Well, seeing as how we’re on the edge of our seats...

or

Ant and Dec are irreplaceable on this show, aren’t they?

For “this show” read “ITV.

true.

Trinny and Susannah, perhaps.

What, them off ITV’s “What not, not, not to wear” as opposed to BBC’s “What not to wear”?

I suspect Lisa Butcher and Mica Paris Out Of The Current BBC What Not To Wear would not carry the same allure and natural charisma.

Oh, and there are lots of entries for “Albino Hotel” on Google.

All of them “Is there an Albino Hotel in Detroit, like David Gest says?”

Has Jason Donovan actually gone mad, then, or is he asserting “I’m Doing Fine”?

Same tune, different words:

“I’m going mad”

There are just “Too Many Broken Hearts” in that jungle!

oh, someone went out, and someone else did a balancing thingy.

’Twas Matt versus Jan, but then all the old Busted fans rang in to save their idol...

I know one little girl who wants Matt to win!

Trinny and Susannah, perhaps.

Can we put’em on an island (with lots of unfashionable clothes) and just LEAVE them there? Vile creatures, if you ask me.

Also, that one, the skinny one, her voice has changed somehow. A lot... smokier. I think I was hallucinating the other day cause I thought she was a bit sexy.

What balancing thingy? Did Jan Leeming have to balance Jason Donovan on her nose or something?

David Gest Cleans Dishes in Fabric Conditioner.

A handy way of remembering the chords to “Smells like Teen Spirit”, prob.

I seem to have managed to not watch ANY of this series. From what I hear in the office, David Gest was marvellously entertaining and Jason Donovan’s quite a nice bloke and Dean Gaffney’s not as annoying as you would think. From what I read on ILX, aldo is obsessed with Myleene Klass’ nipples. No-one at all has mentioned Busted dude, but he appears to have won it. Is the key to this “be dull but have hundred of teenage girls who fancy you”? (see also Mark Owen, Kenzie, Spencer out of EastEnders on Strictly Come Dancing, the sodding MacDonald Brothers)

Matt sort of became the “non-sweary” Pete in his “diary room” entries.

Alice was really pleased to see his winning photo last night.