wait a minute, i don’t do lab reports
you were LYING about being me
but wait i DID just open a beer
dopplegangers yo
whoops i meant lol reports, on politics, god i’m such a doofus
hahaha
oh man we need to finish two or three more lol reports we started back at like 4 then we have to hit the liquor store before it closes
You mean yo let your liquor cabinet run dry before you restock. Surely you need to keep a reserve in case you need a pick-me-up to get you to the store?
wait but we gotta half sixer of red stripe in the freeze, a bottle of vodka in the freezer, and a kancer kegger in the works
FRIDGE, I MEANT FRIDGE
we have enough gin to last us a couple days but no whiskey ;_;
oh i forgot about that
’Tis a terrible thing that, because, brothers, as well we know; the day should start with clear drinks spirits with clear mixers and end on straight brown spirits. Points between are negotiable, and a fruit (particularly love-apples) based drink is acceptable for nourishment before the sun passes the yard arm.
IN CASE ANYONE MISSED THIS:
in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever
— creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (1 minute ago)
Sorry! I don’t check the DC thread (I would if it involved more cuet things)
— max, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:27 PM (1 week ago)
what the hell
i guess we’re not cuet enough for max ;_;
speak for yrself lady
:D
lol i’m the one he called hot on the wdyll thread, step off!
yeah well i have carny hands
steal yr stuff
I HAVE CARNEY HANDS (STEAL YR STUFF) should be on a t-shirt
be glad she didnt put “Hand Job” on the stereo and give you a more than this job
— mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)
^^^^^^ this is making me laugh way too much
I have the feeling that I don’t like max, but that might just be because I don’t like very many people.
i have the feeling that i hate basically everyone on ilx who isn’t over here but that might just be because i hate unfunny douchetards.
i just had some coffee and now i am king of all lab reports
in case anyone was wondering
lol reports more like
I just had a nap and some cookies and I want to go boozing. Go to bar by self to see band? Could be awesome, could be weird.
I actually really like a whole shitton of ILXors! It’s just the ones I don’t like are really really really irritating, like aggravated hemrrhoidesque irritating.
(I was going to list all the ones I like and it was basically “everyone except for Obvious Douches #1 thru #28”.)
could be both, could be LIFE
the ones i kind of like are ppl everyone makes fun of, like dog latin and hoosteen.
GO TO BAR, SOMEONE MUST HAVE FUN SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM LIKE A CREEPY NEGRO FUN VAMPIRE
(SNAP: dog latin was hysterically awesome, I almost made him a Facebook friend; I also almost joined the Louis Jagger group.)
There was a LJ group?
lol blackula
:D
ps i am going to a kegger!
Your second one in a week! LOL COLLEGE
Shit, Dan, stop creeping me out. NEGRO?! Yeah, right.
but this one is for CANCER
like, curing it and shit. it is not a pro-cancer cegger
“NEGRO?! Yeah, right.” should also be on a t-shirt, preferably worn by Beyonce.
god i love beyonce
i would go to all of thees pro-cancer ceggers.
Also YES THERE IS A FACEBOOK GROUP DEDICATED TO LJ:
joining immediately
The only thing that would be better would be an Ian Riese-Moiraine group.
you can make that happen
I KNOW
(ps r u on teh facebook?)
PPS: Everybody knows Negroes aren’t REAL, they’re a folk myth we made up to account for urban blight and our fear of the unknown.
(things Dan will regret tomorrow: a list)
(SNAP: hahahahahahahahahahahahah-*poof*)
See yas, I’m going to see Saudi Agenda now.
If I join either of these groups, I will expose my secret identity.
SECRET IDENTITIES ARE OVERRATED, ESP WHEN THEY AREN’T REALLY THAT SECRET
Okay fr realZ:
oops i joined
i invited my sisters
AWESOME
Plz make sure you follow “the rules”, yr all admins.
i will undertake my duties as admin v v seriously
yay
Dan, I will join if you correctly identify me.
holy shit i just made an awful drink
born of desperation
maybe you WILL DRINK IT, BEAR
lol
i’m not even kidding, though, i was drinking a mountain dew and vodka which pretty much sums up my mental state right now
i dumped it out
...and replaced it with the sole, remaining beer in the house: a KEYSTONE LIGHT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM
Guys, this cat sucks at piano. ;_;
You guys suck at figuring out who I am.
hey now.
take ya back to the jerkstore
Watery G, quit harassing the DC thread.
lol jerkstore
Whoops.
LESSON ONE: COMPUTERS MEMEMBER STUFF.
LESSON TWO: YOU ARE ALL SLEEPY.
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Please don’t make me join facebook. DO me screen grabs or some such.
Home in the rain! Ohhhhhh jacket and jeans so wet. But there were some MNDC bros at the bar so it was awesome. How’s everyone? Asleep?
just woken
ANYWAY JOHN I KNOW THAT WAS YOU BECAUSE FB WAS NOWHERE NEAR A COMPUTER LAST NIGHT
hey DC bros, work and illness have conspired against me. No movie night tonight ;_;
who the fuck are you people
who the fuck am i
what a confusing time for us all
Jesus and/or Krishna came to me while I were scrubbin the hangovers off in the shower this morning and told me I had to make an whole Albume of Ray Stevens covers before I turned 30
then I got out of the shower and taught myself how to put on both socks while brushing my teeth
no. that will not happen
does anybody have a spare copy of Mississippi Squirrel Revival so I don’t have to pay for it?
gosh darnit why did we ban mickey
we should ban you for bringing up Ray Stevens. next you’ll bring up Jerry Clower
You should ban me for 1. having the day off, 2. watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift and 3. thinking the pint-sized protagonist who is SUPPOSED to be in “high school” is delicious-looking. It’s shitty out, what the hell am I going to do today besides clean house?
Why are you not drinking yet, woman?
i just woke up and took a big old swig of the glass of water on my desk except that it was VODKA
off to a good start, today, barf
Although house cleaning is great, I chucked 5 bags of rubbish/recycling yesterday whilst spring cleaning in preparation for my lodger and have a pile of crap for the dump. (Why oh why oh why do I sill have an LCII?)
Cleaning goes with Brannvin.
BARTRIP Which might, in some circles, raise the question “why is there a pint glass of vodka on your desk?” This is not that circle. Buy a bottle of whiskey, though — you’ll never mistake it for anything else.
i really should by some whiskey.
some guy at the party last night was walking around giving ppl swigs of 12 year old Glenmorangie
lol i did that once too except it was gin
SO I DON’T EVEN GET A BADGE WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT FOR THIS SUNDAY, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY “W3NDY W1SE” CANNOT ATTEND FUNCTION SINCE IT’S HER FUCKING NAME ON THE CARD, AND ALSO WHY MY COMPANY CONTINUALLY BUYS BADGES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY ATTENDING THESE EVENTS INSTEAD OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED TO IN THEIR PLACE.
jesus christ i hate my job