I bet he’s at home panicking.

Maybe he’s stuck in London unable to get home because he has no money :-/

I thought I messaged you his number! I will email it to you now.

What’s he got in this wallet? Anything interesting?

Yeah, let’s make a game of this. TISSP, what’s in your wallet?

I found his drugs earlier but I put them in his pocket as they weren’t anything fun.

taxi number cards?

Condom?

Two first class stamps, slightly grubby?

really old cinema ticket

Blockbuster video card

Two condoms, actually.

You always carry two condoms, just in case you need to double-wrap if you pick up a rather “skanky” lass.

They should make all-over body-suit type condoms for men to wear when they pick up skanky lasses.

Yeah, because men who have random sex are never EVER skanky themselves.

I’m glad somebody gets it!

All sorted. TISSP looked like a thug when he got his driving licence photo done.

Was he wearing a balaclava and brandishing a crowbar in his driving licence photo?

I know he owns several hoodies, so I’m not surprised.

I could have sworn you’d typed “bodies” there, Kate.

LOOK! HE MOLESTED ME LAST NIGHT!!!! HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!

If a DDB goes and lays himself down in my lap, am I *REALLY* to be blamed if I give him a little spank?

Ha-hem.

Hello, folks! Thanks Ed for picking up the wallet for me!

I managed to make it to Durham on the train drinking whiskey and coffee in equal measure, soundtracking Nosferatu with “Toxic”. You wouldn’t believe how well that goes together.

There is no panic, my friends can lend me money for the weekend, and I can pick up the wallet when I return to London on Monday. Yay!

You always carry two condoms, just in case you need to double-wrap if you pick up a rather “skanky” lass.

Practice has thought me that you should actually have at least three condoms available, in case you do it twice during the night and once more in the morning. It’s a shitty thing to realize neither of you got any, and who wants to run to the store when the heat is on?

REAL TUOMAS