Earlier this year Clooney took the pig for a flight in John Travolta’s private jet, declaring afterwards that Max “absolutely loved it”.

this just confirms what i already suspected about Clooney being the coolest fucker alive.

tho he would be disqualified if he didn’t insist on customised gloves and helmet for Max first.

Travolta will be capitalising on all the pig loss vulnerability with some high end Scientology grooming.

they failed to mention the travolta got all hopped up on lemoncello and made sweaty passionate barbarino love to the pig.

here piggy piggy

NSFLife

Here piggy piggy...

I seem to fck up photos every time i put them up so can someone put a photo of Max up so we can have something nice to look at on this thread?

George and the pig! Nice. Thanks.

In younger days:

they met as co-stars on a failed buddy/cop show pilot for ABC, Bingo N’ Bacon

“I think Max covered all my pig needs”

you think??

i like your blog max it makes me laugh and the songs are good

XD thx homie

Great site.

i subscribed not knowing it was you—found a link somewhere—and then figured it out

haha really?

its not just me btw—half the posts are ilx poster “san frandisco”

aah, that’s who that is. he likes the revenge so i like him.

what’s it called?

http://horndogblog.blogspot.net

yeah we went to college 2gether. he throws parties w/ jaxon in sf now. sort of. good kid.

what’s it called?

― lxy, Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:52 PM

blog cool boy

discohorror

hey max when you took women in mathematics who did you learn about? did you learn about Grandma COBOL?

i dont really remember tbh

hypatia and some other broads

i interviewed a smokin professional mathematician named er1ka c4macho

I hope you learned about Mary Somerville (disclaimer: a distant relative of mine)—nearly got herself locked up for studying math.

^ grandma COBOL

did you learn about winnie cooper aka danica mckellar aka winnie cooper?

oops i aka’d twice!

max did you quit your job yet? when do you leave?

i quit a while ago, ive been illin at my parents house doing a little bit of writing. i leave for croatia on the 6th.

i just quit! i go to australia on the 20th. look at us, doin cool shit, throwin off the yoke

congrats, guys.

i am in hell.

hey congrats j bird

sorry t

hey max i drove through your hometown last week on the way to my parents’. not sure why but my brother thinks it’s a good shortcut to go through princeton so i said ok. i don’t think i saw you though, did you see me?

yep

:)

we drove past BAGELS 4 U

theres no bagels 4 u in princeton

this was outside princeton, not sure where though

likely raritan

hillsborough?

thats the only one i know of

i dont fuck with bagels 4 u

bagel barn is my shit

lol: http://www.thebagelbarn.com/

owned

did something in croatia *blow your mind*?

top 5:

cliffside bar in dubrovnik

sunset in korcula

olafur eliasson exhibition on lopud

stuffed goose neck and potatoes fried in goose fat with cabbage noodles from jewish-hungarian restaurant ‘fulemule’ in budapest

national parks on mljet island and at the plitvice lakes

sunset on korcula:

putting up the non-iphone photos tonight i think

^_^

goodpix. beer/sea pic is so nice. glad to be where i am but that’s one of those where you’re all “oh, perfect spot, want”

beer is twice as expensive there as it is at any other bar in dubrovnik and six times as expensive as from the supermarket but we sat there for like 3 and a half hours right before sunset just ~~~marinating~~~ while they played serbian folk songs like some kind of gibberish beach boys:

YouTube Video

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<3 i’m glad you had a beautiful time, max.

i need to go somewhere intersting.

http://maxread.net/hrvatska/

^^ pixx

we were originally gonna bring aris digital cam + the fujifilm instapix camera that took all those photos but we couldnt find it before we left... kinda sucks that we only have like 40/50 pics of the whole trip but it was a sort of interesting exercise since shooting w/ instant developing film like that is really limiting. no night pics obviously.

this is one of the best replies in the history of ILX:

nothing beats a paper mill

― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:45 PM

except a scissors mill

― 8====D —— ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:57 PM

oh shit i just realized the sandbox forgot to celebrate maxs pot-bellied birthday

happy belated birthday to you

happy belated birthday to you

happy belated birthday dear max

happy belated birthday to you

and many more

dad: max max max max max max max

dad: cause he’s a maximum kind of guy

ya

MAXIMUM KIND OF GUY

*gives thumbs up*

It is a long road that has no turning.

our max has hit the big time

congratulations, max

not verified

file under When Worlds Collide:

my department launched a twitter account yesterday. it’s not linked on our website yet, but we announced its existence to about 600 new students as a ps in an email telling them about other (more pressing) stuff.

this morning we have two followers:

someone’s mom, who follows us and steve martin; she’s never tweeted.

and

some blogger dude who lives in austin and follows a buncha bunch of accounts including

our own max read.