*yawn*
no, it’s pretty great actually.
I’m loving it.
He had a McPolonium 210?
Filet O’Fission
lol at The Sun’s headline over the story that a ever-loved tory and former olympic athlete may be infected with said polonium: SEB GLOW
Filet O’Fission
roffles
oh ok russia getting hardass about extradition: sort of innaresting.
I am so over people being over this that it’s like I’ve come back around to being over the original thing in the first place.
i love this story!
what airline ya flyin, stence?
NOT BA! hahaha.
Was it just me, or did it seem to take ages for “sushi restaurant” jokes to happen?
“what did the russian spy say in the sushi restaurant?”
“what?”
“nothing, he was too weak to talk, because he had been poisoned by a radioactive isotope that is deadly when ingested!”
if there’s a bad radioactive isotope joke i haven’t heard it.
what’s a bad radioactive isotope?
one that kills you when ingested.
anyway it’s all about the italian guy who might well be offed now anyway
LOL WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN URANIUM-236 AND URANIUM-238????!?!?
THEIR ARE TWO MORE OF THEM!!!
I wish the newsfolk would stop referring to this as “james bond shit goin’ on”, when it seems far closer to “john le carre shit goin’ on”.
Bond would just shoot the guy w/ a silenced pistol, easy enough.
do the newsfolk really refer to this as “james bond shit goin’ on”? a bit crass innit.
well, maybe not in so many words, but they would if they could.
and they do mention Bond.
there’s a new bond movie coming out innit.
yeah, sometime soon. I haven’t seen a trailer yet.
came out last month (presumably in the US too)
really? i hadn’t heard.
it’s funny because it’s well-known : D
i’m so over the new bond that came out last month
so is this board, apparently
We need to take this back to proper conspiracy levels (yeah, it’s frickin’ Goldberg, but this bit is from a reader of his):
Current Italian PM Romano Prodi has long been accused of haven been on the KGB payroll. This accusation was repeated in the so-called “Mitrokhin Archive”. Litvinenko recently made statements that he believed the accusation to be correct, though it is unclear whether he had proof or more likely simply was repeating the earlier accusations and saying he thought they were true. The last Italian government held hearings on the Mitrokhin Archive. One of the consultants to the Italian hearings was Mario Scaramella.
Faint traces of polonium-210 have now been found at Arsenal football stadium now!
it’s not james bond shit *or* le carre shit, it’s like the least stealthy hit in the history of hits.
CJ i think that’s because there was some kind of big match w/a Russian team involved, and the big influx of Russkie supporters was the “cover” that the poisoners used to enter the country
it’s not james bond shit
but Mario Scaramella is an anagram of Mr Scaramanga!
it’s not james bond shit *or* le carre shit, it’s like the least stealthy hit in the history of hits.
Right, but it’s fun for everyone because it’s the old days when we all knew where we were and there weren’t any Muslim radicals and spying was done by professionals living in single rooms with a little oil stove and the World Service for company, and not by any geezer with a CCTV camera and an embedded journalist by his or her side.
if it was proper bond shit the geezer wouldn’t just be embedding one journalist.
it was Arsenal and CSKA Moscow
HOO HA! x-post
No amirite no credibility, Ken.
i think jbr’s next name should use “polonium” somehow.
“my polonium has a first name”
“polonium my old friend”
“You don’t polonium Superman’s cape”
when did dude convert??
i’m really sick of the same footage/images over and over.
lol ‘golden touch’ etc.
Razorlight in Polonium scare
Paul MacInnes
Wednesday December 6, 2006
Guardian Unlimited
Razorlight are still alive. This is the latest news from White Trouser Towers despite the revelation that the band flew back from a recent tour of Russia on one of those Polonium planes that have been interesting experts in radioactivity.
A source tells Newton’s Victoria Bizarre: “The lads were terrified. They were all feeling run down when they got back from Russia; then switched on the TV and found out the plane they had been on was grounded in the radiation scare. They feared the worst and immediately called their management for advice.”
Article continues
Which if nothing else shows the free spirited nature of the band. Potential poisoning situation, what should we do? Phone our loved ones? The emergency services? No, the blokes who order us around, they’ll know what to do!
The band have subsequently been given the all clear.
The band have subsequently been given the all clear.
rats
immediately called their management for advice
*slaps face*
The popular sushi chain in London is known for fresh, savory food with a short shelf life, and one considerably shorter than Polonium-210, a rare radioactive element usually manufactured in specialized nuclear facilities. — NY Daily News, 12 Dec 2006
i’m really sick of the same footage/images over and over.
they really ought to revive him to take some new ones
amirite
I bet his grave glows in the dark
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2501273,00.html
witnesses and key people disappearing! (Pinochet tribute?)