These gulfnews.com headlines are just odd. Here are they:

• Mythical sword puts dam work on hold

• Alligator kebabs and soup on offer

• Star trek ‘will save humans’: Professor Stephen Hawking

• ‘Rape victim’ confident Marines will be convicted [this one is just weird because of the scare quotes, WTF]

• Durian kills 400 in Philippines

Are they always this weird, or do I seem like an asshole for even thinking they seem funny?

Oh, now that I look at the Durian one, it turns out it’s a typhoon called Durian. Not the fruit. :{

how come that’s a headline again? Hawking’s been saying that for at least a year.

‘Rape victim’ confident

:-(((((((((((((