or : “I will heart 2006 at some point”
100. We all moved to a sandbox!
fuk u
fck f
uck k
fuc c
host delete nu ilx before it even starts kthnxbye
99. a bitch
98. Louis Jagger
97. Discussions of Britpop, its aftermath, and its effects on the UK music press.
96. Scrutiny of post-Chris Morris television comedy.
96. Some people had babies
94. Extensive analysis and supplementary critical discourse arising from the writings of broadsheet music journalist Petridis, A.
93. Mark Grout started some lame comedy meta threads.
92. It was confirmed that broadsheet music journalist Harris, J, bore a notable physical resemblance to the perennial favourite of children’s fiction, Worzel Gummidge.
91. The KKK took my YSI away
90. Darramouss was banned, from both ILE and ILG. Shares plummeted!
89. I Love Musics needs to learn to love proper, melodics-based music or retitle themself I Love Amelodic Rhythm Dominate Coloured Noise :)
88. Domenico “Dom” Passantino broke the World Record for The Most Failed Internet Memes In A Calendar Year.
87. moderators were harsh but fair
86. Except for Pashmina and stevem, obv.
yeh we were far too soft
don’t sassback me sassy molassy
85. Your STILL all a bunch of poncy student wooftahs they should send the whole bleedin lot of you to Iraq listen to some PROPER music with TOONS like Ill Diva them boys may be wops but they can carry a toon more than can be said for your FAKHIN poofy ponce indie shittie like The Tippex!
84. chingford tor ascender made a surprise return after ratings slumped
It was either that or All-Star Family Fortunes.
83. bickewing across the continents/generations
82. Paris Hilton allegedly made the best pop album ever.
81. Paris Hilton allegedly became the most important person on the planet.
80. Paris Hilton allegedly cured cancer and the common cold.
79. The tennis threads were the best threads.
78. Paris Hilton allegedly defeated Roger Federer in the Wimbledon Men’s Final in straight sets.
77. Stop trying to make “Hen Fap” happen
76. The Tour de France thread was better than any Tennis thread.
75. Paris Hilton allegedly supplied testosterone to Floyd Landis.
74. ILE went registered only, trolling diminished.
Or was that last year?
73. Yet “Tuomas” is still at large.
72. 5% of ILM made 500 posts each to a thread on minimal, the other 95% wisely didn’t open it.
71. FAKE TUOMAS
70. FAKE GEIR
69. FAKE LOUIS
OTM
Who’s Louis?
68. FAKE LEX
67. The Fake Lex was more real than The Real Lex.
66. wow we’re really ploughing through this list aren’t we!
65. we were here for the real Phil, if he wanted
64. that Nick Sylvester fiasco
63. Oh what a night.
62. Some humourless individuals didn’t appreciate me making with the laugh laugh on the Proof RIP thread.
61. Seemingly every time an American journalist from a publication over 1,000 readers got fired there was a 700 post thread commemorating him
60. Dom vehemently denied setting up that Shimura Curves website
Who?
59. Shimura Curves really sucked tbqh.
60. Dom vehemently denied setting up that Shimura Curves website
— sede vacante (n...), December 7th, 2006.
tell me more tell me more
58. Only unimportant morons cared about Xgau’s firing tbqh.
57. oh wrinklepaws made it into the A-League of ILx memes
Wouldn’t know about the Sherman Curbs. I only listen to hip cool pop sounds of today e.g. Joey Dee and the Starliters.
56. tears before bedtime
55. Too much compression
Gah, “Oh Wrinkepaws” was funny once. “I like to chew up X and use the resultant paste as spread between two intact X” remains the Celtic of ILX memes.
54. Hip op continued to be the worst crime ever inappropriated in the name of music.
53. On one or two isolated but definitely rare occasions Kate “The Saint” St Clare may have gotten a little bit emotional at a couple of ILx posts and reacted in a manner that whilst technically slightly over the top, was still within the accepted boundaries of good behaviour in modern society.
52. Irony is a metal, like goldy and silvery.
51. Geir invaded Poland.
50. He was escorted off the premises by yes men.
49. Bolton Wanderers captain revealed to be the cause of everything that ever goes wrong on ILX
lawl
48. hstencil ceased to be blamed.
47. No-one managed to top the original Dr Martian zings from Gareth, Alba, Ronan; tried anyway
46. Not many posts by OLD FART!!!!! this year.
45. DJ Martian threateed to wipe the “Talvin Singh smile” off Matt DC’s face.
44. It was revealed that Dom Passantino preferred the flashy “sports entertainment” faggotry from up north than good ol’ southern-style brawlin’ and clubberin’.
otm
43. Anyone who is of the opinion “Sugababes > Girls Aloud” will be shot on sight.
waht is the “Talvin Singh smile” thing?
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42. Talvin Singh comes under the category of:
Mediocre
in DJ Martian’s categorisation system.
Matt DC wipe that smug “talvin singh” type grin from your face now. As Mozza once sang in the 80s, “that joke isn’t funny anymore”
— DJ Martian (altmartinu...), July 17th, 2006.
Talvin Singh is:
safe media choice of world music;
not representative of adventurous sonics currently engaging in world music;
here are 4000 albums to prove it:
have you got a little black book you keep all this stuff in, Dom?
wtf is that talvin thingh?
he won the mercury music prize in 1999.
he was the politically correct, Q Magazine readers-pleasing representative of cutting-edge music around the world.
if I had been the judge of the 1999 mercury music prize my nominee for winner would have been:
Zan Lyons
Something tells me you’d be better asking Martian himself, Steve.
also lmao@ anybody on this thread mocking martian for having obsessive posting traits.
Martian’s England rants and subsequent parodies by certain others were def a genuine highlight for me
Eh, I never read football threads, I just see him on NME threads on ILM usually.
oooooh you missed out
the first parodies were A+++ but it’s hard to do.
you gotta love my search technique there.
many blame!
That Liverpool DJM thread is CLASSIC!
Reading David Peace’s books, I wonder if he’s familiar with the DJ Martin oeuvre.
DJ MARTIAN ffs.
he makes me WANT England to lose
PLANK YORKSHIRE POLICE, systems thinking would catch RIPPER
Yeah, it’s not so easy.
41. I lost track
42. The first wedding of people who met via ILX occurred in April, when Allyzay and TOMBOT tied the knot. Other notable weddings this year included those of Hurting, Mookieproof, Kim and Mr. Noodles, and probably some Britishers I don’t know about.
43. Aja/Dante kicked the bucket.
42: Alan/Emma!
40. That thread! OMG!
44. Increasing balkanization and related discussion/complaints
(Tracer Hand got married too)
Oh yeah, but he married a British lass in the UK, so I’m classing that with my “Britishers I don’t know about.” ;-)
39. Gaffsie
40-something/30-something: jaymc lost the ability to count backwards and started counting upwards in a downwards thread
Awesome.
38. Jon W’s antics (e.g. jaymc’s link) allegedly boosted the gaiety of the ILX nation.
30-whatever: Phil Buttez appeared on Letterman to apologise for using n-word ironically.
Oh yeah, but he married a British lass in the UK, so I’m classing that with my “Britishers I don’t know about.” ;-)
try harder
33. Anglophobia on an UNIMGINABLE scale
32.
the top 30 should be images only
try harder
Emma’s not British?
No.
But her name is Emma!
IT’S SHORT FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Bob
OTM
31. Maria showed scott how to post pictures.
30. sandbox
29. Paul Edward Wagemann.
OMGZ I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!
How about a picture supplement
Nice job Christiane F. Let us never forget him.
28. Tynan!
Tynan first showed up in 2005 (“no sufjan, no credibility” was on a December thread about The Wire’s year-end list) — but he didn’t really “break through” until early 2006, so I guess you’re right.
wtf
hi ally
27.
26. Marissa went off the net.
24. HI, I’M WRINKLEPAWS
23.
22. modestmickey sentenced to house arrest, makes educational anti-pirating movie for the college kiddies
21.
20.
19. guess papers
18. mia is shite
17. destroyer’s rubies rumored to attain rare 10.0 on pitchfork. rumor squelched. mutiny ensues.
16. IN EVERY _________ EVER.
15. fatnakedjayblanchard.jpeg
14. chicago took over
was waiting for that
xpost
13. “so not gonna happen”
There was something about hen fap in existentialism
12. let go
11. Up-the-arse corner
10. Pitchfork regains all credibility with the monkey drinking its own urine video.
9. ppl continued to behave 98% more uncivilly than they do in real life
8. Esteban Buttez RIP
7. Stalking ilxors obsessive del.icio.us habits!
90. Darramouss was banned, from both ILE and ILG. Shares plummeted!
!!! Really? I’ve missed everything!
11 warms my cockles.
Who’s Darramouss?
5 dr morbius sucked
4. I banned me from Watercooler.
3. nude spock a-go-go
2. continued crackdown on
random googlers
1. bathos