http://www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.22845/Books

what do you think is missing (cortazar,carcer,broch...) and what can be dropped?

I’ve seen the most of the 1,001 movies, read the fewest of the 1,001 books. Albums are somewhere in the middle.

Most of those books is shit. But possibly appealing to people who think that lists of books is a good idea. Have we moved yet?

I started a list about this on Ye Olde ILX. I seem to recall I’d read about 73 of the books.

putting Tolstoy and Paul Auster in one list is an insult to one of them.but i think in general, it’s a good list.some of it is shit,not most.

Drop City – T. Coraghessan Boyle

Everything is Illuminated – Jonathan Safran Foer

The Body Artist – Don DeLillo

Fury – Salman Rushdie

White Teeth – Zadie Smith

Pastoralia – George Saunders

Underworld – Don DeLillo

Mr. Vertigo – Paul Auster

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murakami

The English Patient – Michael Ondaatje

Mao II – Don DeLillo

The Music of Chance – Paul Auster

The Things They Carried – Tim O’Brien

Moon Palace – Paul Auster

A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving

Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco

Libra – Don DeLillo

The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams

The New York Trilogy – Paul Auster

The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood

White Noise – Don DeLillo

Queer – William Burroughs

The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera

The Names – Don DeLillo

Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie

Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

The Shining – Stephen King

Ratner’s Star – Don DeLillo

Amateurs – Donald Barthelme

Invisible Cities – Italo Calvino

Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Portnoy’s Complaint – Philip Roth

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe

The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov

Giles Goat-Boy – John Barth

Sometimes a Great Notion – Ken Kesey

Come Back, Dr. Caligari – Donald Bartholme

Herzog – Saul Bellow

V. – Thomas Pynchon

Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut

Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

Naked Lunch – William Burroughs

The Tin Drum – Günter Grass

The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

Junkie – William Burroughs

Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison

The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

The Plague – Albert Camus

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway

The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck

U.S.A. – John Dos Passos

Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

Absalom, Absalom! – William Faulkner

Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway

The Sound and the Fury – William Faulkner

The Sun Also Rises – Ernest Hemingway

Ulysses – James Joyce

Crome Yellow – Aldous Huxley

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

The Brothers Karamazov – Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Devils – Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Idiot – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Notes from the Underground – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Moby-Dick – Herman Melville

Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

The Thousand and One Nights – Anonymous

there you go. winter’s tale by mark helprin should be on the list, fury by salman rushdie should not. as far as i know it’s not necessary to read any of them before you die, although pastoralia is pretty funny and might lighten the mood a little when on yr death bed.

i’m 30 and i’ve red about 80 of those books.

starting 16, it’s an average of more or less 5 books per year.

let’s say i’ll live 50 years more (good genes in my family),that means i’ll read more or less 250 more—330 all together.i’ll never make it!

plus till than there will be 200 or more new books to the list...

the project is impossible.

There’s at least a couple dozen I don’t think I’d have read if I hadn’t been an English major.

I just don’t want to read through a list of 1001 books. (I did, however, search for my favorites. They’re all there except for “The Sot-Weed Factor.”)

There’s at least a couple dozen I don’t think I’d have read if I hadn’t been an English major.

— jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 28th, 2006.

but, was it worth it?

125–150

It’s amazing how many books I’d forgotten having read until I saw them on the list

but, was it worth it?

Some of them were enjoyable, yeah. And in all cases I’m glad to be able to say that I’ve read [X].

dudes post lists plz—it’s the only way this is gonna work.

and if we are talking books—take a look at this:

“Ian McEwan accused of stealing ideas from romance novelist”:

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=418598&in_page_id=1879

Excerpt from Atonement, by Ian McEwan...

“In the way of medical treatments, she had already dabbed gentian violet on ringworm, aquaflavine emulsion on a cut, and painted lead lotion on a bruise. But mostly she was a maid.”

Excerpt from No Time For Romance by Lucilla Andrews...

“Our ‘nursing’ seldom involved more than dabbing gentian violet on ringworm, aquaflavine emulsion on cuts and scratches, lead lotion on bruises and sprains.”

dudes post lists plz—it’s the only way this is gonna work.

On Beauty—Zadie Smith

Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time—Mark Haddon

Everything is Illuminated – Jonathan Safran Foer

Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides

Nowhere Man – Aleksandar Hemon

The Book of Illusions – Paul Auster

Atonement – Ian McEwan

The Corrections – Jonathan Franzen

The Body Artist – Don DeLillo

White Teeth – Zadie Smith

After the Quake – Haruki Murakami

The Hours – Michael Cunningham

Underworld – Don DeLillo

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murakami

The Shipping News – E. Annie Proulx

The Secret History – Donna Tartt

American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis

Mao II – Don DeLillo

Possession – A.S. Byatt

Libra – Don DeLillo

Nervous Conditions – Tsitsi Dangarembga

The New York Trilogy – Paul Auster

White Noise – Don DeLillo

The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera

A Boy’s Own Story – Edmund White

Rabbit is Rich – John Updike

Song of Solomon – Toni Morrison

Rabbit Redux – John Updike

The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

Pale Fire – Vladimir Nabokov

Franny and Zooey – J.D. Salinger

To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

Rabbit, Run – John Updike

The End of the Road – John Barth

On the Road – Jack Kerouac

Pnin – Vladimir Nabokov

Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

Cry, the Beloved Country – Alan Paton

Cannery Row – John Steinbeck

The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Their Eyes Were Watching God – Zora Neale Hurston

Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

To The Lighthouse – Virginia Woolf

Mrs. Dalloway – Virginia Woolf

The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Billy Budd, Foretopman – Herman Melville

Siddhartha – Herman Hesse

Women in Love – D.H. Lawrence

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

Ethan Frome – Edith Wharton

Howards End – E.M. Forster

The Secret Agent – Joseph Conrad

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

The Awakening – Kate Chopin

The Turn of the Screw – Henry James

Dracula – Bram Stoker

The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy

The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

The Mayor of Casterbridge – Thomas Hardy

Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

The Blithedale Romance – Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne

Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë

The Purloined Letter – Edgar Allan Poe

The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe

A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe

Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

180. The Things They Carried – Tim O’Brien

227. Watchmen – Alan Moore & David Gibbons

245. White Noise – Don DeLillo

246. Queer – William Burroughs

258. Neuromancer – William Gibson

282. Lanark: A Life in Four Books – Alasdair Gray

301. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

340. Breakfast of Champions – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

345. Crash – J.G. Ballard

350. Invisible Cities – Italo Calvino

358. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson

360. The Wild Boys – William Burroughs

371. The Atrocity Exhibition – J.G. Ballard

375. Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

382. A Void/Avoid – Georges Perec

389. 2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke

390. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick

397. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe

413. The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

417. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater – Kurt Vonnegut

418. Everything That Rises Must Converge – Flannery O’Connor

420. Sometimes a Great Notion – Ken Kesey

423. Arrow of God – Chinua Achebe

427. Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut

433. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

436. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey

437. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

438. Pale Fire – Vladimir Nabokov

441. Labyrinths – Jorg Luis Borges

445. Franny and Zooey – J.D. Salinger

448. Solaris – Stanislaw Lem

456. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

461. Naked Lunch – William Burroughs

472. Things Fall Apart – Chinua Achebe

477. The Once and Future King – T.H. White

484. On the Road – Jack Kerouac

494. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

496. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

508. Lord of the Flies – William Golding

511. The Long Goodbye – Raymond Chandler

520. Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison

521. The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

522. Wise Blood – Flannery O’Connor

523. The Killer Inside Me – Jim Thompson

527. Foundation – Isaac Asimov

529. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

530. The Rebel – Albert Camus

547. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

564. Animal Farm – George Orwell

574. The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

579. The Outsider – Albert Camus

585. The Hamlet – William Faulkner

586. Farewell My Lovely – Raymond Chandler

588. Native Son – Richard Wright

592. The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck

593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce

597. Tropic of Capricorn – Henry Miller

599. The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler

602. Nausea – Jean-Paul Sartre

608. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

610. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

622. Absalom, Absalom! – William Faulkner

623. At the Mountains of Madness – H.P. Lovecraft

636. Tropic of Cancer – Henry Miller

649. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

663. A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway

667. All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque

686. To The Lighthouse – Virginia Woolf

689. The Sun Also Rises – Ernest Hemingway

699. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

700. The Counterfeiters – André Gide

701. The Trial – Franz Kafka

723. Ulysses – James Joyce

736. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

752. Ethan Frome – Edith Wharton

778. The Immoralist – André Gide

780. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

784. Sister Carrie – Theodore Dreiser

790. The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

794. Dracula – Bram Stoker

804. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

809. The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

820. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson

822. Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson

825. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

831. Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson

868. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

876. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

883. A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

886. Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

889. Walden – Henry David Thoreau

895. The House of the Seven Gables – Nathaniel Hawthorne

896. Moby-Dick – Herman Melville

897. The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne

906. The Count of Monte-Cristo – Alexandre Dumas

908. The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas

911. The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe

913. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

916. The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe

918. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens

922. The Hunchback of Notre Dame – Victor Hugo

930. Ivanhoe – Sir Walter Scott

931. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

938. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

940. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

951. Justine – Marquis de Sade

953. The 120 Days of Sodom – Marquis de Sade

970. Candide – Voltaire

982. A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift

983. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

987. Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

992. Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

996. The Thousand and One Nights – Anonymous

1000. Metamorphoses – Ovid

1001. Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

And most of this shit in high school. Where’s the Bible in here? Or any classical works?

First I’d heard of this book/ list; it strikes me at first glance as very British.

And while Brits would know to put Flann O’Brien on this list and ‘Mericans might not, I find it a tad dull, and kind of weird (gotta love consensus).

I never expect my own tastes to be reflected, but a list that DOES have light-weights such as Donna Tarrt and Houellebecq, but nothing at all from Celine, Charles Portis, Ingeborg Bachmann, Chester Himes(!), Alfred Jarry, Robert Walser, Denis Johnson, G. G. Marquez, Octavia Butler, Gert Hofman, David Mitchell, Charles Willeford, Dennis Cooper, Jean Genet, Amos Tutuola, Eileen Myles or Alexander Trocchi—not to mention any number of Surrealist/ Symbolist works—bums me out a bit.

I mean, fuck, at *least* “Cotton Goes to Harlem,” “Thief’s Journal,” “Hundred Years of Solitude” and “Dog of the South” should be on there...

Nowhere Man – Aleksandar Hemon

Glamorama – Bret Easton Ellis

Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis de Bernieres

Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

The English Patient – Michael Ondaatje

Black Water – Joyce Carol Oates

American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis

Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco

The Black Dahlia – James Ellroy

The Child in Time – Ian McEwan

Contact – Carl Sagan

The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood

Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke

One Hundred Years of Solitude—Gabriel García Márquez

The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov

The Third Policeman – Flann O’Brien

In Cold Blood—Truman Capote

Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey

A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

Naked Lunch – William Burroughs

The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

Lord of the Flies – William Golding

Wise Blood – Flannery O’Connor

The Killer Inside Me – Jim Thompson

Foundation – Isaac Asimov

The Third Man – Graham Greene

The 13 Clocks – James Thurber

I, Robot – Isaac Asimov

The Man With the Golden Arm – Nelson Algren

Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The Tartar Steppe – Dino Buzzati

Goodbye to Berlin – Christopher Isherwood

The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler

Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

The Last of Mr. Norris – Christopher Isherwood

Journey to the End of the Night – Louis-Ferdinand Céline

The Glass Key – Dashiell Hammett

Red Harvest – Dashiell Hammett

Les Enfants Terribles – Jean Cocteau

Mrs. Dalloway – Virginia Woolf

The Good Soldier – Ford Madox Ford

Kokoro – Natsume Soseki

Death in Venice – Thomas Mann

Ethan Frome – Edith Wharton

The Jungle – Upton Sinclair

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

The Invisible Man – H.G. Wells

Dracula – Bram Stoker

The Time Machine – H.G. Wells

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson

Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson

Far from the Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy

Around the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verne

Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy

Journey to the Centre of the Earth – Jules Verne

Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

Silas Marner – George Eliot

A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

Uncle Tom’s Cabin; or, Life Among the Lonely – Harriet Beecher Stowe

Moby-Dick – Herman Melville

The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas

The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe

A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

Dead Souls – Nikolay Gogol

Last of the Mohicans – James Fenimore Cooper

Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Candide – Voltaire

Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Metamorphoses – Ovid

Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

i’m quite glad to see ‘nowhere man’ on this list. it’s not perfect but it’s oft-transcendent.

don’t remember my number but it was embarrassingly low even counting things I read part of and adolescent- and reading-list-heavy

though apparently there are no nonfiction books to read before you die

The Sea – John Banville

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon

Atonement – Ian McEwan

Disgrace – J.M. Coetzee

The Untouchable – John Banville

Mr. Vertigo – Paul Auster

The Emigrants – W.G. Sebald

Black Dogs – Ian McEwan

The Music of Chance – Paul Auster

Moon Palace – Paul Auster

Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro

The Book of Evidence – John Banville

The New York Trilogy – Paul Auster

Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez

The Cider House Rules – John Irving

White Noise – Don DeLillo

The Year of the Death of Ricardo Reis – José Saramago

Rabbit is Rich – John Updike

Rituals – Cees Nooteboom

The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

A Bend in the River – V.S. Naipaul If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

The Cement Garden – Ian McEwan

The World According to Garp – John Irving

Life: A User’s Manual – Georges Perec

The Shining – Stephen King

Autumn of the Patriarch – Gabriel García Márquez

W, or the Memory of Childhood – Georges Perec

Fateless – Imre Kertész

Rabbit Redux – John Updike

The German Lesson – Siegfried Lenz

One Hundred Years of Solitude—Gabriel García Márquez

The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov

The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

Labyrinths – Jorg Luis Borges

Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

Our Ancestors – Italo Calvino

Rabbit, Run – John Updike

The Tin Drum – Günter Grass

The End of the Road – John Barth

On the Road – Jack Kerouac

The Floating Opera – John Barth

Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

Lord of the Flies – William Golding

Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

If This Is a Man – Primo Levi

Under the Volcano – Malcolm Lowry

The Plague – Albert Camus

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The Outsider – Albert Camus

Journey to the End of the Night – Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Remembrance of Things Past – Marcel Proust

The Castle – Franz Kafka

The Counterfeiters – André Gide

The Trial – Franz Kafka

Zeno’s Conscience – Italo Svevo

Death in Venice – Thomas Mann

Martin Eden – Jack London

The Immoralist – André Gide

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

The Kreutzer Sonata – Leo Tolstoy

The Death of Ivan Ilyich – Leo Tolstoy

Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy

Far from the Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy

Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

The Idiot – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

Fathers and Sons – Ivan Turgenev

Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

The Nose – Nikolay Gogol

Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“I mean, fuck, at *least* “Cotton Goes to Harlem,” “Thief’s Journal,” “Hundred Years of Solitude” and “Dog of the South” should be on there...”

Hundred years is there.

“but nothing at all from Celine”—also is there

There is no nonfiction, no plays, and no poetry.

I GUESS THAT MEANS I DONT HAVE TO READ THEM BEFORE I DIE PHEW

no essays, amirite? not even montaigne.

Almost 200. Not having Shakespeare and an Icelandic saga or two, or I, Claudius is bugging me, but also why should I read these before I die? Is there a quiz, afterwards?

Never Let Me Go – Kazuo Ishiguro

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon

Everything is Illuminated – Jonathan Safran Foer

Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides

Pastoralia – George Saunders

Cryptonomicon – Neal Stephenson

The Poisonwood Bible – Barbara Kingsolver

Another World – Pat Barker

The Hours – Michael Cunningham

Underworld – Don DeLillo

The Ghost Road – Pat Barker

Infinite Jest – David Foster Wallace

The End of the Story – Lydia Davis

Felicia’s Journey – William Trevor

The Virgin Suicides – Jeffrey Eugenides

The Secret History – Donna Tartt

Written on the Body – Jeanette Winterson

Arcadia – Jim Crace

Regeneration – Pat Barker

Get Shorty – Elmore Leonard

Possession – A.S. Byatt

Sexing the Cherry – Jeanette Winterson

Like Water for Chocolate – Laura Esquivel

A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving

Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco

Libra – Don DeLillo

The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams

Beloved – Toni Morrison

Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit – Jeanette Winterson

The Cider House Rules – John Irving

Contact – Carl Sagan

The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood

Perfume – Patrick Süskind

The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera

Neuromancer – William Gibson

A Boy’s Own Story – Edmund White

The Color Purple – Alice Walker

Lanark: A Life in Four Books – Alasdair Gray

Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

The Book of Laughter and Forgetting – Milan Kundera

If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

The World According to Garp – John Irving

The Virgin in the Garden – A.S. Byatt

Delta of Venus – Anaïs Nin

The Shining – Stephen King

Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice

A Dance to the Music of Time – Anthony Powell

Ragtime – E.L. Doctorow

Fear of Flying – Erica Jong

Gravity’s Rainbow – Thomas Pynchon

Invisible Cities – Italo Calvino

Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The French Lieutenant’s Woman – John Fowles

Portnoy’s Complaint – Philip Roth

Myra Breckinridge – Gore Vidal

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe

One Hundred Years of Solitude—Gabriel García Márquez

In Cold Blood – Truman Capote

Wide Sargasso Sea – Jean Rhys

The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

The Golden Notebook – Doris Lessing

Labyrinths – Jorg Luis Borges

Stranger in a Strange Land – Robert Heinlein

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie – Muriel Spark

Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

The Leopard – Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa

A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute

The Once and Future King – T.H. White

The Quiet American – Graham Greene

The Story of O – Pauline Réage

Lord of the Flies – William Golding

Lucky Jim – Kingsley Amis

Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison

The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

Wise Blood – Flannery O’Connor

Foundation – Isaac Asimov

The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

The End of the Affair – Graham Greene

The Third Man – Graham Greene

The 13 Clocks – James Thurber

I, Robot – Isaac Asimov

The Heat of the Day – Elizabeth Bowen

Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

The Plague – Albert Camus

Animal Farm – George Orwell

Cannery Row – John Steinbeck

The Razor’s Edge – William Somerset Maugham

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The Power and the Glory – Graham Greene

Party Going – Henry Green

The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck

At Swim-Two-Birds – Flann O’Brien

Goodbye to Berlin – Christopher Isherwood

Tropic of Capricorn – Henry Miller

Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier

Brighton Rock – Graham Greene

Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

Gone With the Wind – Margaret Mitchell

The House in Paris – Elizabeth Bowen

The Nine Tailors – Dorothy L. Sayers

A Handful of Dust – Evelyn Waugh

Thank You, Jeeves – P.G. Wodehouse

Murder Must Advertise – Dorothy L. Sayers

Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons

To the North – Elizabeth Bowen

The Thin Man – Dashiell Hammett

Vile Bodies – Evelyn Waugh

All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque

The Last September – Elizabeth Bowen

Decline and Fall – Evelyn Waugh

Remembrance of Things Past – Marcel Proust

To The Lighthouse – Virginia Woolf

Mrs. Dalloway – Virginia Woolf

The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Siddhartha – Herman Hesse

Ulysses – James Joyce

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

Rashomon – Akutagawa Ryunosuke

The Good Soldier – Ford Madox Ford

Of Human Bondage – William Somerset Maugham

Tarzan of the Apes – Edgar Rice Burroughs

Howards End – E.M. Forster

A Room With a View – E.M. Forster

The Jungle – Upton Sinclair

The Golden Bowl – Henry James

The Ambassadors – Henry James

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Sister Carrie – Theodore Dreiser

The Turn of the Screw – Henry James

What Maisie Knew – Henry James

The Island of Dr. Moreau – H.G. Wells

The Time Machine – H.G. Wells

The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

The Master of Ballantrae – Robert Louis Stevenson

She – H. Rider Haggard

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

Erewhon – Samuel Butler

Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

Little Women – Louisa May Alcott

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

Silas Marner – George Eliot

Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

Moby-Dick – Herman Melville

The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne

Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë

Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë

The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas

The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe

The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe

Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens

Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

Justine – Marquis de Sade

Candide – Voltaire

Tom Jones – Henry Fielding

A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift

Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

The Pilgrim’s Progress – John Bunyan

Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Gargantua and Pantagruel – Françoise Rabelais

Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe

so there is some nonfiction. in a way that makes it worse.

x-p: don’t know how i missed celine/ marquez, thanks for pointing those out. doh.

...but i still don’t like that list!

ps: i think a lot of people consider ‘acid test’ “lit” as it’s a “non-fiction novel”? whateverthefuck.

About 60. It was nice to see The Summer Book on the list. I wish The Circus of Dr. Lao got more love, though.

ps: i think a lot of people consider ‘acid test’ “lit” as it’s a “non-fiction novel”? whateverthefuck.

right, but if they’re going to go down that road, they left out a hell of a lot of literary not-strictly-fiction. but what do i know, i don’t care much about ‘literary’.

Mason & Dixon – Thomas Pynchon

Underworld – Don DeLillo

Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

The Stone Diaries – Carol Shields

Time’s Arrow – Martin Amis

Mao II – Don DeLillo

Vineland – Thomas Pynchon

Billy Bathgate – E.L. Doctorow

Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro

Like Water for Chocolate – Laura Esquivel

Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco

The Satanic Verses – Salman Rushdie

The Bonfire of the Vanities – Tom Wolfe

Beloved – Toni Morrison

Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez

Less Than Zero – Bret Easton Ellis

Perfume – Patrick Süskind

Empire of the Sun – J.G. Ballard

Flaubert’s Parrot – Julian Barnes

The Color Purple – Alice Walker

The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

The World According to Garp – John Irving

The Shining – Stephen King

Song of Solomon – Toni Morrison

Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice

Ragtime – E.L. Doctorow

The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum – Heinrich Böll

Crash – J.G. Ballard

Gravity’s Rainbow – Thomas Pynchon

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson

Goalie’s Anxiety at the Penalty Kick – Peter Handke

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings – Maya Angelou

Blind Man With a Pistol – Chester Hines

Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The Godfather – Mario Puzo

Ada – Vladimir Nabokov

Myra Breckinridge – Gore Vidal

The Nice and the Good – Iris Murdoch

Cancer Ward – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick

One Hundred Years of Solitude—Gabriel García Márquez

Wide Sargasso Sea – Jean Rhys

Giles Goat-Boy – John Barth

The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

V. – Thomas Pynchon

Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey

A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

Pale Fire – Vladimir Nabokov

Labyrinths – Jorg Luis Borges

Solaris – Stanislaw Lem

To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

Things Fall Apart – Chinua Achebe

Homo Faber – Max Frisch

On the Road – Jack Kerouac

Pnin – Vladimir Nabokov

Doctor Zhivago – Boris Pasternak

Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

Lord of the Flies – William Golding

The Judge and His Hangman – Friedrich Dürrenmatt

Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison

The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

The Rebel – Albert Camus

Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

Doctor Faustus – Thomas Mann

The Plague – Albert Camus

Animal Farm – George Orwell

Cannery Row – John Steinbeck

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway

Native Son – Richard Wright

Finnegans Wake – James Joyce

Nausea – Jean-Paul Sartre

Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

Threepenny Novel – Bertolt Brecht

Tender is the Night – F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Thin Man – Dashiell Hammett

The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett

A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway

All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque

Look Homeward, Angel – Thomas Wolfe

Steppenwolf – Herman Hesse

Remembrance of Things Past – Marcel Proust

The Sun Also Rises – Ernest Hemingway

Blindness – Henry Green

The Castle – Franz Kafka

The Good Soldier Švejk – Jaroslav Hašek

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd – Agatha Christie

The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Counterfeiters – André Gide

The Trial – Franz Kafka

Billy Budd, Foretopman – Herman Melville

The Magic Mountain – Thomas Mann

We – Yevgeny Zamyatin

A Passage to India – E.M. Forster

Babbitt – Sinclair Lewis

Ulysses – James Joyce

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

Sons and Lovers – D.H. Lawrence

Death in Venice – Thomas Mann

Strait is the Gate – André Gide

The Secret Agent – Joseph Conrad

The Jungle – Upton Sinclair

Nostromo – Joseph Conrad

The Golden Bowl – Henry James

Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

Kim – Rudyard Kipling

Sister Carrie – Theodore Dreiser

Lord Jim – Joseph Conrad

The Turn of the Screw – Henry James

The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

Fruits of the Earth – André Gide

Dracula – Bram Stoker

Quo Vadis – Henryk Sienkiewicz

The Island of Dr. Moreau – H.G. Wells

Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy

The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Born in Exile – George Gissing

Diary of a Nobody – George & Weedon Grossmith

Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy

The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

The Kreutzer Sonata – Leo Tolstoy

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

Bel-Ami – Guy de Maupassant

The Death of Ivan Ilyich – Leo Tolstoy

The Portrait of a Lady – Henry James

Bouvard and Pécuchet – Gustave Flaubert

The Brothers Karamazov – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Return of the Native – Thomas Hardy

Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy

Far from the Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy

The Devils – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Middlemarch – George Eliot

Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy

The Idiot – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

Notes from the Underground – Fyodor Dostoevsky

Les Misérables – Victor Hugo

Fathers and Sons – Ivan Turgenev

Silas Marner – George Eliot

Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

Oblomovka – Ivan Goncharov

Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

Hard Times – Charles Dickens

Bleak House – Charles Dickens

Uncle Tom’s Cabin; or, Life Among the Lonely – Harriet Beecher Stowe

The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne

David Copperfield – Charles Dickens

Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë

Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë

The Count of Monte-Cristo – Alexandre Dumas

The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe

Lost Illusions – Honoré de Balzac

A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

Dead Souls – Nikolay Gogol

The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe

The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby – Charles Dickens

Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens

The Nose – Nikolay Gogol

Le Père Goriot – Honoré de Balzac

Eugénie Grandet – Honoré de Balzac

The Red and the Black – Stendhal

The Betrothed – Alessandro Manzoni

Last of the Mohicans – James Fenimore Cooper

Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

Confessions – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The Sorrows of Young Werther – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Humphrey Clinker – Tobias George Smollett

Tristram Shandy – Laurence Sterne

Émile; or, On Education – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Rasselas – Samuel Johnson

Candide – Voltaire

Peregrine Pickle – Tobias George Smollett

Tom Jones – Henry Fielding

Roderick Random – Tobias George Smollett

Pamela – Samuel Richardson

Joseph Andrews – Henry Fielding

A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift

Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

Moll Flanders – Daniel Defoe

Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

The Princess of Clèves – Marie-Madelaine Pioche de Lavergne, Comtesse de La Fayette

The Pilgrim’s Progress – John Bunyan

Gargantua and Pantagruel – Françoise Rabelais

Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

I am roffling at the grammar atrocities near the top of this thread.

1. On Beauty – Zadie Smith

2. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon

3. The Corrections – Jonathan Franzen

4. Life of Pi – Yann Martel

5. White Teeth – Zadie Smith

6. Disgrace – J.M. Coetzee

7. The God of Small Things – Arundhati Roy

8. Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

9. Get Shorty – Elmore Leonard

10. Vineland – Thomas Pynchon

11. The Buddha of Suburbia – Hanif Kureishi

12. Foe – J.M. Coetzee

13. Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez

14. White Noise – Don DeLillo

15. July’s People – Nadine Gordimer

16. Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie

17. The World According to Garp – John Irving

18. The Shining – Stephen King

19. The Public Burning – Robert Coover

20. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson

21. The Wild Boys – William Burroughs

22. The Bluest Eye – Toni Morrison

23. Pricksongs and Descants – Robert Coover

24. Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

25. Portnoy’s Complaint – Philip Roth

26. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick

27. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe

28. The Magus – John Fowles

29. The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

30. Everything That Rises Must Converge – Flannery O’Connor

31. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

32. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

33. Franny and Zooey – J.D. Salinger

34. Naked Lunch – William Burroughs

35. Things Fall Apart – Chinua Achebe

36. On the Road – Jack Kerouac

37. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

38. Lord of the Flies – William Golding

39. Malone Dies – Samuel Beckett

40. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

41. Molloy – Samuel Beckett

42. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

43. Animal Farm – George Orwell

44. Tropic of Capricorn – Henry Miller

45. Murphy – Samuel Beckett

46. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

47. Tropic of Cancer – Henry Miller

48. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

49. The Sound and the Fury – William Faulkner

50. The Sun Also Rises – Ernest Hemingway

51. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

52. The Trial – Franz Kafka

53. Ulysses – James Joyce

54. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

55. The Turn of the Screw – Henry James

56. The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

57. The Invisible Man – H.G. Wells

58. Dracula – Bram Stoker

59. The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

60. The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

61. Hunger – Knut Hamsun

62. She – H. Rider Haggard

63. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson

64. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

65. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

66. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

67. A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

68. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

69. The Purloined Letter – Edgar Allan Poe

70. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens

71. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

72. Northanger Abbey – Jane Austen

73. Persuasion – Jane Austen

74. Emma – Jane Austen

75. Mansfield Park – Jane Austen

76. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

77. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

78. The Mysteries of Udolpho – Ann Radcliffe

79. Reveries of a Solitary Walker – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

80. Tristram Shandy – Laurence Sterne

81. The Castle of Otranto – Horace Walpole

82. Tom Jones – Henry Fielding

83. Pamela – Samuel Richardson

84. A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift

85. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

86. Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

87. The Pilgrim’s Progress – John Bunyan

88. Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

89. The Thousand and One Nights – Anonymous

90. Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

better than i thought i’d do. i’ve read half of ulysses twice, thus getting full points.

Lists are making this thread unreadable, stop it.

44 read.

I am roffling at the grammar atrocities near the top of this thread.

I shouldn’t, as my grammar is crap, but I did as well.

The list is completely ridiculous: why did he include so many books by the same author? I actually went ahead and printed it out just for fun. My friend and I went go over the list one night.

“I’ve seen the most of the 1,001 movies” adapted from those books

112 read, shamefully haven’t read a single one of the 2000’s choices. Sadly lacking in crime fiction, nothing by Runyon or Carver is appalling. No non fiction, history, politics, poetry, graphic novels, arts etc

Major ommissions The Bible, The Koran, Origin of the Species, Double Helix, Mrs Beeton’s Cookbook. List is too in thrall to the western literary canon

55 read, 15 started but not read—not a great result, but at least (a) is larger than (b)

Another long list post:

13. Cloud Atlas—David Mitchell

72. Cryptonomicon – Neal Stephenson

95. Enduring Love – Ian McEwan

111. Morvern Callar – Alan Warner

129. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis de Bernieres

133. The Shipping News – E. Annie Proulx

134. Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

140. What a Carve Up! – Jonathan Coe

153. The Crow Road – Iain Banks

156. The English Patient – Michael Ondaatje

167. Time’s Arrow – Martin Amis

172. Señor Vivo and the Coca Lord – Louis de Bernieres

193. The Trick is to Keep Breathing – Janice Galloway

200. Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco

207. The Player of Games – Iain M. Banks

209. The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams

210. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams

218. The Bonfire of the Vanities – Tom Wolfe

259. Flaubert’s Parrot – Julian Barnes

282. Lanark: A Life in Four Books – Alasdair Gray

293. The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

301. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

313. Dispatches – Michael Herr

339. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – John Le Carré

389. 2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke

404. The Third Policeman – Flann O’Brien

451. Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

460. Billy Liar – Keith Waterhouse

467. Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Truman Capote

547. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

564. Animal Farm – George Orwell

594. At Swim-Two-Birds – Flann O’Brien

610. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

649. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

650. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons

667. All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque

701. The Trial – Franz Kafka

780. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

781. The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

794. Dracula – Bram Stoker

822. Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson

831. Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson

848. Around the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verne

851. Erewhon – Samuel Butler

854. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

866. Journey to the Centre of the Earth – Jules Verne

868. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

876. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

898. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens

905. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray

914. Dead Souls – Nikolay Gogol

918. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens

931. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

983. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

Books on that list I have started but not finished:

67. House of Leaves – Mark Z. Danielewski

97. Jack Maggs – Peter Carey

247. Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd

276. The House of the Spirits – Isabel Allende

289. Rites of Passage – William Golding

291. Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

437. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

494. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

508. Lord of the Flies – William Golding

561. Titus Groan – Mervyn Peake

692. The Good Soldier Švejk – Jaroslav Hašek

883. A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

896. Moby-Dick – Herman Melville

963. Tristram Shandy – Laurence Sterne

992. Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

jesus christ

“man writes list: film @ 11”

Tracer, it’s from a book of the same title

4 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

A useful reminder, 23 April 2006

Reviewer: D. Morton “JayCee” (Wales)—See all my reviews

A useful reminder of titles you meant to read once and might now get around to.

The text is marred by the intrusion of the political views of many of the reviewers, each trying to outdo the other in the tired cliches of the loony left.

But it’s beautifully illustrated and produced.

billy i am not sure how being printed on paper, bound, and marketed improves the idea!

A useful reminder of titles you meant to read once and might now get around to. Also The Alchemist.

Fixed.

Has anyone on this thread actually read anyone else’s lists? I see them as a ‘page down prompt’.

A rough count says I’ve read ~100 of them.

There are lots there that I think I should have read by now but somehow never got round to, and one or two I started reading and abandoned because they were shit (I’m looking at you Bram Stoker!) and the odd one or two I’m amazed I got through such as Gormenghast.

I’ve hardly scratched the surface of the 2000s list.

I wouldn’t bother, them books are shoite.

Akshully that’s partially not fair. But fuck a Zadie Smith.

multi xpost, maybe not, but it sets itself up as something a little more important than one man and his blog and is worthy of discussion on those terms. i.e has it fulfilled it’s own criteria, what are it’s biases etc

I’d much prefer to read one person’s idea of what they find important though rather than a bland consensus. e.g t.s Chuck Eddy’s stairway to hell vs Times all time top 100

I’ve read 78 of them, although the 18th and 19th Century are spectacularly unrepresented for a list that contains two Will Self novels and BOTH DIRK GENTLY BOOKS.

Will Self is easy the best writer in the 2000s section you fule.

Also what exactly is the pre-1700 section supposed to prove?

has there ever been a more almost desperately canon-centric time as this within living memory? (yes i am including “100 sluttiest music video moments” etc, in this category of canon-consolidating)

“635 things you never knew about GEORGE ELIOT

(#1: that five of her novels are required reading???)

The publisher of this book is next doing 1000 Key Moments in [Twentieth Century] Literature, for which, I’m contributing some entries.

I’ve read 152 of them, more or less. (I’m not entirely sure—I may be counting some that I started but haven’t finished, and also may be forgetting some I read back in the mists of time high school.)

I’m surprised that my 1900s reading was greater than my 1800s, but I suppose the list was slanted towards more modern.

The 1700 and previous lists were a joke, though. No Shakespeare is clearly trying to make a point, but no Mallory, no Chaucer? No Cicero or Suetonius? (did they even have Plato? Can’t remember.)

My personal “why on earth did you omit this?” was I Capture The Castle by Dodie Smith.

No Shakespeare is clearly trying to make a point

That Shakespeare didn’t write books?

And also, considering some of the trash that *is* on there, the omission of Bridget Jones seems surprising to me.

x-post there are short stories on the list. A play is as much a book as a short story.

I’m also fairly sure I saw another play on the list, but I’m not trawling through 1001 books again to find out.

is this actually an official list by a publication somewhere?

and where are the film/music equivalents?

Yep. Cassell Illustrated.

xpost. And Music. And Movies.

yeh yeh read everything ever published before the year 2000

I think it’s a list compiled from this:

http://www.amazon.com/1001-Books-Must-Read-Before/dp/0789313707

xp

I mean, Movies. And Paintings.

I wonder how many of the paintings I’ve seen...

1001 Albums By White People You Must Hear Before You Die

haha, this is the same series as the 1001 records one that we were looking at, at the weekend

“you are about to die—first you must listen to the hives”

“never mind who killed the zutons—you killed yourself by not listening to who killed the zutons?”

haha superb

I’M DYING? Quick, put Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water on!

lol Kings of Leon

LOL The Thrills

Is “Get me away from here I’m dying” on that list somewhere?

there’s an album called that??

WHAT NO BEETHOVEN?!?!?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

hahhahaa onimo i thought you were kidding about choco starfish being on the list!!!!

xpost BEETHOVEN HAS AN ALBUM?!?!??!?!?????

I stopped counting at ten books. Fuck counting how many books I’ve read. Can’t be othered to discover that I can’t finish books. I’ve stopped readings tons of books mentioned in the list.

291. Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

Double barf with yuk on top. I hated that book. Funny? You’ve got to be (ahum) joking.

33. Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides

40. Platform – Michel Houellebecq

54. White Teeth – Zadie Smith

60. City of God – E.L. Doctorow

61. How the Dead Live – Will Self

63. The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood

66. Super-Cannes – J.G. Ballard

81. Amsterdam – Ian McEwan

87. Glamorama – Bret Easton Ellis

92. The God of Small Things – Arundhati Roy

95. Enduring Love – Ian McEwan

102. Cocaine Nights – J.G. Ballard

105. The Ghost Road – Pat Barker

109. Alias Grace – Margaret Atwood

116. The Reader – Bernhard Schlink

129. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis de Bernieres

134. Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

135. Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks

142. The Stone Diaries – Carol Shields

143. The Virgin Suicides – Jeffrey Eugenides

145. The Robber Bride – Margaret Atwood

147. The Secret History – Donna Tartt

151. Possessing the Secret of Joy – Alice Walker

157. Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Peter Høeg

162. Black Dogs – Ian McEwan

165. Wild Swans – Jung Chang

166. American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis

170. Regeneration – Pat Barker

173. Wise Children – Angela Carter

187. Sexing the Cherry – Jeanette Winterson

190. Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro

195. Like Water for Chocolate – Laura Esquivel

199. Cat’s Eye – Margaret Atwood

204. The Swimming-Pool Library – Alan Hollinghurst

223. Beloved – Toni Morrison

236. Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez

240. Less Than Zero – Bret Easton Ellis

242. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood

243. Perfume – Patrick Süskind

247. Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd

256. The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera

272. The Color Purple – Alice Walker

276. The House of the Spirits – Isabel Allende

293. The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

302. The Cement Garden – Ian McEwan

310. The Passion of New Eve – Angela Carter

331. High Rise – J.G. Ballard

335. Ragtime – E.L. Doctorow

354. Surfacing – Margaret Atwood

376. The French Lieutenant’s Woman – John Fowles

399. One Hundred Years of Solitude—Gabriel García Márquez

400. The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov

413. The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon

433. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

434. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

435. The Collector – John Fowles

437. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

450. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie – Muriel Spark

456. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

467. Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Truman Capote

470. A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute

486. Doctor Zhivago – Boris Pasternak

494. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

495. The Talented Mr. Ripley – Patricia Highsmith

496. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

508. Lord of the Flies – William Golding

510. The Go-Between – L.P. Hartley

514. Lucky Jim – Kingsley Amis

529. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

542. Love in a Cold Climate – Nancy Mitford

547. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell

552. Cry, the Beloved Country – Alan Paton

559. The Plague – Albert Camus*

564. Animal Farm – George Orwell

574. The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

587. For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway

593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce

603. Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier

608. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

609. Their Eyes Were Watching God – Zora Neale Hurston

610. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

649. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley

650. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons

671. The Sound and the Fury – William Faulkner

695. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd – Agatha Christie

699. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

753. Fantômas – Marcel Allain and Pierre Souvestre

789. The Turn of the Screw – Henry James

804. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

809. The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

821. The Mayor of Casterbridge – Thomas Hardy

823. King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider Haggard

848. Around the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verne

854. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

857. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy

861. The Idiot – Fyodor Dostoevsky

867. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky

868. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

876. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens

880. The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins

893. Uncle Tom’s Cabin; or, Life Among the Lonely – Harriet Beecher Stowe

898. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens

902. Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë

904. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë

905. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray

913. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

931. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

932. Northanger Abbey – Jane Austen

936. Emma – Jane Austen

937. Mansfield Park – Jane Austen

938. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

940. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

957. Reveries of a Solitary Walker – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

960. Humphrey Clinker – Tobias George Smollett

966. Émile; or, On Education – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

983. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

1000. Metamorphoses – Ovid**

1001. Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus**

*have not so much read as tried to read in orig french with not a great deal of success :(

**does anyone outside of classics departments really READ these? i know most of the stories, and i studied ovid in school, but i haven’t read them cover to cover

a lot of the books i haven’t read look more interesting to me than some of the ones i have read

for albums i’m doing heard AND like, so no beatles even though i’ve heard revolver etc

o Fitzgerald, Ella – Sings the Gershwin Song Book

o Davis, Miles – Kind of Blue

o Velvet Underground—& Nico

o Franklin, Aretha – I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You

o Drake, Nick – Five Leaves Left

o Springfield, Dusty – Dusty in Memphis

o King, Carole – Tapestry

o Cohen, Leonard – Songs of Love & Hate

o Mitchell, Joni – Blue

o Otis, Shuggie – Inspiration Information

o Mitchell, Joni – Court & Spark

o Mitchell, Joni – Hissing of Summer Lawns

o Smith, Patti – Horses

o Mitchell, Joni – Hejira

o Blondie – Parallel Lines

o Clash – London Calling

o Gang of Four – Entertainment!

o Waits, Tom – Heartattack & Vine

o X – Wild Gift

o Human League – Dare

o Bush, Kate – Dreaming, the

o Jackson, Michael – Thriller

o Waits, Tom – Swordfishtrombones

o Sade – Diamond Life

o Prince – Purple Rain

o Bush, Kate – Hounds of Love

o Waits, Tom – Rain Dogs

o Prince – Sign ‘O’ the Times

o Cohen, Leonard – I’m Your Man

o New Order – Technique

o Madonna – Like a Prayer

o Cherry, Neneh – Raw Like Sushi

o Bush, Kate – Sensual World

o Pixies – Doolittle

o Soul II Soul – Club Classics: Vol One

o Public Enemy – Fear of a Black Planet

o KLF – White Room

o Massive Attack – Blue Lines

o lang, k.d. – Ingénue

o Dr Dre – Chronic, the

o REM – Automatic for the People

o Sonic Youth – Dirty

o Amos, Tori – Little Earthquakes

o Harvey, P.J. – Dry

o Phair, Liz – Exile in Guyville

o Mann, Aimee – Whatever

o Harvey, P.J. – Rid of Me

o Crow, Sheryl – Tuesday Night Music Club

o Björk – Debut

o Snoop Doggy Dogg – Doggystyle

o Portishead – Dummy

o Nas – Illmatic

o TLC – CrazySexyCool

o Hole – Live Through This

o Massive Attack – Protection

o Buckley, Jeff – Grace

o Orbital – Snivilisation

o Prodigy – Music for the Jilted Generation

o Garbage – Garbage (1st Album)

o Tricky – Maxinquaye

o Pulp – Different Class

o Leftfield – Leftism

o Goldie – Timeless

o Morissette, Alanis – Jagged Little Pill

o Stereolab – Emperor Tomato Ketchup

o DJ Shadow – Endtroducing

o Apple, Fiona – Tidal

o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Murder Ballads

o Underworld – Second Toughest in the Infants

o Cardigans – First Band on the Moon

o Quaye, Finley – Maverick a Strike

o Elliott, Missy Misdemeanor – Supa Dupa Fly

o Chemical Brothers – Dig Your Own Hole

o Prodigy – Fat of the Land

o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Boatman’s Call

o Fatboy Slim – You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

o Williams, Lucinda – Car Wheels on a Gravel Road

o Madonna – Ray of Light

o Hill, Lauryn – Miseducation of…

o Hole – Celebrity Skin

o Mercury Rev – Deserter’s Songs

o Air – Moon Safari

o Eminem – Slim Shady LP

o Spears, Britney – Baby One More Time

o Bonnie Prince Billy – I See a Darkness

o Basement Jaxx – Remedy

o Cole, MJ – Sincere

o Harvey, P.J. – Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea

o Eminem – Marshall Mathers LP

o Goldfrapp – Felt Mountain

o Madonna – Music

o OutKast – Stankonia

o Björk – Vespertine

o Destiny’s Child – Survivor

o Welch, Gillian – Time (The Revelator)

o White Stripes – White Blood Cells

o Ms Dynamite – A Little Deeper

o Elliott, Missy – Under Construction

o Aguilera, Christina – Stripped

o Timberlake, Justin – Justified

o Winehouse, Amy – Frank

o Dizzee Rascal – Boy in da Corner

o Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Fever to Tell

o OutKast – Speakerboxxx/Love Below

o 50 Cent – Get Rich or Die Tryin’

o Wainwright, Rufus – Want One

o Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters (1st Album)

o Björk – Medúlla

o Mylo – Destroy Rock & Roll

o Arcade Fire – Funeral

o West, kanYe – College Dropout

o Wainwright, Rufus – Want Two

o MIA (UK) – Arular

Do any of these people posting massive lists of all the books they’ve read really believe that any of us care?

“Ooh, you’ve read The Scarlet Letter, have a pat on the back”

it was more for my own interest, and it’s better than the banalities of dom & paul venting their complexes yet again on the record of the day thread

“Ooh, you’ve read The English Patient, that’s 3 hours of your life you’ll never get back.”

Christ, that list is way too long to actually go through.

i used to read hawthorne’s introduction to the scarlet letter, a short bore-ella called “the custom house”, whenever i couldn’t sleep—it worked like a charm.

Hehehe I’ve read “The Custom House” too. I kinda like it tho.

291. Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

Double barf with yuk on top. I hated that book. Funny? You’ve got to be (ahum) joking.

haha nath! That’s one of my favorite books! I’ve read it several times.

Not even looking at this list, as someone mentioned above I can’t be bothered reading through a long list of books.

Pretty depressing (my favourites notated with an F):

F Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides

F The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murakami

• The Shipping News – E. Annie Proulx

• The Secret History – Donna Tartt

• Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Peter Høeg

• A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving

• The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams

• Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams

• Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit – Jeanette Winterson

F The Cider House Rules – John Irving

• Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd

• Empire of the Sun – J.G. Ballard

• The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera

• Schindler’s Ark – Thomas Keneally

• On the Black Hill – Bruce Chatwin

F The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco

F The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

• The World According to Garp – John Irving

• Delta of Venus – Anaïs Nin

F Invisible Cities – Italo Calvino

• Portnoy’s Complaint – Philip Roth

• The Godfather – Mario Puzo

F Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

F The Leopard – Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa

• The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

• Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

• Lord of the Flies – William Golding

F The Go-Between – L.P. Hartley

• Casino Royale – Ian Fleming

• The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

• Animal Farm – George Orwell

• The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

• For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway

• Nausea – Jean-Paul Sartre

• Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier

• The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien

• Thank You, Jeeves – P.G. Wodehouse

F Orlando – Virginia Woolf

• Mrs. Dalloway – Virginia Woolf

• The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald

• Zeno’s Conscience – Italo Svevo

• A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

• The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

F Dracula – Bram Stoker

• The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

• Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy

• The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde

• King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider Haggard

• The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

• The House by the Medlar Tree – Giovanni Verga

• Around the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verne

• Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll

• The Moonstone – Wilkie Collins

• Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

• Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

F Bleak House – Charles Dickens

F Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë

F Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray

• A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

• The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe

F The Betrothed – Alessandro Manzoni

F Northanger Abbey – Jane Austen

• Persuasion – Jane Austen

• Mansfield Park – Jane Austen

• Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

• Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

• Fanny Hill – John Cleland

• Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

• Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe

xpost: I know I’m missing out on something but, well, I can’t be bothered to start all over again and discover I still have no sense of (that particular kind of) humour. :-)

Do any of these people posting massive lists of all the books they’ve read really believe that any of us care?

i kinda thought it would be fun to see what people had read, but yr right, it’s not.

about 60 for me. Shockingly, I have read about 90% of the Sci-fi listed.

Watchmen made the list, but Dark Knight Returns didn’t.

I’ve read 83 which is much more than I expected.

I can claim 350, though I’m only one book into both Proust and ‘A Dance to the Music of Time’. Having said that, it’s a frequently daft list. What collection of essential literature contains NO Chekhov and multip Coelhos? Madness.

WTF @ ‘books,’ like the only books worth reading are novels. Esp. when “The Fall of the House of Usher” is considered a “book.” ALso I think reading both “Clarissa” AND “Pamela” by Samuel Richardson would probably make a person die.

Here’s MINE, then:

- The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon

Kind of ripped off that Ullillillia website.

-Cryptonomicon – Neal Stephenson

Is this the Old One cyropjwbncn? OR am I going to be disappointed when this book doesn’t even COME with the false promise of going insane?

-American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis

This sat on the back of my toilet, where I read it in spurts of 2 1/2 years. Dove Bar endorsement WTF.

-Time’s Arrow – Martin Amis

I had to read this for a class. The prof. spent 3 weeks talking about Nazi doctors & their evil experiments while I was in the throes of one of my worst depressions ever. Didn’t help.

-A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving

Read in 8th grade, all I remember is: he had a giant dong.

-Watchmen – Alan Moore & David Gibbons

Has an Owlman, so I’m down.

-Neuromancer – William Gibson

Successfully predicted tricking out cars w/neon lights. Made me feel really fucking badass in junior high.

-Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

I have worked way too many jobs like Paradise Hot Dogs to not relate to this asshole.

-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

The omnibus, or the first books? I had the omnibus out once when missionaries were at my house. One saw it and said, “!!! Hitchhiker’s guide! That it the best book EVER! You have to read it. (pause) After you read the Book of Mormon, of course.”

-The World According to Garp – John Irving

Dick gets bit off.

-Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice

I srsly wonder how many cassette tapes that kid had. I mean, this book is fairly long.

-Breakfast of Champions – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Too many drawings.

-I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings – Maya Angelou

She never actually tells you why it sings.

-Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

This is my fave of his famouser books.

-The Godfather – Mario Puzo

Lotta big dicks in this one, too. Read it for English 102!

-In Watermelon Sugar – Richard Brautigan

I remember this book being both incomprensible and wholly depressing.

-Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut

I loaned it to a friend, who said he’d come up with the idea for Ice-9 years ago. :(

-The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath

The book that convinced me to try & kill myself!

-One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey

-A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess

-Franny and Zooey – J.D. Salinger

-To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee

-Naked Lunch – William Burroughs

This is making me realize I did most of my reading in Jr. high.

-The Once and Future King – T.H. White

FUCK YEAH!!! Also an awesome song by Maddy Prior

-The Floating Opera – John Barth

Was this one about suicide, too? I have his first two novels in one book & I can’t remember which is which.

-The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien

-Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison

-The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger

-I, Robot – Isaac Asimov

1, 49, 54 but shit. 102, 116, 134, 166, 180, 190, 242, 245, 246, 258, 301, 331, 335, 340, 345, 358, 375, 389, 390, 417, 427, 436, 437, 439, 449, 451, 456, 462, 494 but shit. 508, 521, 526, 527, 529, 530, 547, 559, 564, 574, 602, 608, 610, 649, 699, 736, 743 on tape, 767, 780, 781, 790, 796, 797, 809 on tape. 825, 848, 853 on tape. 866, 896, 902, 1001

58 for me, with a few on my shelf that I’m gonna read soon, including three books on tape (Would it be a good idea to listen to them in the car on the way to work, or should I do it when going to sleep?). Must have read at least half a dozen of them at school too. There’s a couple I’ve started and stopped because they were shit, and subsequently never wanted to read anything by that author again. I’m looking at you Zadie Smith.

On the whole though, if you had nothing to do for the rest of your life but read, you’d find more hits than misses in this list, wouldn’t you?

As for the albums, I read the last entries first and they were:

o Zutons – Who Killed the Zutons?
o Killers – Hot Fuss
o Kings of Leon – Aha Shake Heartbreak
o MIA (UK) – Arular
o Beck – Guero
o White Stripes – Get Behind Me Satan

So fuck that.

Oops. didn’t mean to include the numbers.

Also what’s with the order? Is that the way you should read them? Four Jane Austen books in a row?

Order is backwards chronological.

I looked at the albums list and was about to do my tally until I noticed a) it skews British pretty heavily and b) it contains a Limp Bizkit album.

approx. 102 (god, i’m at that age when i can’t remember everything i’ve read)this list is truly shit tho, how many 2nd rate edith wharton novels can you fit on one list, jeez (and i like wharton)

ALso I think reading both “Clarissa” AND “Pamela” by Samuel Richardson would probably make a person die.

but those are GREAT books, for realz!!

I thought the order *looked* chronological at first, but there are definitely a few entries which feel like they’re in slightly the wrong place.