i thought this was about people using the bathroom!

/i thought this was about sex!

IT WON’T CLOSE!

i thought this was about people using the bathroom!

Actually I think I started a thread on closing toilet/bathroom doors.

I would also like to ask—NAY, demand—that people look behind them when leaving a shop: MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE AS WELL AND YOU CAN POLITELY HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR FOR A SECOND INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING THE FUCK OUT. Especially when you’re with a stroller it’s so nice to have someone hold the door open. *sigh*

*breathes for a second*

Honestly, I’m not that pissed off about it, but it’d be nice, y’know.

I’d install a harpoon gun on the stroller. Then folks will just naturally take you along. Could be lots of fun!

Were you raised in a fucking barn?

Don’t they know to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality?