2. jubblies

Brunhilde & Boadicea

4. Blouse Blancmanges

what we called them when I was a kid: bosoms

6. dirty pillows

7. My lovely lady lumps

8. Diddies!

9. Baps

10. Golden Globes

One I discovered via the internet and that makes me giggle:

sweater mittens

11. Jellies

12. Bobby Charlton and Nobby Stiles wrestling in a sack.

13. Knockers

My high school gym teacher used to try to get us enthused about certain exercises by saying that they would “improve our bust.”

Didn’t work.

14. Boots.

FUNBAGS

16. tig ol’ bitties

17. Harbls

the girls

19. Plug One / Plug Two

20. My Final Resting Place (wishful thinking, tbh)

BITTY!!

21. Mammoth Mammaries

Courtesy Leaders of the New School:

Feminine Fat

TITS

Du monde au balcon

For food spillers: the condimental shelf.

Wappies

HOOTERS

gazongas

yabbos

tomatahs

cans.

melons

I love her. That’s like a still from a Russ Meyer movie.

“action”

(to quote Miss America on Project Runway — “in that dress, you can barely see my action”)

sweater puppies

milkbladders

Boozies (booz pronounced like the first part of bosom).

Bazooms.

Mumphries

Winnebagos

rack, but i’ve only ever used that in conjunction with the adjective “nice”.

My aunt’s boyfriend regularly refers to smaller breasts as “misquito bites”. I hate him.

Winnebagos

LOL

Technically though he pronounces it “skeeter bites”.

I wish I could find the cartoon I found that one in. (xpost)

kitten hammocks

MONOLOGUES

kitten hammocks

surely that’s a bra

“Personality”

yeah, works better for a bra, i guess.

I meant like this:

Your search—kitten between breasts—did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

OMG INTERNETS HAEV FALED ME

Walk (personality)

Talk (personality)

Smile (personality)

Charm (personality)

“tracts of land”

heavens.

Norks

From Norco Dairy in Australia. God, I love the internet.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasts

Yeee! That’s what I meant by kitty hammock! wp, Allyzay.

frans (in that book vox, this kinda grossed me out for some reason, thereby sticking in my mind... and here we are 10 years later!)

The internets have a kitten pic for every occasion!

This has a bewildering list of names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Body_Parts_Slang#Breasts

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/cats_n_racks/index.html

I thought “lovely lady lumps” was referring to the backside, but I am no expert.

both!

Did nobody say tatas?

or Ts? (as in C on her Ts)

mounds

I sincerely hope nobody does say tatas.

bodacious tatas

jugs

boulders (as in over-the-shoulder boulder-holder)

falsies

or

real (“Are they real?”—subject need not be specified)

milk factories.

railway buffers

No one has said Bristols yet.

peaches

I sincerely hope nobody does say tatas.

I was just being a perv. I do not really want to see your sister’s tah tahs.

— whoop de doodle (fluxion2...), November 30th, 2006. (kenan) (later)

hey, thanks for that.

Malai bainne (milk bags)

Twin Peaks

grab-bags

Bajongas

Mount Pleasant

In Finnish:

tissit

bosat

lollot

puskurit

utareet

ryntäät

tyynyt

hinkit

kannut

melonit

rinnat

rintavarustus

lil debbie and the professor

Human stress balls.

Swinging sixties.

(For braless ones.)

hinkit -> i’d hit it

breasticles

DDumplings

SNOOBS

Boning Balls

Xtreem Wisemen

Woo woo Jugallos

pompoms

Lucy and Ethel

pectoral pendulums

tittays

Jennifer Love Hewitt

My Precious I and My Precious II