okay, i have to admit, i’m kinda hooked on the vice dos and donts thing. is that so wrong? and, yes, i subscribe to us magazine. or at least i did. time to re-up.
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=508&country=us
this is not a thread about vice magazine.
Not the entire country, some of us are hard working Albanian immigrants.
oh, i know. that’s just the caption to their picture of the long-hair with the leather vest/coat on.
i thought this was going to be about Men Behaving Badly
I must be officially old and not with it. To me, the “do” photos look just as bad if not worse than the “don’t” photos.
Right, let’s check the list:
ugly, Nope, well not “handsm” just not ug.
misanthropic, ah no.
too smart for its own good, Psh, not smart enough prob
works at a record distributors, 0
collects Dr. Who DVDs, I have one video, episode 1 w/ not Kirk
and is married to a drumroll
chubby Nope, I say so
nurse DING!
with a kid Two
from another marriageNope, from this one.
Also: ANORAKS, BOBBLE HATS, TEA FLASKS
Besides, the (Northern) Dr. Who fans are gay gay gay.
All sci-fi is gay. Official.
I’m from St.Kitts.
St Kitts is gay
Or is it?
dear vice—these ones are wearing the same shoes—xo j
oh man, the one dude with the tattoos of the members of metallica AND the marx brothers on his back, wow...
I think I actually vaguely know that guy in Scott’s 1st link. He looks really, really familiar somehow.
The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage.
All Britons are men or lesbians?
I’ve been sucked into the D&D list since Skot first posted this one. Shit, there goes my morning.
Ahm, forget it, it’s some “funny” paper.
(x-post)
plz to delete internets
You really should have said “DON’T FUCKING CLICK THIS” next to that you know
argh xpost MY EYES
I’ve been sucked into the D&D list since Skot first posted this one. Shit, there goes my morning.
Ditto.
the blurbs are my favorite. often very, very mean but almost always completely hilarious.
You can tell there is something purposefully a little off about the suit—how British
Look at the guy I posted a few days ago with the DB suit and wearing a hat—his sleeves were also a bit short with no cuff( maybe short sleeve?).
I’m asking any UK readers if this look has a name or what the concept behind it is.
http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2006/11/on-streetsoho-london_17.html
Tuomas! Men can be chubby nurses too! I’m surprised at you.
haha pwned
“You’re wearing everything in the world” is just too funny:
Statistically speaking, there’s a rather small minority of chubby heterosexual male nurses with kids from a previous marriage. And they’re all married to Albanians.
man this has wasted my morning so awesomely
Mine too, especially “they have one drawer for tops and one drawer for bottoms and whatever’s clean goes on”. Because that is how I dress.
it’s a real life herbert garrison!
“If it doesn’t go so far in it touches his anal lips, the terrorists have won.”
this is pretty funny