I like AAA and at least C cups.

Is there a 9v bra?

That reminds me, I need a 6V lantern bra.

I don’t like AAA batteries. They’re like the spindly, Biafran, malnourished poor relation of batteries. I prefer the AA battery, which is neat and quite debonair.

And a B cup bra.

put me down for 2 AA batteries and a 34 C bra please. or rather, keep the bra and give me the bra stuffings please.

I stuffed my bra with tissues once, back when I was a fairly flat-chested 12 year old. The tissues all fell out while I was running around during PE, and my best friend Amanda laughed at me in front of everyone else. I’ve never really got over that.

D & AA, respectively, so no

last girlfriend wore a 34C and they were, in my opinion, perfect. girl before that was an A, before that a D, before that i don’t really remember.

and AA batteries are always handy. remote controls, fire alarms, CO2 detectors, small flashlights, etc. etc.

lol @ “bra stuffings”.

AA batteries and B cups here.

MsMisery otm

Like all people who enjoy guitar effects and/or mildly electrifying their own tongues, I’m into 9-volts.

And rectangular boobs, obviously.

bra stuffing (serves 4–6)

bra stuffing is the perfect side dish to sweater meat.

There is no correaltion between this and breasts. [/obvious]

Is that a trebuchet?

no, no, this is a trebuchet:

No, it’s a battering ram. Which does, actually, suggest a correlation between that and breasts, so I don’t know what he’s on about....

That’s the biggest kind of bra I’ve ever seen!

JOKEKILLER XPOST

yeah, 9V is an awesome battery.

and one thing i really love about teh dollar store near my house is that you can get a 9V battery for a dollar.

i do not have rectangle boobs though, nor is one inverted.

this is a funny thread.

I clearly do not know my hurling and medieval weaponry.

9V battery for a dollar

WOWAYWEEWAH

hahaha

panasonic heavy duty brand even—i sorta worry but they haven’t blown up on anyone that i know of. dollar stores are crazy.

I prefer natural batteries

‘Through the process of photosynthesis, carbon energy is stored in biomass like a natural battery.’

BIOMASS

insert battery hen joke

I would like B cups, but find AA and AAA batteries most useful. Is there even a B battery?

There used to be. Now it’s only required by antiques and only made by specialty manufacturers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Battery

yeah, A and AA? B and BB?

this reminds me of that mitch hedberg joke about vending machines. well, reminds me b/c i was just listening to it: “i went to the vending machine and the candy bar i wanted was numbered HH, so i pushed the H button twice. potato chips came out. i did not know there was an HH button—you need to let me know. i am not familiar with the concept of HH. i did not learn my AA BB CCs, god god dammit dammit.”

hahahaha what a great joke, I miss Mitchy ;_; I always loved the way he so clearly enunciated his “did not”s and “am not”s etc.

squeeze my lemon?

‘til the power runs down my leg—

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

alls i know is, don’t date chicks with EEE shoes, amirite?

I love all sizes, it depends on who’s carrying them.

I like rechargeable bras!

clockwork tits

Solar powered bras are a bright idea.

i like those cute flat lithium bras

My last girlfriend took 4 AA batteries.

up the arse

(sorry)

Guys who actually know their girlfriend’s bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

Or maybe their girlfriends go on and on about their own bra size, in which case THEY are weird.

We can’t have all this weirdness.

Guys who actually know their girlfriend’s bra size are weird. Do they go underwear shopping together or something?

yeah, i’ve gone shopping for bras with a few girlfriends. “help me find this in (insert size here)” is usually how it comes about.

how about a correlation between nipples and watch batteries?

this is a much more productive line of discussion as it could lead to a new and more functional nomenclature for nip sizing, also a good way to learn about all the different kinds of watch and hearing aid batteries!

oh whoops I appear to have fucked with the image posting limit

Now how can we relate all this to aureola color?

Don’t you mean ‘areola’?

aureola borealis

xpost — probably; my spelling skills fail me on that word.

seriously did you guys know that “nipple bleaching” exists? Add to stack of fucked up shit women do to themselves that started in Japan, hymen replacement surgery still holding #1 spot

Almost 5 year anniversary of my favorite thread I ever started, hi sandbox.

(frowns with mental effort)

As near as I can recall, I’ve never had a favorite bra cup size. I take life as it comes, I guess.

(face brightens)

But I love 9 volts.

did you just lick one?

I guess I feel like a jerk in retrospect associating breasts with battery.

Not so strange an association as all that, really. As noted by dayo, some people get an electric thrill from licking them.

For some reason, I’m fond of AAAAs. Batteries, that is.

I like AA batteries and CR2032 bras

What I prefer in both is that they are functional for the task at hand.

xxxp those boomboxes used to take a heck of a load of batteries. I had one that used 10 D cells. Also, the wrinkles in that guy’s t-shirt make it look as though it has ‘BE45T14L1TY’ printed on it.

Also, I recently bought two dozen AAA rechargeable batteries by mistake.

i like how this thread made me tell a mitch hedberg joke, aw