Because I feel like being the biggest something on the sandboX, and I’ll settle for “nerd.”
Those who answer questions correctly get to pose their own questions (no more than 5 at a time). Number your questions cumulatively for easy reference. Do not consult sources that exist OUTSIDE OF YOUR (P-)BRANE.
I commence:
1. What tune does Data have trouble whistling?
2. Sisko once received a baseball card as a gift; whose image was on the baseball card? And for bonus crossover nerd points, what year and brand was the card?
3. What breakfast would Picard prefer to have with Dr. Crusher?
4. Into what Quadrant was Voyager flung? (Easy one!)
5. Kirk or Picard?

oh, #1 is pop goes the weasel!
1. Metal Machine Music
2. Wayne Gretsky
3. Cookie Crisp
4. The boring one
5. Adama
Derrick you are right!
4. DELTA
5. picard in peacetime, kirk in wartime
5. Picard.
2. honus wagner ’29 uh tobacco brand?
all wrong, eh?
69, #4 is right! All other answers are wrong.
What was the name of Data’s CAT, fules? Hint: it is a typically poor attempt at humor from our man.
p.s. I am glad these are of a TNG bent. Best series everrrr.
data’s cat was spot!
#4—I don’t know the year or brand, but the player was Buck Bokai (sp?)
More DS9 questions pleeese!
Sharon, sorry, not Buckaroo Banzai!
Willie Mays!!!!!!! It was Willie Mays. BUT he did have a Buck Bokai card as well. Mark my words.
Say Hey Willie is correct! Anyone for the bonus points? (What year/brand of card?)
Sharon, 69, and derrick, I await your questions!
I was watching an old episode of Star Trek last night, the one where Scotty gets shore leave to some pleasure planet and gets embroiled in murders! Anyway,I realised that the best job in Star Fleet is “Transporter Chief”, all you have to do is turn the Transporter on and off, and I bet they get crazy money.
5. kirk
5. picard in peacetime, kirk in wartime
5. Picard.
5. kirk
Trick question! Answer: JANEWAY.
Janeway is NEVER the answer.
WORSHIP THE BUN, IAN.
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Trick question! Answer: JANEWAY.
— Donkey Kong New York (oo.o...), December 8th, 2006. (Lee)
WRONGEST THING EVVVVVVVVV
ok ill think of a question...
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Kirk
Original Series can’t be touched—everything after TNG is well nigh unwatchable.
6. ok pretty easy—whats tasha yar’s half-sister’s name? also in the episode where she first appears, who is the WAAAAAAY COOLER THAN TASHA YAR’S HALF-SISTER guest character?
special all star trek 6 edition (my favorite movie)
1) whats the name (phonetic spellings accepted) of the gulag that kirk & mccoy are sent to?
2) what sitcom did the guy who played the federation president end up on?
3) what reagan-era figure does the name of the rene auberjonis character refer to?
4) what banned spirit is served at the dinner party?
5) what diplomat does general chang paraphrase during the hearing?
6) what future star trek character’s presumed ancestor acts as kirk & mccoy’s lawyer at the trial?
7) what does spock have a painting of in his quarters? bonus points if you can name who painted it
8) name two things learned about the physiology of klingons from this film
BONUS in nimoy’s book ‘i am spock’, he disappointedly refers to this film as ‘a serviceable ______________ in space’—what film name fills that blank?
4) romulan ale
5) ooh i know this one
6) worf (THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOU HUH)
8) testicles in knees?
BONUS romp?
Ethan’s #6: Worf
The rest = how can anyone like STVI?
xpost 69!
OH GOD I REMEMBER THE EPISODE FOR #3 (in the op) BUT NOT THE ANSWER. Is it croissants???
I need to go on a Star Trek binge in the near future.
and dude WTF wrath of khan is like so awesome and better, although 6 is 2nd best and also awes
TESTICLES IN KNEES IS THE THING THAT KIRK FIGHTS NOT A KLINGON
‘not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place’
pete gets 300 quatloos for the rest tho
right thats why i put the ???
OH WAIT BLOOD COLOR? SOMETHING ABOUT HOW DUDE GETS GATTED
BLOOD COLOR (to insure PG rating instead of R!) and-
‘i think that klingon bitch killed her father! i tell you, she did not shed one bloody tear!’ ‘inconclusive, mr scott, because klingons have no tear ducts’
and good guess on the bonus qn but the answer is THE NAME OF A FILM
spaceballs
7. what test did kirk sort of pass, but really fail to face?
8. what maneuver did that little shit wesley do and then try to cover up at starfleet?
9. what planet did chekhov and terrell THINK they were landing on?
1) Rurapentay
5) Kissinger
1 is correct
5 is WRONG!!!
7. Kobayashi Maru
(sorry I was thinking of Spock quoting “only Nixon could go to China”—which probably isn’t Kissinger either but, uh...)
The Kolvord Starburst! HAAAA
7 is right shakey mo
jacob correct!
sorry the answer to 7 is

oh wait i didnt see the new qns i thought you were answering my 7
the answer to 9 is seti alpha six
niiiiiiiice everyone
I see some people being TOS-era Federation mavericks and not following directions to number your questions cumulatively from the previous questions. Please fall in line or, I will get all Admiral Ross on yall and hand out demerits.
This IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS Seti Alpha FIIIIVE!
5) metternich?
This IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS Seti Alpha FIIIIVE!
i seriously get chills every time during that scene, and where he says BURIED ALIVE BURIED ALIVE
(ethans number 2 = That 70s Show’s Red Forman)
aka Clarence Boddicker, the bad guy in RoboCop
also while I’ve read and own I Am Spock (and I Am NOT Spock!) I’m blanking on the bonus question... “Hunt for Red October” maybe?
NOBODY EVER ANSWERED MY TASHA-RELATED QUESTION
Because no one even remembers that she had a half-sister! Only that she had an alternate-universe Romulan daughter who existed somehow in “our”
universe!
HAHA HO SNAP WHOOPS
the only thing I remember about Tasha Yar was that there were nekkid pictures of her once somewhere.
9. name three commonly used metaphors in “darmok,” def in the top 5 TNG eps
(and that she belongs to that long line of distinguished television-actors-with-inflated-sense-of-career-prospects that includes the cast of Seinfeld, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, the guy from the Northern Exposure and that CSI:Miami jackass)
stick to trivia
picard and Paul winfield at tanagra
gilgamesh
picard and paul winfield on the ocean
keep tryin
I went as Tasha Yar w/tarry pants one year. Yar tar! Went for Halloween. Not went to California or something. The tar wasn’t obvious, tho. I did dye/cut my hair for it & discovered I don’t look good blonde.
that’s all i remember from that. don’t make me go dig up a wiki to quote from.
chaka/shockah when the walls fell
whoa wikipedia remembers SO MANY MORE than i knew offhand
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba, his arms wide.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
xp yup.
“darmok on the ocean” makes me sad
This episode is actress Ashley Judd’s first credited appearance in front of the camera. She plays a small role, Ensign Robin Lefler, reprised four episodes later in “The Game”
Do not consult sources that exist OUTSIDE OF YOUR (P-)BRANE.
xpost OK I will allow that one on account of Ashley Rowr content.
BAMP.
MAKE IT THUS.
WHEN THE WALLS FELL