Apparently he skipped his own birthday party today and hasn’t been seen in public since June.

he’s alive but not for long

he was just making sure he outlived Jack Palance

He’s going to hang on until January to get me a complete whitewash in my 2006 Dead Pool (see also Ariel Sharon, and the fact that I left Jack Palance out this year)

I am going to go against all odds and bet it’s just a hilarious dissociative fugue.

The Vancouver-based Cuban baseball tour I took 3 years ago is embarking in February, those folks would be in for an ‘interesting time’ if F.C. kacked in the middle of their trip.