^^^^^^^^ that post could apply as a reply to basically any of the last 70 posts
FUCK XPOST
wait a bar full of fish??!
Yeah, there’s a monstrous aquarium in there! It’s cool!
Also I don’t see the xpost.
i really truly do hope that cowtown has an awesome blue bar full of fish.
Maybe it does now!
It does when the residents pass out at the marina.
I am reposting this because if I didn’t know I was suffering from depression before I quit my job and got to get paid for sitting around doing nothing then it’s definitely been made clear by now
did you know Dan that i also worked at the pizza ranch except that by that time it was the rip rap and i was a dish washer and got fire because i blew off work to go to.......EDGE FEST
also ghost rider is from mpls wtf
haha i forgot you were from mn, river wolf
thank you all btw for introducing me to achewood
ghost rider: i actually spent the first 9 years of my life in Kenwood!
DID YOU LIVE WITH MARY RICHARDS
wait she’d probably moved to cedar by then my bad
OMG achewood
no but i trick or treated at walter mondale’s house all the time
I once took a check at Liquor Depot from a woman whose last name was “Keillor”. I made the witty observation of “Ho ho, are you related to Garrison?” She icily regarded me and said, “Yes. He is my cousin.”
And I was all like SORRY MISS! DIDN’T KNOW THAT EVERY KEILLOR IN MINNESOTA WAS RELATED TO EACH OTHER.
ps i have trespassed at dude’s house. he lives across the river from my parents, in WISCONSIN
he has a tennis court
guys i just had to go to a work going away party that featured the following:
1) no booze or coffee, just soda which means i couldn’t have any kind of drink whatsoever for 45 minutes
2) speeches that referenced 9/11?!?!?
3) TWO KARAOKE SONGS AND KEEP IN MIND I ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO DRINKING
i feel...dirty.
me too, ally 8[
well that didn’t help at all
GK lives in Prescott?!?!
lol at sober karaoke
why you mocking my family photos
are any of the people on this thread not from minnesota
i am not from that place
ugh i could not feel more humiliated about that going away party if i had gone down to 4bleton and it was announced that it was time for the bukkake party, i swear to god. wtf.
Dear dude who took site pictures for me to blow up to 24“ x 36” on presentation boards,
Thanks for the 640x480 resolution photos. At least you took them on an overcast day!
Sincerely,
yr rendering department
most of my relatives live here
which is a different country even, than minnesota
SECRET BRITISHER
my dad likes the vikings
i like pretty much anyone that’s that good at conquering
real go getters
conquering party boat
Children across the state think the Vikings are named “What the hell is wrong with you?!?!”, “Goddamnit!” or “AAAAARGH! That’s it. Fuck these guys.”
why the hell did anyone on friends need a body double? was i missing some kind of awesome action program back in the day? i was under the impression it was soap wank will & grace type shit. ;_;
also guys i would like to start a campaign on the “which country has the most beautiful women” thread to let chad win.
lol shakey mo is an idiot
NU-ILX IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO HATE FUN
haha i just voted for Chad but i was really tempted by the accidental blank entry too
yeah i was torn between those two, and also @Web Directories
GHOST RIDER IS MOMUS, DOG LATIN, LOUISE JAGER and A BLEATING MOUNTAIN GOAT SPREAD THE WORD Y’ALL
shakey mo is a completely special little dude, isn’t he.
i just wonder how this is affecting poor dr morbius now that he’s gotten drunk us
GJOST RIDHER IS JOHN DARNIELLE???
alex are YOU drunk?
[image]http://www.socialmiami.com/socialeyes/images/wine4.jpg[/image]
hahahaha wait wrong tab
guys I’M drunk
THE WORLD SHINES
AS I EXIT THE DUPONT RED LINE
GOING TO THE BIG HUNT
this time zone business is always a little baffling
the big hunt doesn’t open until like 4
i’m not going to the big hunt, fuck that place
no xposts is maybe the only good thing about nu-ilx
Wait, “Clitheroe”?????? AWESOMES
I’M A CLIT HERO
PAID MY DUES
no xposts makes every thread 30 times more incomprehensible
considering that we’re talking about ilx is that really such a bad thing?
no, i was agreeing with alex!!
... I can’t tell if you are agreeing or disagreeing with GHOST RIDER.
(xpost: IT IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PPL KNOWN ME, COME ON
baby i meet you for the first time every day
i’m not clicking on that my space link
‘clit hero,’ dan? oh come on now
that’s for best
i mean it’s not that i don’t appreciate the effort. but still.
it was no effort, ned forwarded it to me. it was all his effort. i just copy pasted it after being horrified by the link for a minute.
haha i just went to do a search on our website for “gluten free” and i typed in “blood diamonds” instead
and so you shared pain with us, your pals.
xpost hahahaha
do i click on that link in a public library computer lab y/n
my ex-gf from high school has a gluten allergy and now she has lupus ;_;
y but pull it out first
it’s safe for work/public though if someone sees you looking at it they’ll assume you’re insane. or gluten free.
eeeeesh i am sorry, gluten intolerance is not a basic time of fun at all
coffee shop astley OTM
yeesh why am i cold?
lisa kudrow suddenly cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced
;_;
yeah you should always let a trained professional throw out your baby
embarazada? lady you got no idea
like anyone’s ever thrown a baby in a dumpster
OH FINE, MAKE ME THE BAD GUY DUDE.
John, you’re a trained professional.
THe court records will show the use of the term “loft”, not “throw”.
I am bringing in an expert witness.
the thing is the woman is doing it all wrong, you have to set it down nicely to keep the noise levels down. your neighbors are just gonna complain about all the clanging around a baby’s head makes if you do it that way. trust me on this one.
“clanging”
oh shit dudes do you remember that totally harrowing scene in the giver? totally freaked me out as a younger lad.
Why not just cover it in peanut butter and be like, “oh noes the squirrels!”
Also, why put a diaper on a baby if you’re just going to throw it away?
what kind of person lets a baby just defecate freely, really. what kind of trained professional are you?!
someone pls to make graphic advising what to do when Baby’s On Fire
better throw her in the dumpster
“someone”
defecations=nothing to be scared of
also is that nurse going to raise that baby until age 18? y/n
n she is going to sell it to gypsies, duh