Hey, I’m not ginger! Also first 100 post thread!

word in the tubes is ilx got sonned by hipinion in a internet msg board beef

proof?

more like poof amirite

Grimly, how the hell can you see up as far as the top of Stet’s head to inspect the colour of his hair anyway, you only reach about as far as...oh, I see.

That joke is after the watershed. It should be ailsa_xxx

i’ve just realised: i actually own a bit of thehold.net. i think. i suppose that means that, when this inevitably breaks, it’s a bit my fault.

ilx got sonned by hipinion in a internet msg board beef

that is very funny. especially because hipinion is terrible.

Is there a link to this Observer article somewhere?

Here’s the real hilarity

So, where are you going in Thailand, Ned?

And how have you convinced everyone you’re a big lanky Scottish bloke of dubious hair colour and let us give him money when HE DOESN’T EXIST AND IT’S REALLY YOU!

*rips off stet-mask to reveal a chap sporting long hair with no sideburns, and wearing a purple tie*

(and you’d have gotten away with it if it hadn’t have been for those pesky kids)

so anyway: does anybody know anything about when the “real” ILX is coming back? because we’re gonna run out of bandwidth here real soo

This is where Andrew comes in. Hopefully soon.

rah!

Perhaps if people stopped telling everyone everywhere to get their asses over here and treat it like real ILX, it might help?

*whistles idly*

Nu-ILM is completely dead.

It needs more posts by Ned.

Hi!

(The old ILX is back, by the way.)

fuck me ragged, so it is. hello andrew.

i’m going to stay here :)

actually, no, i’m going to bed. i’ll get my head round this tomorrow morning.

Seriously, Grimly or Stet, what’s the deal with usage here? Can we treat this like ILX, how many people arsing about as per old-ILX can be sustained etc? Are the behind-the-scenes things going on as we all muck about? Should I feel bad for telling three other people that this place exists?

(xpost, oh)

well, now that proper ILX is back up, we should treat this as what it is: a testing area. i guess we should just shoot over every so often and post threads insulting stet, and mocking his coding.

in seriousness, i imagine it’ll be a useful place for the coding team to fuck about. but i’m assuming nobody’s reading this anyway because they’re all back on real ILX [trips over tumbleweed, hurts arse]

You can keep posting away, but now the real ILX is back expect to see things go weird sometimes, or new features appear and disappear randomly, and GF to arse about with the mod powers.

I’ll gladly pop over from time to time and insult you both, if it helps.

Tum te tum. Now it’s sort of like sitting in the living room after the party’s gone, looking at the crushed cake and girl being sick in the corner

Yeah, that’s me :-)

I like it better over here anyway.

Rargh. (That’s just me clearing my throat.)

Poor lonely stet.

keep the pink box that says it’s not really ilx once it really becomes ilx—i like it.

“and GF to arse about with the mod powers.”

The FAQ was right, you’re even calling him girlfriend!

A mod needs to edit that big lie, yo [a mod says: no]

this will be handy every time main-ILX poxy fules...

it’ll be like something from a buster keaton film. a horde of ILX0rs will come running over here, waving their hats in the air. then thehold.net will fall over, revealing itself to be nothing more than a cardboard facade. or something.

The real one is back up. We could just stay here though. Fuck Coke Classic.

This one loads faster.

Yeah, old ILX is slowing down at the moment... Poxies on the way?

I can’t get ilx to load. its not even poxy fuled. Its the way it was since sunday.

And me, it’s just not loading at all.

hmm. it’s fine now, certainly.

Yes, am in agane

I’m going back and forth, but I like it over here, where ailsa is the number two poster.

It’s all entertaining.

How did I drop down so far?> This just isn’t right...

The real ILX is back down.

No it isn’t.

Yeah, you’re right. You beat me to it.

Pink box keeps it safe. Wh3rd wouldn’t make a liar of pink box.

hi dere poxy fule. first time since the comeback.

i hate getting PFd while i’m trying to post.

PHAROAH, STOP WITH THE POXY FULING. LET MY PEOPLE GO.

i don’t know why we bother going back to that other ilx site.

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It’s almost certainly the usual late morning/early afternoon (my time) slowdown that’s been gumming up the machine daily for a while anyway. It’ll be back.

has there been an ILX thread on coke zero’s ugly advertising yet?

It ringzabell, yeah.

IMG SRC IMG SRC IMG SRC IMG SRC

I have posted like a motherfucker on the sandbox, why am I not on statscock?

TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE

l-r: Ned’s evil uncle, gear

(hobo not pictured)

I have posted like a motherfucker on the sandbox, why am I not on statscock?

It’s cuz I’m using fake email address, innit?

(hobo not pictured)

What do you think the burger is made from?

America’s awake again I see :(

Morning, gerry.

Yeah, bastards :-(

Just got home from work early, thought I’d see what’s up, selected a thread, clicked on it, poxy bloody fule. Gah.

Well, at least we now have a place to bitch about the poxy fulage.

And I am drunk at work on my last day and I want something to pass the time befoe I have to make a speach about how I have loved my time here, and its not the people but the need to develop as a person that has made me hand in my resignation.

It feels great though

Cheers?

Now I have no excuse not to go cut, sand and paint shelves. Wait, is that two Netflixes over there?

You can build robots that can do that, but can robots post to ilx? No, we can’t.

Because of POXY FULE.

Poxy Poxy

fdsasgf fds afsds

Can’t get there from here.

I think somehow the act of turning my computer on causes it.

saturday morning!

And again! Sunday evening!

Oi! Rock Hardy, no! :-)

I never shut down last night, so it’s not me, whew.

Oy.

of all the times for the real ILX to break, a sunday when i’m at work till midnight is not the best.

i can’t even go for a pint on my break because i’ve brought the car. serves me right, i suppose.

buggeration.

ooh, hey, i’ve brought a book without realising. superb. i’m off to read that for a bit.

Markleby’s been on vano.thehold.net grousing too.

Have you got other other places? Blimey.

vano was a very short-lived refugee camp, set up during last november’s outage, which has five registered posters, none of whom ever visit. it also has some pictures of stet’s hair.

Take it over to the nu-Glasgow thread!

j/k

oh, i’m not supposed to be here right? drat.

dammit, i was really looking forward to those napalm death recommendations too... i was ready to go out to the shops tomorrow afternoon... just aswell as i don’t really have the money

The real ILX is gone off the internet because of you.

Wow. I actually get to USE this thing. Usually when I find that ILX has poxy fuled, I’ll arrive here, read up this thread, go back to regular ILX, and find that that’s back up again. This is the first time I’m actually reloading without having anything come up since this board became available for regular ILX folks. So hi there.

*burrrrp*

This place needs some class mongrels.

Yo. What’s happening?

i like the pink box

I bought a new laptop. And it was broken! &%%#$# ASUS.

So aulde-ILX is recalcitrant again? Im just getting timeouts. No errors.

This place needs some class mongrels

It’s like the all-powerful aliens have resurrected one from each nation-state over here on the toy version so that they can study how everybody interacts and determine whether the real ILX is worth saving. In a few minutes a hogbutcher, let’s say Nick A, will come creeping out of the bushes.

So this is the part where we split up and get picked off by the killer? Because I hate it when that happens.