are you my gran? she once complained the supermarket didnt stock enough cans (read: about fourty). her hair is pretty great though. her brain? hmmmmmmm

My parents buy me things for university I would never have eaten if it were up to me. I must be the only non cat to have eaten the contents of one of those, out of the can, with no utensils.

I eat whole tins of sardine regularly, and my hair is quite long.

Plus it’s fantastic for your BREATH.

My grandpa used to make me take a teaspoon of Cod Liver Oil to “keep my pipes clean.” That shit was nasty.

Castor Oil is nasty shit.