but you guys already saw it

where are you putting it and when are you getting it is the urgent question.

you guys will have to wait and see ;)

ps it is actually going on my inner thigh

awesome

I’m going to lose my fucking mind guys

gwu switched from using SSNs last semester for student ID and account numbers so when I sent them a big fucking check they just didn’t bother to deposit it. not that I have any way of getting the fucking money back or anything. I won’t be paying tuition twice, that’s for fucking sure, so I suppose they better just go ahead and send collections after me. I’ll murder every last one of them.

also he actually says “milk was a bad idea”

nnnnnnoooooooooo he doesn’t? I’m pretty sure the whole line is “it’s so damn hot... milk was a bad choice”?

IMDB sez it’s ‘choice’

yeah he says ‘choice’ u crazy dawg

I was sonned by calzone, folk was good, an pub with folk club has started stocking Rip Van Winkle Bourbon, tonight was good.

will probably get to bed at reasonable hour tonight! for first time in two weeks!

“two weeks”

how do i shot not new highs/lows in overall cosmic wtf life retardation

I will use my timezone advantage to be the first to praise today’s achewood.

if these guys are kidding, they’re like andy kaufman good

what the eff is achewood

http://www.achewood.com/

oh my god karl rove WTF

okay hahahahahahahahahahaha achewood, wow

how have i not seen this before????

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:02:59 AM >>>

Hello,

I received their credit card to pay the charges as usual and the attached invoice was short paid. When I spoke with Al3x at B4yard he said this is the same ad that started running in 2006 and for some reason it picked up the 2007 rate so he deducted the difference. If this is the case should I do a billing adjustment on your behalf to remove the invoice from the aging? Please advise and thank you.

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:15 AM >>>

Hi M1chael,

The ad should have been at the 2006 rate, that is correct. It is correct in AS and on my paperwork so I’m not sure why it would’ve been billed at 2007 rates—let me know if you need me to reforward the paperwork! Please adjust back to the 2006 rate.

Thanks!!

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:21:02 AM >>>

The invoice has a balance of $1,116.48 which I will do the billing adjustment on. Is that ok with you?

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:45 AM >>>

Before I say yes, what order do we do agency and pick-up discounts in combination? I just realized I honestly don’t know this! If we take the pick-up discount FIRST and then apply the agency discount after that, then that is the correct amount to adjust.

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:52:02 AM >>>

I don’t know that myself.

THIS IS AN E-MAIL EXCHANGE BETWEEN MYSELF, A SALES REP WHO FAILED REMEDIAL ALGEBRA THREE (3) TIMES IN COLLEGE AND GAVE UP AND TOOK LOGIC INSTEAD TO FULFILL “MATH,” AND THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF SCIUHNCE’S CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT. SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE ELSE GET ME A NEW JOB I AM NOT GOOD AT MATH AND DO NOT WANT TO BE HAVING TO DO THAT NOW TOO.

how am i supposed to know if that amount is ok?!?! you’re the billing dude!!! not me!!! i just am here to smile nicely at people to convince them to buy retarded advertisements they don’t need!!!

if you do not know the answer to this, who does?!? aggggh help

someone bring me a drink plz

there is absolutely no math in my job whatsoever ever. even simple counting is done for me by computers and shit.

my advice is to send him this:

ok that is pretty otm.

explanation as to why there is math: there should not be math, ever. the ad in question was placed four separate times (the same ad). so, on my system, i just have them all on the same order. so like, say, on my screen, the grand total is like $20,000 and all the discounts are done en masse off that. HOWEVER, because this place is run like fucking gangbusters, our finance department has decided, because this makes the most amount of sense obviously, that when they send out invoices, they do not send an invoice for the grand total that i quoted the advertiser. instead they bill each ad separately. so, their invoice has a COMPLETELY different amount than what i have in my system, and i’m stuck here—because, you know, CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE FIGURING THIS OUT THEMSELVES—trying to figure out how the hell the math works out on an ad that receives both a 25% and a 15% discount (but not a 40% discount), that i’m not sure which order the discounts apply to.

aggghghghoanbkufnvufoapngbo8ars hp ahgofna gpafunbpnbof nothing i typed just then made any sense

and then i go and read gabbneb’s terrible dc advice thread to really get myself irritated!!!! i’m an idiot.

i need to get a new job

[i]Thanks!![/i]

Glad I’m not the only one who does this at work.

every e-mail i send contains at least 5 exclamation points at work. i feel exclamation points allow me to say a lot snottier shit without anyone taking it too badly and, like, complaining.

that never works for me, I just end up sounding like JW if I put !! in things

The words “thanks a lot” should never be taken at face value, no matter HOW many exclamation points are applied. If I said “thanks a lot!!!”, I was lying; I was actually digging your grave with a plastic teaspoon from the office kitchen.

man I gotta wonder about people who don’t know that from 3rd grade though

Gee Laurel, thanks a lot!!!

unless they didn’t take 3rd grade in the US maybe, or are only so-so with the English in general

daria that one is still my favorite of the whole bunch blood diamonds

But then I’m always digging someone’s grave, so y’know, whatever.

i need to find a new job too.. i signed up for a class though b/c really i don’t know what i’m doing, i’d like to at least take that first.. but last two days everyone is running around crazy and i feel like i’m trying to talk sense into ppl re: communication plans and nobody is listening, they’re fine with just putting any old crap out there so long as they feed some line of bs to sr management!

arrgh why is everyone crazy

i am having this new stress problem in which i don’t want to eat anything, i open the fridge and everything looks totally disgusting and makes me nauseous. waht can i do? i just had one of those hideous overpriced and full of sugar bottled juice smoothies but i can’t live on these

xanax

You’re pregnant?

yes, i am

i am eating one of those blueberry muffins that are actually just cakes masquerading as a muffin

no.. it’s not that, it’s not from eating bad food or anything, it’s just stress. how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

well partially by shotting trip to allentown to see pissed jeans and BODY COUNT, broster

we went to a place in az called the monastery, it served beers and ph0undation. this is the best option i have to offer.

wait pissed jeans, the pissed jeans show? you said billy joel was opening. i’m confused now.

Today, I will eat leftover bizarre “Club Sandwich” pizza for lunch.

club sandwich... pizza???

WHAT A CUNT-TRY

okay so GWU did desposit my tuition check it just took them a whole month to do it and they felt no compelling reason not to send me more bills with ever-increasing late fees during that time because what could possibly be more important than fucking basketball

It seems that pizza technology has reached the point where turkey, bacon, lettuce, and ranch dressing can happily intermingle without fear of reprisal.

dude i have never fucked a basketball

Ghost Rider, it will come as no shock to you that Pizza Luce is responsible for this brave leap into the future.

ranch dressing is not actually what you put on a club sandwich, though

mustard would be more the thing

hey john justen take sides: luce vs galactic

Come on now, what sort of lunatic would put mustard on a pizza? It would clash horribly with the mayonaisse and Cool Whip.

xpost:Can I vote for Red’s Savoy?

COP-OUT.

i vote galactic because i think pitchers of beer are cheaper there, tho maybe i’m making that up.

It seems that pizza technology has reached the point where turkey, bacon, lettuce, and ranch dressing can happily intermingle without fear of reprisal.

^^^^^ this is going to give me nightmares.

I’ve actually only been drinking at Luce because Ian from “Drinking With Ian” is hosting bar trivia there, and thus it is a land of booze-em-up drink special fun.

(confession: I have never actually gone to Galactic.)

pizza is pretty much exact same quality as luce, it’s great to sit outside there on a nice day and drink aforementioned cheap beer, otherwise no real reason to go check it out.

but i just realized you’re talking about downtown luce, right? my dad lives a couple blocks from lyn-lake one so i went there way more often than the others.

i was once dumped on my birthday at the seward luce!

Ok, experiencing the worry of grody brown lettuce wilt is not what one expects when eating pizza. Thumbs down.

Okay, what were you expecting from a club sandwich pizza???? Did Wolfgang Puck make this pizza?

Everybody knows lettuce belongs nowhere on a pizza... unless it is a TACO PIZZA.

(Fluffy Bear will back me up on this. ...mmm pizza ranch taco pizza i love you...)

taco pizza??? just remind me never to go to minnesota or wisconsin or wherever the hell you people are all from.

xpost WOW!!!!!!!!!!

WineCoolerGate-’91, never forget ;_;

omg brian

“home of the pizza lover’s pizza for pizza lovers”

wait i was going to post virginiaisforlovers.jpg but a gis on that term yielded me this

virginia is for private hurricanes otm

wait no

ally minnesota is home to some of the cheapest beer in the country and as long as you’re not ordering something insane (AHEM NOT NAMING ANY NAMES HERE) it has 100% better pizza selection than this crap town.

SATURDAY

OR SUNDAY

2 AMY’S

i am so over 2 amys

i’m just terrified that you canadians or whatever are going to try to force me to eat some kind of crazy japanese pizza.

“oh I am Mr. Que and I am over 2 Amy’s and drinking is stupid LOL I love being wrong!”

mr. morbius more like amirite

it’s not a question of wrong or right at all. i just said i was over it. let’s do birerria paradiso and that way we have a larger selection of beers.

wait that’s the exact opposite of being over pizza and drinking

living=drinking

Mr. Que on Thursday, March 29, 2007 12:41 PM (35 minutes ago)

still not confused guys

Oh god, the taco pizza. There was no way to make that taste good. I forgot about the winecoolergate.

I am having bukake pizza flashbacks uhg.

xpost: DUDE IT HAD REFRIED BEANS INSTEAD OF TOMATO SAUCE, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, WTF

ugh stfu re: bukkake pizza

I preferred my sausage and mozzarella croissants. Also, I must have personally gone through ten or twenty industrial-sized vats of pickles.

not sure when i said i was over pizza and drinking!

WERE YOU ALL REALLY, REALLY, REALLY STONED OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

Srsly I do not approve of “wacky” pizzas (including the unholy abomination that is the Hawaiian pizza argh DO NOT WANT) but refried beans + spicy hamburger + olives + mozarella + cheddar + taco seasoning all backed to gether with chips and lettuce sprinkled over the top = EUREKA TIME TO RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKED

(xpost: Remember how you ruined the “take a pizza home with you” perk for everyone? Hahahahaha)

I did abuse the privilege.

dear friend of mine who is in town currently,

srsly i know you have other commitments and shit is wacky at work-related shindigs and you might not even be able to come out at all tonight but you KNOW there are like no bars near where your hotel is because we all used to live over there and it sucks. rosslyn is a death trap, a suicide rap, tho maybe report back on whether or not hotel has a bar i guess. or i’m just gonna walk yr ass to galaxy hut.

sincerely,

ally

This dude is wound way too tight and his life really really sucks: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52977#unread

There’s that awesome Thai restaurant in Rosslyn! Thai Blue Sea or something like that...?

(The actual Pizza Ranch story: In high school, FB & I worked at the short-lived Pizza Ranch in our town. In addition to the KICK-ASS NUMMY taco pizza, they also had a limited liquor license to sell bottled wine coolers and beer. One night, the incompetent restaurant manager “broke in” along with two fellow employees and drank approx 500% of the wine coolers. Firing ensued. We larfed except for the one dude who was really slow and shouldn’t have been fired for tagging along with the bad crowd but oh well. one of our perks was that we could take a pizza home with us after our shift. FB one day made six pizzas for his whole family. After that, no more free pizzas. ;_; FB also ate all of these pickles while I ate all of these balls of mozarella cheese. ^_^)

dude we’re not going eating, we’re going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

Pizza Ranch was just down the street from Cowtown.

recipe for disaster right there

dude we’re not going eating, we’re going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

IIRC they have an awesome blue bar full of fish...?