Aaaaaaaand that’s why they pay you the big bucks, Ms Blackberry.

um no, laurel, they don’t pay me “big bucks” and haven’t started my salary increase and aren’t going to for the conceivable future?

because, you know, why put any of that through in a timely fashion when you can drag your feet and just start sending me on all sorts of shit without paying me for it. cf the last six months of my posts?

i’m in a terrible fucking mood today and really shouldn’t have read regular ilx because now i’m just snappy, sorry.

No, you can snap at me today, I’m taking it easy. Am also feeling financially squeezed and in need of a new job that pays about 12K more, JUST when my current one got interesting (plus, new office as of Monday!).

ally: plz consult form 2218-b

I think I’ll make an espresso and use the jolt to start folding laundry.

I don’t want the DVD, I want to go to the BBQ.

LOZ i just got an americano but i’m taking it black because today I MEAN BUSINESS

god i can’t wait for the day that animated gifs are album covers

ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK

whatever, vampire

you who wants a fun fax send me fax numbers

yo laurel BTW dude from tokyo drift is also in the Friday Night Lights movie

seriously fax numbers people I have some hard copy comedy over here

Thanks, I’m a little afraid the “Bama boy” cowboy country thing would irritate me too much if not balanced by being in civilized Tokyo and driving X-treme, but it’s a thought.

how fucking ridiculoid is that scene where they all have a synchronized drift ballet down that mountainside road????

god i was so stoned when i saw that

reading all of the achewoods is going to make me fail school

I preferred you as an animal

I need to send a fax to an architect who can help me out

this has been offered as an alternative to the aforementioned cover album project

i preferred you as just letters

HO SNAP

where

so fungus is wiping out honeybees and a virus is killing africa’s most reliable staple sustenance! guys it’s the end times bananas and hybrid corn are next we’re all super-effed

got to learn how to make food from gasoline

turn it back into dinosaurs

I want to write a series of dramatic adventures featuring a time-traveling submarine named godwin who never talks (it is a submarine)

ho snap

TOMBOT you can PDF that shit to me, I simply can’t condone the use of faxes.

(bartrip)

there is no attachment on my computer for shoving 8x11 pieces of paper in and having pdfs come out

yeah no one uses faxes anymore Grandpa Gasoline

this fuckin weather

sorry bears trap, it is actually 8 AND A HALF x11

what is godwin’s disposition

godwin thinks it is a saint bernard

i think i was drinking gasoline last night.

i like this series of adventures already!

Tiny Pony and Owen Wilson will utilize godwin to go on deep sea detective missions in ancient epochs, as well as the far future. There will be a special otter team that sleeps in Godwin’s vacant torpedo tubes

I need a list of McGuffin candidates

Tiny Pony and His Friend Godwin The Time-Travelling Submarine IN

The Suitcase From Planet J

The Misunderstood Mushroom

Tiny Pony and Godwin Trip The Light Fantastic

Tiny Pony and Godwin and The Case of The Mysterious Rucksack

Tiny Pony and Godwin Find a Boombox

Tiny Pony and Godwin: Space Donkey Express

seriously I dunno how much mileage there is in “finding a boombox” unless you can put some more modifiers in there

Tiny Pony and Godwin Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Tiny Pony and Godwin’s Boombox Has a Cassette Tape in it Labeled: The Sventeen Minute Gap

Tiny Pony and Godwin: 8080

Tiny Pony and Godwin Meet The Breck Girl

listen can we maybe change that to “rescue” instead of “meet” I mean these are meant to be stories with some suspense and action and shit

sure editor

Tiny Pony and Godwin Rescue An Alien

Also I like the way “rescue the breck girl” makes your face feel when you say it out loud

Tiny Pony and Godwin Find a Van Full of Puppies

no, too weird

Tiny Pony and Godwin Meet the Otters (flash back episode)

also where does OW figure into this

somehow i imagine that if you wrote and drew these adventures and just left empty talk bubbles for owen wilson, you could send them to him and he’d fill them in for you

8080

how do we make that happen

problem: do not know how to draw owen wilson

step one is therefore pretty clear

cut a hole in the box

photoshop, dawg

do one of those things where you get a picture of someone and then make it into a woodcut looking deal

I have never heard of this dawg version of photoshop

is it gangsta

it’s like the gimp

ok here’s the thing: my friend may about to become a governess for the Boss. once she’s in his good graces, she can give him a manuscript to send over to owen wilson’s people, because that way they’re sure to look at it. he’ll flip for the idea and madlib some dialogue and then we’re all set

gravy train’s a coming, get on board!

wait when you say “the boss” do you mean who i think you mean?

god that is so awesome

rip the nashville network ;_;

wait the nashville network is gone???

just the good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm, beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. straightening the curve, flatening the hills. someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will. making their way the only way they know how. that’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. just good ol’ boys, wouldn’t change if they could, fighting the system like a true modern day robin hood.

where can see this television program today? do not say “dvd” because that is gay.

that great basic cable syndicated programming clearinghouse in the sky

the cracker network

i never see it listed on the television at all. so, i don’t believe you guys.

dudes

here you go TOMBOT

dude I know how to make a fucking word balloon okay, you don’t have to rub it in

but you don’t know how to make owen wilson apparently

I know you can make a word balloon, I’m thinking of this as the beginning of the open source Owen Wilson project. All may park, all must pay!

(not to be confused with the open sores Owen Wilson project)

wildcat, inc.

american association for the advancement of dignan

my macbook is arrived! Just in time for many plane & train trips over the next month.

yes, schef, THAT Boss

and that is a most excellent owen wilson

also you could make it so a person could see the rare situation of a bald owen wilson

first of all, that would never happen

ewwww, i don’t want to see the “bald owen wilson”.

keep it in yr pants, sailor!

It....COULD happen! Hypothetically!

guys its beautiful and i’m still in the fucking library

oh fuck that