Ally have you seen Peyton on SNL yet?
;_;
no, i have barely been home since i got back from nyc. i need to get a work computer with sound on it.
you should stop helping your helpless colleagues until you get a computer with sound.
if you do get to go home for a substantial amount of time soon (hopefully!), it’s worth torrenting the whole thing.
i actually plan to stay in tonight for the first time in forever! i need to get laundry done at some point so i will download while doing that, i think. i am dying to see it??? i heard it was totally hilarious.
dude it’s seriously the greatest and the reason I’m harrassing you to see it so much is that you’re like the only person I can think of that will enjoy it as much as I did!
peyton looked cute in his suit. i couldn’t hear what he was saying but i was totally ok with that.
adam sandler is such a fucking boxcar that i am finding it difficult to find calling him a hunted prize funny ;_;
I thought the monologue was eh. The 300 sketch should have been great but ws really boring, also it showed that despite being a professional athlete Peyton has absolutely zero muscle definition, which I didn’t really want to see in the first place. United Way sketch wass seriously awesome and made up for the rest x 1000.
the 300 sketch was terrible, and the United Way sketch=sheer brilliance, but there’s a couple other ones I’m pretty sure Ally will like.
Peyton has muscle definition in his arms!
worst gps ever is pretty funny!
I just don’t understand how “okay, it’s The 300 with Peyton Manning” could have turned out badly ;_;
dude the one with the mouse riding the cat riding the dog!
I know, Brian; I think it’s because the writers didn’t quite have a second thought about the skit.
“MUSH”
:)
I’m actually not at all sad about missing Peyton on SNL because I was very busy drinking all of these wines and beers at the time! :-D
i was dancing to the black lips! i missed it too! i watched it on this thing called the internet!
Dan, how did your concert on Sunday go?
(I missed Peyton in real time, too. yay internets!)
i was hangin with dr. morbius
AT THE GAY BAR
omg I think I broke GIS ;_;
internets 4000% less funny
guys i just got an e-mail from someone named ern3st b4rreta and it isn’t spam e-mail, the internet is still funny.
never nude
i can’t believe rosie has a flickr
and i can’t believe the world knows about it
is anyone else’s gmail f’ed up?
yeah why is gmail so fucked today
I got super roots 7 for like $13, how does my day rate so far guys
is super roots the musical version of roots?
omg right after b4rreta e-mailed me, m4rty p00dles e-mailed me again. plz plz plz person named s4ge c00n i sold ad to a while back, it is yr turn to e-mail me and then it will be totally hilariousest hour of the day.
dude it is clearly the SUPER version of Roots, where did you go to school
Wait, how does Roots factor into the Marvel universe?
br00klyn at school ;_;
i think that’s where kunta kinte joins the justice league of america.
eye yamataka would be a pretty great supervillain
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even without the tremendous amounts of free xanax i got from the christian state i would still have to say ally otm
wait wait wait..... free xanax?
yes that’s why everyone on dc thread has been so cheerful and upbeat lately!
i ran out of mine ;_;
“free xanax” is code for “liquor we have to pay for” and “cheerful and upbeat” is code for “basically fucked up all of the time”
“everyone on dc thread” is code for “me”
Sounds like you need a visit from Tobias Funke, Analrapist.
i have never had a xanax
oh well i’d offer you one of my mom’s painkillers to cheer you up but i ran out in nyc ;_;
also fluffy bear wtf
For the remainder of the afternoon, I will endeavor, drawing upon my skills as a thespian, to invoke, nay, to channel, if you will, the voice of Tobias Funke, one of television’s most beloved characters.
What I wouldn’t do to spend a few hours inside his skin.
cut it out
This may prove to be quite challenging. But as we say in “The Business” (and by “The Business”, I mean “Show Business”)…hold on…it’s on the tip of my tongue…I’ve nearly got it…
STOP IT
FINE FUNKE TROLL IS GONE I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY ;_;
aw come on this is hilarious
“hilarious”
“aw”
something about the look in that drawing’s eyes is very comforting to me
“come”
it’s like he’s saying “don’t worry, we’ll all be dead soon”
you are high y/n
ZR that’s the xanax talkin
my gmail appears to be fucked
“fucked”
also: my back hurts
how is everyone else
Sorry I have to
dude never apologize for posting that
fuck, not looking forward to going to this thing tonight. would much rather chill out here for the first time in ten million days.
Tonight I’m going to try to ride one bike and tow a second bike one-handed for a distance of about two miles. You might read about me in the paper tomorrow, I’m not really sure how this is going to work out.
uh is there a documentary film crew following you on this epic journey y/n
can you live blog it?
laurel if there isn’t a documentary team following you around, just add penguins.
Do not have: Helmet cam. Also do not have: helmet.
dear richard
i will pay you $100 (one hundred US dollars) to film laurel’s journey. ps will not declare to IR$ if that helps.
thx,
ally
inability to get into gmail really not helping the end of my day at all
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ok that drawing now has earned its keep
GUYS
OMG
PETE stole my bike: DC ∞
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Dan, how did your concert on Sunday go?
It went well! We sang all these songs about the Virgin Mary and it was awesome! I shall be blogging about it sometime tonight.
(Everyone knows I have a crappy Myspace blog, right?)
no
laurel, if you can wait two days i’m sure you can find someone to ride the other bike home.
yeah why is gmail so fucked today
I got super roots 7 for like $13, how does my day rate so far guys
— TOMB07 (tombo...), March 27th, 2007. (trm)
the price is unremarkable since the reissue, but the album is OMGWTF awes!
dan link to your blog blogger
dear boss,
do not eat popcorn at your desk.
thanks,
non-management
LAUREL GET A HELMET FFS SAFETY TAKES NO HOLIDAY
laurel maybe i will get my documentary buddy to film you....DYING
lol
god that guy’s eyes are close together
hey will someone leonardo all these super roots, btw??
i like the idea of rich following laurel around to film her trip but not helping.
mountain goats poster lol
“you motherfuckers want a doughnut?”
MAJOR LOLS
gbx ask jjoonn he has everything unter der sun
so additionally mark kudos for being the one to push marissa back into INSANITY
good thinkin xp