.
George Bush went to Yale
OH COME ON HE WAS A LEGACY
I know—it’s weird, isn’t it. My husband’s college roommate—who was a political science major, no less—seems to be completely missing the point as well. He literally told me that he thought Colbert was a great counterpoint to “that liberal Jon Stewart.”
I think the key here is these people are probably conservatives. That lack of intelligence has nothing to do with education.
OH COME ON HE WAS A LEGACY
lol
70% of ivy leaguers are legacies or something, aren’t they?
That’s why all the ivy kids I know save Tracer Hand have like alaskan bushman genetics
Actually I’ve never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he’s an alaskan bushman too
I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)
i sat through a whole epsiode of The Day Today with someone who really thought it was the news.
TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001
Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.
I’m from Tennessee, it’s close enough for those inbred fux
“Oh, you went to [name of New England prep school here]? You must know my brother! Oh, you’re his sister’s boyfriend, awesome, let me suck your dick for awhile”
college graduates are often adept at sucking dick, it’s true
did you see what I did there guys
You’re a retard.
no that’s not true, actually
You’re a retarded.*
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I think that asterisk represents an anus.
At least, that’s the first thing I thought of.
As per usual.
Being called a “dot anus” is kind of harsh though.
New from Microsoft: .ANUS
Now that’s a TLD I can get behind.
That’s not new, Dan.
“This program ... has actually made me uninstall Photoshop.”—L3thal, Neowin.net Forum Moderator
“Paint.ANUS is a breath of fresh air.”—User review
I coud believe how easy it was to use .ANUS!
haha so easy to derail u sons o bitches
Jennifer Aniston vs. taco bell mexican pizza
Aniston! I’m not gay!
Uh that answer is totally wrong, hate to break it to you MW.
oh btw where the hell was Dan Perry yesterday when we were doing boobs v pizza, seems like he should’ve been in on that.
he secretly is tired of cats pix with word art
ho snap aren’t we all
I just found a picture of completely topless women from 1962 playing in their musical band.
agh now naked 500lb ladies. I am not doing a search on naked anything.
i blame microsoft .ANUS
“in on that”
HI DERE XPOST
oh btw where the hell was Dan Perry yesterday when we were doing boobs v pizza, seems like he should’ve been in on that.
Dan Perry was busy rewriting other people’s code (you down with OPC? YEAH YOU KNOW ME) yesterday.
too bad, dude, too bad.
yeah we found out ally doesn’t understand pizza. we all learned a little. sharing, interacting=good times.
That didn’t actually happen, you admitted that pizza with the sauce on top of the cheese was weird, you agreed with me. What we actually learned is that you are a grade A homosexual and your wife is a beard.
Yeah, that is her.
A FANCY BEARD.
blastocyst, how old were you again? 17?
wtroffle at the beard
A pizza works as follows (imagine this is a cross-section):
cheese
cheese
toppings
cheese
sauce
crust
If you like, you can put more cheese on it.
I’m still confused: whose musical band?
George’s most peculiar/disturbing feature:
1. the mullet
2. the stache
3. the hemp necklace
4. the perplexed yet somehow blank look
This is a strong contrast with Nintendo’s Wee there, who appears to be enjoying himself and his newfound love for increasing his Sales potential.
their own musical band
sry I’ll try to contribute some more compelling insight next time I check in on this thread.
o wait...
that’s probably the most compelling thing you’ve ever posted.
is that a zinger?