I love that “Jesus wept” one. “Jesus wept” is a popular expression of exasperation where I come from.

It wasn’t until I saw it written down that I realised it wasn’t “Jesus Wet”.

You can also get one for your pet:

Imagine how happy granpa Amos is with all the hot angel chicks kissing him...

the Jesus in the first picture is actually looking at someone else to the left of the picture and not at the paying customer.

Jesus christ, that dog one is awful, even in the scheme of things. Hurry up and die, because I can’t get into heaven till you get here!

ROFL RJG!

“I’ll be here chewing on a celestial bone”

You can get celestial bones? No one told me.

they’re very tasty. made of cloudstuff!

Well, it’s no portrait with Stevie Nicks...

sometimes i wish in christianity drawing pictures of jesus was considered idolatry. but that doesn’t actually make sense if he is considered a historical figure.

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lol @ “Edna Tucker poetry”:

SWEET MEMORIES OF MY CHILDREN
I often thought when they were small
And marked crisscrosses on the wall,
That childless couples had the breaks.
I realize now, ’twas my mistake.
I often thought on baking day,
When they were always in the way,
That it would be, oh well, just fine
To have my kitchen cleared, one time.
I longed for solitude, it seemed,
Some leisure time to sit and dream.
But, as they leave the old home nest,
I’m being subjected to the test.
I find that youngster’s noisy ways,
Are better far than lonely days.
Today, my house is orderly,
But yet somehow, it don’t suit me.
I have a lot of leisure time,
But, they keep straying through my mind.
My daydreams are of by-gone years,
I salt my baking with my tears.
I don’t believe I’d mind at all,
To see cross marks on the wall.
To once more hear, ‘twould be so grand,
“Please mommy, may I lick the pan?”

Gah, I didn’t notice the Hudson River gravestones in the 9/11 one at first glance.

Oh my.

I mean, the explosion was even photoshopped in.

Did all four of these grandkids get murdered or die in the same car accident? That’s a sad way to sell a product.

Everyone lost some of their limbs except for the girl.

i’m to tired to figure it out, but i can’t see how much these cost

“jesus wept” is the shortest verse in the bible, btw.

Starts at $40

Genesis 8:13 is the only part of the Bible where a United State is mentioned.

in heaven, your head grows out of your big sister’s stomach, Billy...

(New International Version, btw)

i actually have a relative who would love this.

“Genesis 8:13 (New International Version)

New International Version (NIV)

Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society

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13 By the first day of the first month of Noah’s six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.”

oh wait. u r terrible.

Best joke Christmas gift ever.

This is pretty ridiculous seeing as though Leviticus 23:12 strictly forbids photoshopping of any kind.

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