dan i myspaced you

yeah keith thanks a ton dude

I’m on facebook!

So we a re back in the other office. I’m not on facebook, why should I be?

You should be on Facebook because I made a group to whore out my band! 33 people have joined it so far!

Also Jessie, you should friend me! And everyone should put “drinkin’ island” as an interest.

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Hey up: If you’re sticking around here, you might want to use the shiny new http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ as your URL, as the cookies between here and real ilx can fuck each other up, and you’ll get randomly logged out.

I noticed that!

oh hey awesome

I got zinged by my new boss yesterday for saying f-words on gmail chat (which I’m not even signed into) so I won’t be participating in any facebook or myspace or whatever for another couple of years.

^^^^ invisible trampoline

Part of me wants to see how facebook works, most of me wants to steer clear of any more opportunities to have casual insult tossed at me by braindead teenagers and I certainly don’t need to opportunity to criticise another shitty web 2.0 interface. I think I shall expand my real life social network with human females instead.

argh so sick wtf

i am on facebook, and have never once been insulted by a teenager.

To be fair I only get the occasional YOU ARE FAT/WIERD LOL!?!?! on myspace.

My esteem can’t take that much of a pummelling, sniff.

guys nabisco pisses me off real bad

but but but he’s OTM!

hush up lumpy rutherford

hi kitty

lol at capn burrito pants

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test apostrophe

ok who are you people

I’m The Mayor.

oh i know who you are

I think I’ve got everyone apart from you and flexidisk.

i’m deeznuts

i’m pete

im lollerpants

guys i want a clocky

Ban Hash Tit’s

;_1

i am woman, hear me roar

in numbers too big to ignore.

what color clocky do you want

i will decide that myself, when i purchase myself a clocky

i don’t want to decide until i am ready to get one

Cum-o

inappropriate

yellow card

I forgot about g-force. I loved g-force. (apropos of nothing)

Nabisco should stop resting on his OTM laurels.

guys i might have to go to boston

for like DAYS

is that more of having-a-blackberry crap? do you get corporate credit card?

i haven’t gotten either of those things yet

you can party with dang perry anyway. that’s a good thing, right?

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Tom, I can’t walk down the street with Englande on my cans, it causes irrepressible giggling.

Guise guise I’m travling to yr fair city for a May birthday huzzah. Who will hang out with me the eve of Friday 11 May? I’m asking for the day off for my bussing convenience.

Boston? More like BUMSTON, amirite?

well i’m in. also you are... laurel? (beartrap)

Ja, I’ve never had a nickname before but Tim Australianized this one and I kinda like it.

at least it’s nice in Boston now! beeeartraaaap

nice as in the weather is nice.

troo

(also I kind of don’t get why Tom teed off on nabisco today as opposed to on the day when he was making a total ass of himself re: guns)

Where?

Never mind, found it.

The stop snitchin’ thread (aka “today’s thread most likely to be populated with white people going ‘Nabisco OTM’”)

SNAP lol

Man, I am so angry right now. I am not often angry and I hate the feeling.

I dunno, I guess I don’t own guns but I am a white dude who likes RUN-DMC so I felt offended

On the plus side I have worked out what I am going to read into the mic for you. It involves the procuring of wenches.

PS I am not angry with anyone here.

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it’ll take more than that to close the emo tag on the dc thread

You could probably count all the times the landlord would come in and look at the place and just be like “jesus christ what a shit hole” and mysteriously raise the rent 2 weeks later against Luke though. heh I forgot about this story. Once the landlord came in and saw a bottle of red wine under Luke’s desk that was basically stuck to it’s own puddle on the hardwood floor. The LL started bitching while Luke was trying to play WoW. So Luke rips off his headphones and said something to the effect of “You can’t just walk in here unannounced. I almost went to Law School!” It was the worst defence I’ve seen since Matt’s “I’m an asshole” fight with Rode over empty pizza boxes.

i would like to make the bolded phrase the new I WROTE A HIT PLAY

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dudes I am worried about starting to look old! are fine lines around the eyes, like, permanent or do i just need to drink more evian?

water won’t hurt but it won’t reverse lines if you have them. i recommend any of the following products to help with that:

kiehl’s microdermabrasion scrub

kiehl’s abyssine serum

oil of olay regenerist serum

any of the kiehl’s eye creams just on a daily basis

signed,

someone who has smoked for 14 years and knows a little something about skin goin to shit kind of early

man if water reversed lines on your face it would be really scary and fucked up to watch old people drink water

What if water just plain ol’ REVERESED YOUR FACE?????

ol’ oshga’ pants’ adkjd’

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Does anyone have the address for the automated lolcats maker handy?

ooh i want one

argh okay that racial slurs for robots thread is the fucking end of the world, wtf “riggers”, “D4G0”, “K1K3”, “lapwop” etc.

FAT PETS!

also yeah i won’t even click on that, wtf is wrong with people?

lol i lied the amazement i felt at the knowledge that someone had written D4G0 made me go. i already knew about the “rigger” one because some fucking cock went and reposted it on the excelsior thread. i have no hope for ppl! check out this little dude:

i think that my FAVORITE thing is orange cats.

i mean look

Squlaurel?

ok high fives for that

cats = awesome

especially orange cats, there is something inexplicably adorable about them

We should just make a flickr group of animals drinking Bud, frankly.

ally have you seen toygers?

^^^not how cats actually work fyi

oh my god the cat jessie posted!!!

TOYGERS! they are a cross between bengals (which are a cross between domestic cats and asian leopard cats) and domestic cats. designer animals kind of bum me out but they are really pretty.

i’ve heard bengals can be really mean but a friend of ours has a bengal and it seems ok to me (i haven’t met it and am going by photos/stories)

ok i really never needed to read the phrase “self-takedown”

ridiculous

hi dere I am bengal cat, I live in the jungle of UR HOUSE.

I have to go to bethesda tomorrow to NIH, is that a bitch from the metro?

no, the stop is basically right at the nih. the nih campus itself is a fucking retarded labyrinth of insanity and construction tho currently/always so get very specific directions as to what building you need to go to.

or take the shuttle bus that comes from the metro, actually.