ha ha. bye bye dickhead. let’s see what circus clown they nominate next.

Disregarding the mustache and state of his fingernails, I can’t say I disliked him. The UN in its current form is contemptible anyway.

who oh who will clean up the UN now? clearly we need an even more hateful and contemptuous person to really do it right this time.

hey wtf

Fingernails??

The UN in its current form is contemptible anyway.

Explain.

I want Alfred to explain about John Bolton’s fingernails instead.

i kind of know what alfred means wrt the un, but um HELLO.

yeah, deleting out environmental language from UN things is not that defensible an activity.

Maybe these UN “things” called for absurdly over-regulatory cuticle grooming provisions!

I wish I could find the 2004 photo showing Bolton’s nails. The dude had fuckin’ talons.

just like an eagle, the patriot. *salutes*

Dubya was all schlumpy and petulant when talking to the press this morning.

meanwhile, let us recall this lovely syncophantic interview that plenty of people are linking to today, one that mentions his “steely demeanor and moral clarity” in the very first sentence.

oh yeah, and said interview includes the following exchange, reprinted verbatim:

JB: My father was a firefighter in the city of Baltimore, my mother was a housewife.

Atlas: YAY, the great American story.