let’s list some funny ‘only childs’

Jean Paul Sartre

My younger sister sent me a link to this. Hilariously.

How does one send a link hilariously?

I wouldn’t know, I’m older than her.

That answer’s commendably funny for an elder sister.

I liked the research about beautiful couples having girls as their first child.

Of the six people named in the first paragraph, the only one I find attractive is Brad.

And then only in A River Runs Through It.

What you think is NOT IMPORTANT. Kneel before the statistical cock.

I like that research, because then I get to win arguments about in-laws based on actual real scientific FACT (sort of). My parents > your parents, nah-nah nah-nah-nah

What’s the process by which the sperm know they’re from a man who’s part of a couple of ‘beautiful people’ or by which the female will not bear to term a male embryo?

it’s MAGIC. Special beautiful people’s magic.

The sperm don’t have to know nothing! I don’t know what the process might be, but it doesn’t sound undoable to me.

As zygotes go, the sperm select sex. All eggs are female.

Perhaps celebriotic fluid kills baby boys.

My older brother likes The Vicar of Dibley. I think this proves at least that older siblings have horrible senses of humor.