lol photo is hueg
are those yr new roomates
huh
ZR did you move into a banana factory, y/n
holy shit give the girl on the left green eyes and she would look EXACTLY like a girl i used to date. SPOOKY.
you don’t have to be crazy to work here...but it certainly makes things easier!
should i write my “work-related goals” for the coming year are “get a new job” y/n
just respond to every question with “TS: Fucking vs. Sucking”
Work-Related Goals for the Coming Year:
8====D
can i leave pre tag open for a while y/n
aww sonned in a parsing beef
;_;
you used to be able to leave tags open, and change all sorts of shit around. then jon happened and they went all nazi germany.
BUT THE SANDBOX IS ABOUT FREEDOM DAMMIT
haha today’s achewood wtf
also the sandbox’s freedoms are limited as well, it doesn’t even have an nfl board faq ;_;
WHICH BTW IS LOST FOREVER NEVER FORGET
the one that annoys me the most is disabling the FONT tag. i mean seriously who is it hurting if i want to post in 72pt bright red comic sans?
It’s all because of this seal sucker:
“because”
Dear Ally,
OTM re: today’s Achewood
yours,
Ed
whoa
xpost “somebody says i’m gay, i’ll just sit here being straight, and they’ll be wrong”
the no gmail thing for two fucking days is starting to drive me insane
Tonight, I gets me a calzone.
what the hell’s wrong with your gmail?
i’ve had it with our office services people
i can’t get into my gmail, it just gives me this message over and over
“ We’re sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We’re currently working to fix the problem — please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.”
I GOT BANNED FROM GMAIL I CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE BY KISSING :(
refresh
i have done so. ten thousand times. other things i have tried include: quitting and restarting firefox, actually opening IE to test there. no worky!
i mean i am logged in, if i just go to google.com it shows that i am logged in, i can do everything but check my e-mail and chat and basically not do my job :(
xpost hott
that is how ilx makes me feel
MY LIFE SUCKS I’M PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON LEFT WHO STILL CAN’T GET INTO GMAIL BEEN BANNED FROM GMAIL MUST COMMUNICATE VIA ETC ;_;
it’s probably just full of obnoxious spam from 4ndy w3llens and stupid forwarded purity quizzes and shit like that but STILL.
obnoxious spam from 4ndy w3llens
DONT YOU EVER. EVER. SAY THAT.
dude, i told you i can’t really stand that dude. i know it is a controversial opinion but, i mean...what the FUCK is the deal with his myspace picture, first of all? secondly, he is a scrub. thirdly, i hate him.
ok i don’t really hate him but i just deleted my lengthy rant about him so i really have issues with him. you’ve never been stuck alone in a bar with him and tom talking at each other.
AT being the operative word in that sentence fyi.
you know dudes i am actually in a pretty good mood this week despite all other indicators saying this is untrue, it’s just that i’m kind of at the point where it seems entertaining to completely burn bridges and then have an excuse to do somethng else with my life.
hi dere
Hi dere Zak
then have an excuse to do somethng else with my life.
hausfrau, star of burlesque, barkeep, submariner?
oh oh oh oh pick submariner
first one = n, other three = y!!
i would say barkeep but then i actually would die of alcohol poisoning for real
if you were going to die of alcohol poisoning i’m sure you would’ve done it by now so don’t worry too much about it!
do submarines need barkeeps because that job sounds pretty ideal
lol ally yr gmail down = no discussion of wierd conquests last night 8[
=:0
FUCK YOU GMAIL
tuesday night takedowns!!!!
omg u bitch i’m going to lose my mind now
it was OK! just working on my game!
dearest throat,
look it’s not even really allergy season yet so how about you stop doing the “hahahaha zack fuck you i’m not letting you breathe or swallow” thing ok? if you cooperate i promise i’ll reward you with booze.
love,
me
“reward”
My throat hates lime juice so basically it’s like a passive-aggressive co-habitation: I feed it lime juice on the sly when I think it’s already half in the bag and won’t notice, it waits until the next day to fuck me off for spite and acidity.
look it’s not even really allergy season yet so how about you stop doing the “hahahaha zack fuck you i’m not letting you breathe or swallow” thing ok?
hey mine’s doing the same thing!! i thought i was gonna choke to death on the el yesterday.
Maximizing my Paint Skills:
cosmic perry
It’s giving me a headache.
wtf it was 65 two days ago and now there’s snow all over the goddam place
i thought i was gonna choke to death on the el yesterday
maximizing MY paint skills:
meh
oh go text ally
lol
;_;
SOMEONE TEXT ME, I’M BORED TO DEATH
*does so*
i need a nap and a pizza and a beer.
that dan perry gif is the one that plays between scenes of his batman inspired superhero show
i need a nap and a pizza and a beer.
kevin this seems pretty much true 100% of the time from what i know of you
also allay I put an new animal on flickers
i.e. the votes are in!
whoa wtf is that animals
an antlered!
Damnit, how can one book that sold for $22.99 5 years ago cost $249.99 now.
ja ja i see it has antlers but...what is a “sable”
i guess i could just google it. ps i’m adding sketchy tags to pix to try to increase yr hit count from perverts via the titty-blog plan of yesterday or whatever. WILL IT WORK WHO KNOWS.
mystery, etc
I don’t know what it is about that train-choking pic, but I never realized until now how much Chicago Kevin vaguely resembles Paul Westerberg.
i thought that exact same thing from some other pic he posted a while ago actually
kevin this seems pretty much true 100% of the time from what i know of you
i’m a man of humble wants, what can i say?
now where’s my goddamn pizza and schlitz?
you’re a man who doesn’t get enough sleep!
i mean they’re all very otm things!
from a facebook msg:
This was an actual question that a journalist friend of mine got a friend of his to ask Mel C:
“If you were in a room and no one was looking, and there’d be no way of anyone finding out, how much money would it take to make you hit a panda in the face with a brick?”
guys, answers plz.
ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i’m going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off “the schlitzkrieg”, wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it’s as fast and as destructive as it’s namesake.
my answer, gratis if the panda is a dick.
otherwise probably about $50?
ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i’m going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off “the schlitzkrieg”, wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it’s as fast and as destructive as it’s namesake.
— midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)
TEMPERANCE HALL DUDES
I can’t stop laughing at hitting panda with a brick. I think I’m an asshole.
xp—never forget, yo
i’d brick a panda for free regardless of who is watching.
we should tell him the way the movie temperance hall ended.
ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i’m going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off “the schlitzkrieg”, wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it’s as fast and as destructive as it’s namesake.
— midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)
THUNDERDOMIN’
does temperence hall end with a panda taking a brick to the face?
i seem to recall that night ending with brickings, yeah.
no it ended with a tender scene between the protagonist and a toilet
TWO toilets excuse me
such a really fun night
oh so we’re just telling the pete story of temperance hall. he left at like 9, i thought him vomiting was the START of the movie temperance hall. confused!
69 DOUBLETEAMIN’
OH. MY. GOD.
OMG OMG WATCH THE WHOLE THING
WHEN THEY SEPARATE AND THE DARK HAIRED ONE COMES BACK TO FIND THE OTHER ONE AND REACHES FOR ITS LITTLE PAW!!!!!!!!!!!